The Magic Teachers Tape
Intro
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The Mariner Jam
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The Camel Jam
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Studio chat
Es tut mir leid
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Remember Tomorrow
instrumental
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5th Symphony, Allegro & con Brio
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Hallowed be
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Hallowed be thy Name
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To tame
instrumental
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A land
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Om of the op
instrumental
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Information Jam
instrumental
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Studio chat
Es tut mir leid
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Rendez-vous II
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Oxygène IV
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Les chants magnétiques II
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The Nothing else matters Jam
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The Caveman Blues
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Comfortably Numb
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Forget Yesterday
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Tatatataaaa
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The fun song
Freude, schöner Götterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium!
Wir betreten feuertrunken, Himmlische, dein Heiligtum.
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Strauss' river
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Strauss' river 2
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Beat
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Casa musica
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The Al Capone Jam
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To shoot Strangers
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The slllooooow Jam
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Petten (Bootleg)
The unplugged jam
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Petten
Hallo Gerrit, wie war dein Tag?
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
AAAaaa!!!
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Scheiss-Gesellschaft (Single)
Scheiss-Gesellschaft take 3
Ladies and gentlemen, Scheiss-Gesellschaft take 3
Scheiss-Gesellschaft
Scheiss-Staat
Scheiss-Establishment
Scheiss-System
Scheiss-Hagelslag
Scheiss-Polizei
HÜA BÜA !
Scheiss-Government
Scheiss-Geld
Scheiss-Bürokraten
Scheiss-Planet
Scheiss-Wripata
Scheiss-Army
HÜA BÜA !
Scheiss-Gesellschaft
Scheiss-Staat
Scheiss-Establishment
Scheiss-System
Scheiss-Hagelslag
Scheiss-Polizei
HÜA BÜA !
HÜA BÜA !
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Scheiss-Gesellschaft take 2
...Eh, take 2
Scheiss-Gesellschaft
Scheiss-Staat
Scheiss-Establishment
Scheiss-System
Scheiss-Hagelslag
Scheiss-Polizei
HÜA BÜA !
Scheiss-Government
Scheiss-Geld
Sch
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Live at Wethouder Frankeweg 10. 4. '96
Autoplooking
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This was our great new song, Autoplooking
And now we're gonna make a cover for you, it's called Quest for fire
Quest for fire
In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were homes
In an age where prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam
Then the tribes they came to still the fire
And the wolves they howled into the night
And they fought a vicious angry battle
to save the power of warmth and light
Drawn by Quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by Quest for fire
Discovery of man hüä
And they thought that when the embers died away
That the flame of life had burnt and died
Didn't know the sparks that made the fire
Were made by rubbing stick and stone
So they ploughed through forests and swamps of danger
And they fought they cannibal tribes and beasts
In the search to find another fire
To regain the power of light and heat
Drawn by Quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by Quest for fire
Discovery of man
Oh god, he's autoplooking again
Drawn by Quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by Quest for fire
Discovery of man
I said drawn by Quest for fire
They searched across the land
Drawn by Quest for fire
Discovery of man
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Thank you vielen Dank
- Böö, we want more, we want more
We want more, we want more
Hü, we want more, hü, we want more
We want more, we want more
We want.. more
Much more
Give us more
We want more
We want more, we want more, we want more, we want more, we want more
Aaa aaa aaa aaa aa a a a a a
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, it's allright, we're back
Sorry for having left you with only two songs
We're gonna make one more for you of course
- yeh
- But it's eh, kind of cover, but it's eh somehow changed
It's our version you know
It's called third home by the sea
Third home by the sea
Tvm Tvdedm tvm ah
Tvm Tvdedm tvm ah
Kwakwakwakwakwaakwaak kwakwakwakwakwak
Kwakwakwakwakwaakwakwaaak
Kwakwakwakwakwaakwaak kwakwakwakwakwak
Kwakwakwakwakwaakwakwaaakwak
Kwakwakwakwakwaakwaak kwakwakwakwakwak
Kwakwakwakwakwaakwakwaaak
Kwakwakwaakwaak
Kwakwakwaaakwakwaak
Kwakwaak kwakwakwaak kwakwaak kwakwakwaak
Kwaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwaak
Kwakwaak kwakwaak kwakwaaak
Kwakwaak kwakwakwaak kwakwaak kwakwakwaak
Kwaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwaak
Bam Tvdedm tvm pcha
Tvm Tvdedm tvm
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- Yeaaah, yeah
Hey great hey, whöa
Whaa whaaa, wha wha, hühüwha
Aaaaaaaaaayayaya
Aaaa aaa aaa, wöa
- Now here's a surprise for you
Can I play with madness
Can I play with madness
Give me the sense to wonder
To wonder if I'm free
Give me the sense to wonder
To know I can be me
Give me the strength to hold my head up
Spit back in their face
Don't need no key to unlock this door
Gonna break down the wall
Break out of this bad place
Can I play with madness - the prophet stared at his crystal ball
Can I play with madness - there's no vision there at all
He said Can I play with madness - the prophet looked and he laughed at me
Haha he said Can I play with madness - he said you're blind too blind too see
Oh, you're too blind to see
Said the prophet
I screamed aloud to the old man
I said don't lie don't say you don't know
I said you'll pay for this mischief
In this world or the next
Oh and then he faced me with a freezing glance
And the hellfires raged in his eyes
He said you wanna know the truth son - yes
- I'll tell you the truth - oh
your soul's gonna burn in the lake of fire
Can I play with madness - the prophet stared at his crystal ball
Can I play with madness - there's no vision there at all
Can I play with madness - the prophet looked and he laughed at me
Haha he said Can I play with madness - he said you're blind too blind too see
Oh, listen to me
Said the prophet
It's finished
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- Aaaaa
Whaaaa haaaa
ooo a hüü hä whüüü
Whööö whööö whööö whööö whööö, Satan
Slayer, whööö
Type 0 negative, whööö
Napalm death
Buööö, Cathedral
Morbid angel
Cannibal corpse
Wüü, Carcass
Whööö, wüüü, wöö
And of course Sepultura
- And now we have some solo song of Sven
Some solo song of Sven
Hm-m
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
Yayayayayayaa yayayayayaa
LaaalalaaalayaaaaAAAyeaouaaeuaa
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- Thank you, Sven
- Not at all, José, not at all
Now it's your turn to entertain our little friends..
Hm-m, eh, so here is José Boundo eh, in his new, eh eh creation, that is, eh
- Yea, I'll invent a name after that
You know I, I invent songs so fast, don't come up with name always
José's honest interpretation
1,2
1,2,3,4
Laa lalaa lalallaa laa
Laalilalalili laa l-lala l-lalalalaa
La lilalalilalaa l-lalalalalalaa
La-a lalalalaa lilalalalaa
Laaa-h-h-ha
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- Well thank you, José, for this eh, honest interpretation
- You're welcome, you're welcome
And now we're gona make our final cover
you'll see what it is, hehe, surprise, hehe
Alexander the Great
1,2,3,4 Near to the East
In a part of ancient Greece
In an ancient land called Macedonia
Was born a son
To Philip of Macedon
The legend his name was Alexander
By the age of nineteen
He became the Macedon King
And he swore to free all of Asia Minor
Alexander the Great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the Great
Became a legend 'mongst mortal men
King Darius the third
Defeated fled Persia
The Scythians fell by the river Jaxartes
Then Egypt fell to the Macedon King as well
And he founded the city called Alexandria
Entering Babylon
And Susa, treasures he found
Shalalalali lalalalalaalahala
Lalalilala lililalilaalala
And he founded the city called Alexandria
Alexander the Great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the Great
Became a god amongst mortal men
Alexander the Great
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The Boompjes Sessions
Tales of Dunguaire
O Thor and Odin,
You led me to this great green newland,
May it be fertile ground to me and my...
eh...
How can I populate this new world, I forgot my wife at home !
KLIMMB DE RIMAANS AND JUSS DE SHIPP, YOU IDIOT !!!
Here's the explanation why the Irish look like sheep
The vikings forgot their women at home, they didn't know with what to sleep
The only thing that was walking around across the great green land
were sheep but what the fuck, it's better than your hand !
Caught by the sight of a lovely sheep, Eric climbed the remains
After shagging it he realised they're much more fun than vleens
He kept on shagging and plooking and loving until the following morn
And roughly nine months later, the first Irishman was born.
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Peek & Cloppenburg
Peek & Cloppenburg
I said Peek & Cloppenburg
Oo yeah, oo yeah, Peek & Cloppenburg
Aow, aow, come on baby, Peek & Cloppenburg
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A Künstlers love song
Whohohowhehehehaahaa
You have ta come da bed with me, Wheuhuhhuhhaahaa
I'll tell you why:
Because I'm the sensitive kind,
Yeah, babe, suck my... I mean hehe you know,
I'm an artist whaa whaaa
And I need total unity with you wheuha
Because I have such tender feelings
Yuhah, that's why you have to come da bed with me, huh
And let me take you from behind
Yaa, yaa, because, you know, my senses and stuff
Hehheh, it will be, like, revealing and all that
Yeahehehe, come with me
Bühüwhaha
Ühühaha
yaahaha
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Appleslave
Into the apples I fall - the eye of Horus
Into the apples of the night - watching me fall
Green are the apples I fall in - in this temple
Enter the risen apples - risen again.
Tell me why I had to fall into the apples
I don't wanna fall, I'm a God, why can't I live on?
When the Life Giver falls into the apples, all around is laid waste,
And in my last hour, I'm a Slave to the Power of apples
Now I am cold but a ghost lives in this apples
Silent the terror that reigned - marbled in apples
The shell of man who fell into the apples - shite Mann!
But open the gates of these aples - I'll strike from themwhaauuaa
Tell me why I had to fall into the apples
I didn't wanna fall, I'm a God, why can't I live on?
When the Life Giver falls into the apples, all around is laid waste,
And in my last hour, I'm a Slave to the Power of apples
Slave to the Power of apples...
Slave to the Power of apples...
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Envole-moi
Minuit se lève en haut des tours
Les voix se taisent et tout devient aveugle et sourd
La nuit camoufle pour quelques heures
Le zone sale et les épaves et la laideur
J'ai pas choisi de naître ici
Entre l'ignorance et la violence et l'ennui
J'm'en sortirai, j'me le promets
Et s'il le faut, j'emploierai des moyens légaux
Envole-moi {3x}
Loin de cette fatalité qui colle à ma peau
Envole-moi {2x}
Remplis ma tête d'autres horizons, d'autres mots
Envole-moi
Pas de question ni rebellion
Règles du jeu fixées mais les dés sont pipés
L'hiver est glace, l'été est feu
Ici, y a jamais de saison pour être mieux
J'ai pas choisi de vivre ici
Entre la soumission, la peur ou l'abandon
J'm'en sortirai, je te le jure
A coup de livres, je franchirai tous ces murs
Envole-moi {3x}
Loin de cette fatalité qui colle à ma peau
Envole-moi {2x}
Remplis ma tête d'autres horizons, d'autres mots
Envole-moi
Oooh, me laisse pas là, emmène-moi, envole-moi
Avec ou sans toi, je n'finirai pas comme ça
Envole-moi, emmène-moi
Eh, Shalalila Aah, aah
Envole-moi, ooh emmène-moi
Me laisse pas là, tire-moi de là
Je vais mourir
Tout de suite
Maintenant
Uh
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Malm
Rode Duivels
Huh, hello
Hellohello
Huhuhuhuh I like it too
Huhuh leuk hè
Huhu take a slokje
Huhu yea-ea-huuh
Rode Duivels, olé olé olé
Rode Duivels, olé olé olé
Rode Duivels, olé olé olé
Rode Duivels, olé olé olé
Rode Duivels, olé olé olé
Rode Duivels, olé olé olé
Rode Duivels, olé olé olé
Rode Duivels, olé olé olé
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Et si tu n'existais pas
Et si tu n'existais pas
Dis-moi pourquoi j'existerais
Pour traîner dans un monde sans toi
Sans espoir et sans regret
Et si tu n'existais pas
J'essaierais d'inventer l'amour
Comme un peintre qui voit sous ses doigts
Naître les couleurs du jour
Et qui n'en revient pas
Et si tu n'existais pas
Dis-moi pour qui j'existerais
Des passantes endormies dans mes bras
Que je n'aimerais jamais
Et si tu n'existais pas
Je ne serais qu'un point de plus
Dans ce monde qui vient et qui va
Je me sentirais perdu
J'aurais besoin de toi
Et si tu n'existais pas
Dis-moi comment j'existerais
Je pourrais faire semblant d'être moi
Mais je ne serais pas vrai
Et si tu n'existais pas
Je crois que je l'aurais trouvé
Le secret de la vie, le pourquoi
Simplement pour te créer
Et pour te regarder
aow!
Et si tu n'existais pas
Dis-moi pourquoi j'existerais
Pour traîner dans un monde sans toi
Sans espoir et sans regret
Et si tu n'existais pas
J'essaierais d'inventer l'amour
Comme un peintre qui voit sous ses doigts
Naître les couleurs du jour
Et qui n'en revient pas
mm-m-m-mm-mm-mm-mm m-m-m-m-m-mm-mm-mm
mm-m-m-mm-mm-mm-mm m-m-m-m-m-mm-mm-mm
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Gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
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Evil vleen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
SOLO
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
Evil vleen
Wreckin' up my brain
Drivin' me insane
Hardstikke gemeen
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Iich bi kchabuut
Iich bi kchabuut, Schalalalalilalaa
Iich bi so kchabuut, Schilalalalilalaa
Iich bi kchabuut, Schalalalilalaa
Iich bi so kchabuut, Schilalalalilalaaaaaaaa
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Everyday's torture
You're my everyday's torture
You're a burnin' light
When dark times surround me
You're my love, you're my fight
You're my everyday's torture
That's what no one denies
Hmmm, my splendour
Did I loose, tell me why
I'm a man, you're my destiny
but it seems, love is dead for me
I'm hung up, hung up on a woman's resolution
There's nothing left but a dream, an illusion
I'm a man, you're my destiny
but it seems, love is dead for me
Whaaa, free me
Free me
Saw you powerful, saw you happy
I only lived for myself
God, I need you so badly
But I expect no help
You're my everyday's torture
the gun at my head
My everyday's torture
the knife at my chest
I'm a man, you're my destiny
but it seems, love is dead for me
I'm hung up, hung up on a woman's resolution
There's nothing left but a dream, an illusion
I'm a man, you're my destiny
but it seems, love is dead for me
Whaaa, free me
Free me
SOLO
I'm a man, you're my destiny
but it seems, love is dead for me
I'm hung up, hung up on a woman's resolution
There's nothing left but a dream, an illusion
I'm a man, you're my destiny
but it seems, love is dead for me
Whaaa, free me
Free me
Babe
Why did I have to turn away
Turn away
Just can't say what I feel
Why must I feel
Things so unreal
So unreal
You're my everyday's torture
You're a burnin' light
When dark times surround me
You're my love, you're my fight
You're my everyday's torture
the gun at my head
My everyday's torture
the knife at my chest
I'm a man, you're my destiny
but it seems, love is dead for me
I'm hung up, hung up on a woman's resolution
There's nothing left but a dream, an illusion
I'm a man, you're my destiny
but it seems, love is dead for me
Whaaa, free me
Free me
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Petten
Hallo Gerrit, hoe war dein Tag?
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
Petten
AAAaaaaaaAAA
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Ckrodt
Gat neid raw iw, Stneidlrak Holla
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Flipswitch
Hotel California
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Absolutely nothing
Such a lovely place, Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she's got a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember.
Once she was wonderful
Once she was fine
Once she was beautiful
Once she was mine... once she was mine
Now change has come over her body, she doesn't see me anymore
Change has come over her body, she doesn't see me anymore
Changes
Changes
Changes
Changes
Victim of changes
Aow
Aow
Aow
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain
Please bring me my wine
He said 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place, Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibies
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device'
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
Next thing I remember
OK now everybody
SOS aman hocam
SOS canım hocam
SOS aman hocam
Übük übürsk übürsk übürsk oink oink
SOS aman hocam
SOS canım hocam
SOS aman hocam
Möllbürüsh ler naboing skabung ska
SOS aman hocam
SOS canım hocam
SOS aman hocam
Übürsk übürsk übürsk übürsk ürsk ürsk ooo-aa
I was heading for the door
I was heading for the door
I was heading for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave
'Relax' said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
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Eight fishes
Sea, sex and fish
Excuze me, I'm a frenshman
And I'm afraid I don't speak very English
Therefore it's very difficulte to explain, but-eh
I'm a fish!
Sea, sex and fish
Hej, I'm a Swedish guy
And-eh, I don't speak very well English
But-eh... eh... It's very difficult to explain-eh
I'm a fish!
Sea, sex and fish
Excoose me, I'm ffrom Espain
And-eh... I have difficult tees to explain
But-eh... m... m... I'm a fish !
Sea, sex and fish
Excuse me, I'm a Cherman
And-s-eh... I ton't speak fery vell English
And-s-eh... it is fery tifficult for me to explain
Eh... but-eh... I'm a fish!
SOLO
Sea, sex and fish
Excuse me, but-eh...
For an American it's fuckin' hard da explain
BUT!
I'm a fish!
Sea, sex and fish
Hello, I'm from Burkina Faso
Ant for me it's very difficult to explain
'Cause I don't speak very well English
Ah, but-eh... I'm a fish!
Sea, sex and fish
Xcuse me, but I'm flom Chila
And I'm flaid I speak not so good Inglish
But-eh... ehm.. I've to explain something
I'm fish!
Sea, sex and fish
Hello, I'm frrom Rachia
And-eh for us it's very difficult to explain
We don't speak very well English
But-eh... I'm a fiiish!
Sea, sex and fiii-i-iii-i-i-i
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I turned all green
I went out walking with my swipo bag
With my swipo bag
With my swipo bag
I tuwned to the weft on the cownew
On the cownew
With my swipo bag
On the cownew
I cwossed the stweet at the twaffic wight
At the twaffic wight
With my swipo bag
At the twaffic wight
I wooked at my hands
They wewe all gween
With my swipo bag
They wewe all gween
I walked on awong the watew
With my swipo bag
On the watew
I wooked down on my twousews
They wewe gween too
My twousews
With my swipo bag
I walked into Åwens
I saw ny face in the miwwow
It was all gween in the miwwow
With my swipo bag
I tuwned all gween
With my swipo bag
I tuwned all gween
I tuwned all gween
I found a kwönew on the gwound
Today
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Lekker hoor tonight
It's late in the evening
She's wondering what clothes to wear
She puts on her make up
And brushes her long blonde hair
And then she asks me
Do I look all right,
And I say yes, you look lekker hoor tonight
We go to a party
And everyone turns to see
This lekkere kippetje
That's walking around with me
And then she asks me
Do you feel alright
And I say yes, it's gezellig hoor tonight
It's gezellig hoor
Because I see the love light in your eyes
And the wonder of it all
Is that you just don't realize
How lekker I find you
It's time to go home now
And I'm pretty focked
So I give her the car keys
And she helps me to bed
And then I tell her
As I turn out the light
I say my darling, you were lekker hoor tonight
You were lekker hoor tonight
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So long Marianne
Come over to the window, my little darling,
I'd like to try to read your palm.
I used to think I was some kind of Gypsy boy
before I let you take me home.
Now so long, Marianne, it's time that we began
to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.
Well you know that I love to live with you,
but you make me forget so very much.
I forget to pray for the angels
and then the angels forget to pray for us.
Now so long, Marianne, it's time that we began
to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.
We met when we were almost young
deep in the green lilac park.
You held on to me like I was a crucifix,
as we went kneeling through the dark.
Now so long, Marianne, it's time that we began
to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.
Your letters they all say that you're beside me now.
Then why do I feel alone?
I'm standing on a ledge and your fine spider web
is fastening my ankle to a stone.
Now so long, Marianne, it's time that we began
to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.
For now I need your hidden love.
I'm cold as a new razor blade.
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El Gran Ecuac
Gianola's symphony op. 1
1. adagio
instrumental
2. allegro e pastorale
instrumental
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Down in the forest, near a village
Down in the forest, near a village
Lived a man called Ingwy Malmsteen
Playing solos his game, and wrecking symphonies
Caring no for ears, he blindly plays on
Never to be married, he never washes
He never went to school, Ingwy Malmsteen
Playing solos his game, and playing fast licks
Doesn't care for concertos or even for composers now
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
SOLO
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
Now, a very old man, he had decided
To make his fortune, Ingwy Malmsteen
Playing solos his game, he couldn't stop it
He wants to wreck all Beethoven symphonies
The composers hated him, they made a promise
Give him a lesson, Ingwy Malmsteen
Playing links his game, he couldn't stop it
But as the story goes, he's beaten at his game
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
We're gonna kill you, Ingwy Malmsteen
Hang you with guitar strings, Ingwy Malmsteen
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
We're gonna kill you, Ingwy Malmsteen
Hang you with guitar strings, Ingwy Malmsteen
He's a dirty old man, Ingwy Malmsteen
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Immer
Muuuh
Röschti, Chüä, Shalalalilalaa
Chuchichäschtli, Shalalalilalaa
Uärä, Bankchä, Shalalalilalaa
Chäs mit Löcher, Shalalalilalaa
Immer, immer, gopfertammi, immer
Immer, immer, huärätammi, immer
Immer, immer, Schiissdräck, immer
Immer, immer, Arschlöcher, immer
Matterhorn, Schoggi, Shalalalilalaa
Bürokrate, Shalalalalalaa
Alphörner, Jasse, Shalalalalalaa
Fäldschlössli, Shalalalalalaa
Immer, immer, gopfertammi, immer
Immer, immer, huärätammi, immer
Immer, immer, Schiissdräck, immer
Immer, immer, Arschlöcher, immer
Nazigold, Yello, Lalalalalalaa
Gäldwäsche, Armee, Lalalalalalaa
Edelweiss, Schiifarä, Lalalalalalaa
Heid, Wilhelm tell, Lalalalalalaa
Immer, immer, gopfertammi, immer
Immer, immer, huärätammi, immer
Immer, immer, Schiissdräck, immer
Immer, immer, Arschlöcher, immer
Dürrematt, Ursula Andress, Lalalalalalaa
Pirmin Zurbrigge, Lalalalalalaa
Morgarte, Rütlischwur, Lalalalalalaa
Chäsfondue, Raclette, Lalalalalalaa
Immer, immer, gopfertammi, immer
Immer, immer, huärätammi, immer
Immer, immer, Schiissdräck, immer
Immer, immer, Arschlöcher, immer
Föhn, Autovignette, Lalalalalalaa
Fendant, Pflümlischnaps, Lalalalalalaa
Pünkchtlichkeit, Bratwurscht, Lalalalalalaa
Chäsfondue, Raclette, Lalalalalalaa
Immer, immer, gopfertammi, immer
Immer, immer, huärätammi, immer
Immer, immer, Schiissdräck, immer
Immer, immer, Arschlöcher, immer
Röschti, Chüä, Halalalalalaa
Chuchichäschtli, Lalalalalalaa
Uärä, Bankchä, Lalalalalalaa
Chäs mit Löcher, Lalalalalalaa
Immer, immer, gopfertammi, immer
Immer, immer, huärätammi, immer
Immer, immer, Schiissdräck, immer
Immer, immer, Arschlöcher, immer
Matterhorn, Schoggi, Lalalalalalaa
Bürokrate, Lalalalalalaa
Alphörner, Nazigold, Lalalalalalaa
Jasse, Fäldschlössli, Lalalalalalaa
Immer, immer, gopfertammi, immer
Immer, immer, huärätammi, immer
Immer, immer, Schiissdräck, immer
Immer, immer, Arschlöcher, immer
Yello, Gäldwäsche, Armee, Edelweiss, Schiifarä, Heidi, Wilhelm Tell, Dürrematt,
Ursula Andress, Pirmin Zurbrigge, Morgarte, Rütlischwur, Chäsfondue, Raclette,
Föhn, Autovignette, Fendant, Pflümlischnaps, Pünkchtlichkeit, Bratwurscht, Lalalalalalaa
Immer, Immer, gopertammi, huärätammi, Wää, Schiissdräkch, Lalalalalalaa
Immer, immer, Arschlöcher, immer
Gang wägg, ich wott dich niä meh gsee
Huärätammi, gopfertammi
Gang wägg!
Hau ab!
Immer, immer, niä meh gsee
Huopfertammi, gopfertammi, Lalalalalalaa
Lalala, lalala
Laalalaaa
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Sven-proof sleeping bag
Sven-proof sleeping bag
Sven-proof sleeping bag
Sven-proof sleeping bag
Sven-proof sleeping bag
Schlchglch
Sven-proof sleeping bag
Sven-proof sleeping bag
Sven-proof sleeping bag
Sven-proof sleeping bag
Uh, Sven-proof sleeping bag
Sven-proof sleeping bag
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A cowboy like you and me
A cowboy like you and me
I'm just a cowboy
I do the regular stuff
You know, like riding on my horse
Through the prairie
At home in Rattlesnake Gulch
I've a darlin' waiting for me
One day I'll return
And we'll buy a ranch
We'll have whole lotta cattle
But that requires money
So I tried to rob a bank
But I got caught
The sheriff put me into jail
On bread and water
But the judge he was a crook
And he let me out
SOLO
I hid in the canyon
And went to Red Rock Junction
I walked into a saloon
I had a whiskey for myself
And a bucket a water
For my faithful horse
I saw some guys playing poker
And I got an idea
I joined the game
And started cheatin'
And I was caught again
I had six aces of spades
I had to leave the bar in underpants
Covered with tarr and feathers
So I grabbed my horse
And rode outta town
SOLO
I was in bad luck
'Coz I ran into some Apaches
Who had just dug out
The war axe again
I tried to give 'em some booze
But they said I speak with split tongue
They said firewater
Ain't no good medicine
They tied me to the totem
And threatened to take my scalp
For Sitting Bulls collection
And they promised I would see
The eternal hunting grounds
As the squaws sharpened the tomahawks
Right on time the cavalry showed up
And they smoked the pipes of peace
SOLO
I still needed money
So I heard of the Omaha Express
That's packed with gold
And splurgy passengers
So I tried the Terrible than the great train robbery
More terrible than the great train robbery
Horrible than the great train robbery
More horrible than the great train robbery
Of course it didn't work
And I got thrown into jail again
But I dug a hole
And escaped one night
But I had no horse no more
So I walked to Jackson Hole
I tried to steal a horse
But I got caught
They wanted to lynch me
From the oak on central square
But the rope was rotten
And I escaped
SOLO
In the saloon of the next town
A cancan dancer caught my eye
So I chatted her up
But then came her guy
He wanted a duel
On the main street at noon
I chose the Winchester
But that wasn't so bright
'Coz one thing I didn't know
That guy was Six-Shooter Joe
The coffinmaker took my measurements
So I preferred to go
I quickly crossed the Rio Grande
Down to nearby Mexico
But there I was just a gringo
And they don't like desperados
SOLO
So I went back to the States
And tried my luck at the rodeo
But the bull was too strong
And I broke my back
I heard of a goldrush
Up in Montana
But I was too late
I found nothing but a ghosttown
So here I am
Still walking through the prairie
A damn cactus to my left
And fuckin' snakes on the ground
The sun is setting
At the horizon up front
It's blinding my eyes
And my feet are wrecked
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Lieve tanden met stoute gaatjes
Hallooo lieve kindertjes!
Hier is weer oom José met een nieuw verhaal voor jullie.
Het heet Lieve tanden met stoute gaatjes.
Er was eens een jongetje.
Hij heette Jantje.
En Jantje, die houdt dus... die hield zó van ijsjes, dat is gewoon niet te geloven!
Telkens als ie met zijn moeder door de straat liep, zei die "Mammie, mag ik een ijsje?"
En soms kreeg ie wel een ijsje, maar heel vaak ook niet.
Dan zei mammie "Nee hoor, Jantje, niet weer! Je heb er nèt een op!"
En dan werd Jantje heel boos.
En op een dag zat ie in ze kamer en hij zei tegen zich zelf
"Ik wou dat ik altijd zoveel ijsjes kon eten als ik maar wilde!"
En opeens KLINGKLING! verscheen er een engel.
Die engel zei "Jantje, jij weet geloof ik niet wat jij daar wenst,
maar zodat jij iets leert, zal jouw wens nú in vervulling gaan."
En meteen SPOING verscheen er een ijsje in Jantje's hand.
Jantje was heel blij en hij begon het ijsje meteen op te eten.
En daarna dacht hij "Hm, ik wil er nog een."
En ploef! weer had ie meteen een ijsje in ze hand.
En zo ging dat maar door to Jantje niet meer zo'n zin had want hij had pijn in ze buik.
Maar de volgende dag had Jantje alweer zin in ijs.
Dus er verscheen SPOING weer een ijsje in ze hand.
En dat ging zo een paar weken door, tot opeens...
-ploef weer verscheen er een ijsje in Jantje's hand-
Toen wou ie er op bijten en het dee heel pijn!
Het dee zó'n pijn aan ze tanden, hij kon nauwelijks meer aan ze ijsje likken.
Of... ja, likken ging nog wel, maar bijten niet.
Dus toen dat steeds erger werd ging ie naar ze moeder toe:
"Mammie, ik heb zo'n tandpijn en kiespijn. Het doet overal pijn
Hoe kan dat nou?"
Mammie wist het natuurlijk ook niet, want zij wist niks van de engel.
Dus ging ze met Jantje naar de tandarts.
En de tandarts zei "Oei, Jantje! Jij heb allemaal stoute gaatjes in je tanden!
Wat heb je toch gedaan?
Het lijkt wel alsof je weken lang alleen maar snoep of ziets gegeten hebt!"
-"Eh, eh, nou ja, eh... Ik kreeg soms een ijsje."
-"'Soms' een ijsje? Het lijkt wel alsof je niets anders gedaan hebt dan alleen maar ijsjes eten!"
-"Nou ja goed, het waren wel veel ijsjes want-eh... d'r kwam een engel.
En die zei dat ik vanaf nu zoveel ijsjes mog hebben als ik maar wilde.
Maar ik heb zo'n kiespijn!"
Toen zei de tandarts "Nou Jantje, je hebt nog geluk dat het maar een paar weken was,
want hier valt nog wat aan te doen. We kunnen nog vullingen maken.
Maar als je nog langer de hele tijd ijsjes gegeten had, dan was je gebit nu wel kapot geweest!"
Dus toen werden Jantjes gaatjes weer gemaakt
en toen ie weer in ze kamer zat, verscheen de engel weer KLINGKLING!
"Zo Jantje, heb je d'r iets bij geleerd?"
-"Ja hoor meneer de engel! Ja hoor, ik zal nooit meer iets zoiets doms wensen!"
En vanaf toen at Jantje heel verstandig en hij kreeg nooit meer gaatjes in ze tanden.
Dat was het voor vandaag!
Dààg, lieve kinderen, dààg!
Tot de volgende keer bij oom José.
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Gül pembe
Sen gülünce güller açar gülpembe
Bülbüller seni söyler, biz dinlerdik gülpembe
Sen gelince bahar gelir gülpembe
Dereler seni çağlar, sevinirdik gülpembe
Güz yağmurlarıyla bir gün göçtün gittin
İnanamadık gülpembe
Bizim iller sessiz, bizim iller sensiz
Olamadı gülpembe
Dudağımda son bir türkü gülpembe
Hala hep seni söyler,seni çağırır gülpembe
SOLO
Güz yağmurlarıyla bir gün göçtün gittin
İnanamadık gülpembe
Bizim iller sessiz, bizim iller sensiz
Olamadı gülpembe
Dudağımda son bir türkü gülpembe
Hala hep seni söyler,seni çağırır gülpembe
Gözlerimde son bir bulut gülpembe
Hala hep seni arar seni bekler gülpembe
Dudağımda son bir türkü gülpembe
Hala hep seni söyler,seni çağırır gülpembe
Gözlerimde son bir bulut gülpembe
Hala hep seni arar seni bekler gülpembe
Dudağımda son bir türkü gülpembe
Hala hep seni söyler,seni çağırır gülpembe
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Born and Raised
Future of the science
Usually it is possible to see, that the people are inclined to
consider, that they already know about a nature everything, that it is
possible to know. So was always. It is enough to esteem transactionses
of the contemporaries of a Newton to see, as then many considered, that
with discovery of the classical laws of a mechanics the knowledge of a
dead nature is completed. Though it frequently also contradicts our
subjective sensation, but we should not henceforth do same an error - to
consider, that hereafter new discoveries will not be make.
Probably, you ask me, what it there will be discoveries.
If I could them predict, thereby they would not become
unexpected and new. ...
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Ik maak 'em af
Ik heb het gehad met die jongen
Ik kan er niet meer tegen
Ik ga 'em afmaken
Ik vermoord die gast
Dat was één keer te veel
Ik zweer 't je
Dat was even genoeg
Ik ga 'em kapot slaan
Hij gaat er aan, hij gaat er aan
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af, af, af, af, af, af, af
Ik maak 'em af Oh, neee!!!
SOLO
Ik heb het gehad met die jongen
Ik kan er niet meer tegen
Ik ga 'em afmaken
Ik vermoord die gast
Dat was één keer te veel
Ik zweer 't je
Dat was even genoeg
Ik ga 'em kapot slaan
Hij gaat er aan, hij gaat er aan, hij gaat er aan
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik zei ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af, af, af, af, af, af, af
Ik maak 'em af Oh, neee!!!
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Godverdomme ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Nee niet hij, ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ik zei ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Godkanker ik maak 'em af, af, af, af, af, af, af
Ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af Oh, neee!!!
Oo yeah, ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Ahahaahahoo, ha ik maak 'em af Hij maakt 'em af
Oohoohoohoohooohoohoohooyeaheaheaheaheaheaheaa, ik maak 'em af
Whoo haaa hoohoohooea, ik maak'em af
Whahaha whahwhohoohoowhoowoohoho, ik maak'em af
Die kankerleier, die typhuspoot, ik maak 'em af
Die vuile guile poot, ik maak 'em af
Ik maak 'em, maak 'em af
Ik kan er gewoon niet meer tegen
Ik maak 'em af, ik vermoord hem
Hij gaat naar de hel
Ik ga 'em afmake
Ik kan er nu gewoon niet meer tegen
Ik maak 'em af
Dat was één keer, één keer, één keer te veel, ik maak 'em af
Ik zweer 't je
Als is het 't laatste wat ik doe
Ik maak 'em af
Helemaal af
Jaa, ik ga 'em kapot slaan
Die kankerleier, ik kan er niet meer tegen
Godverdomme...
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Свитест табу
J: Иф ай тел ю
S: Иф ай тел ю нау
J: Вил ю кип он
S: Вил ю кип он
J: Иф ай тел ю
S: Иф ай тел ю нау
J+S: Вил ю кип брингинг аут де бест ин ми
J: Табу табу
S: Свитест табу
S: Табу табу
J: Свитест табу
J+S: Ту гуд фор ми
S: Дерс а квает сторм
J: Энд ит невер фелт лайк дис бифор
S: Дерс а квает сторм
J: Дет ис ю
S: Дерс а квает сторм
J: Энд ит невер фелт лайк дис хот бифор
J+S: Гивинг ми сомсинг детс табу
S: Табу табу
J: Свитест табу
J: Табу табу
S: Свитест табу
J+S: Сомтаймс Ай синк дет юр джест ту гуд фор ми
J+S: Айд ду энисинг фор ю, Айд стенд аут ин де рейн
J+S: Энисинг ю вант ми ту ду, донт лет ит слип авей
SOLO
J: Дерс а квает сторм
S: Энд ит невер фелт дис гуд бифор
J: Дерс а квает сторм
S: Дет ис ю
J: Дерс а квает сторм
S: Энд ит невер фелт дис хот бифор
J+S: Гивинг ми сомсинг детс табу
J: Табу табу
S: Свитест табу
S: Табу табу
J: Свитест табу
J+S: Ту гуд фор ми
J: Юв гат де бигест харт
S: Сомтаймс Ай синк юр джест ту гуд фор ми
J+S: Эври дей ис кристмас, энд эври найт ис ню йирс ив
S: Вил ю кип он ловинг ми
J: Вил ю кип он, вил ю кип он
J+S: Брингинг аут де бест ин ми
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Cantar y bailar
Hola, hola
Yo soy José
Quiero bailar
Quando entiendo el ritmo siento mi cuerpo vibrar
De la cabeza hasta las piedras
Y quando entiendo la melodía qiero cantar
Cantar, cantar y bailar
Quiero bailar
Quiero cantar
Ay, ay, mi corazón
Oye, oye mi alma
Con todo mi corazón i mi alma
Las canciones que he aprendido de tío Pedro
Con Conchita quiero bailar
Que es tan bonita
Cantar, cantar y bailar
Quiero bailar
Quiero cantar
Ay, ay, mi corazón
Oye, oye mi alma
SOLO
Esta noche hay una fiesta
Con mucha tequila y sangría
Espero que Conchita va a estar borracha
Porque puedo la coger sobre la mesa
Cantar, cantar y bailar
Quiero bailar
Quiero cantar
Ay, ay, mi corazón
Oye, oye mi alma
Ay
Ayayayay, mi corazón
Qiero bailar
Qiero cantar
Mas el más de todo qiero coger Conchita
Cantar, cantar y bailar
Quiero bailar
Quiero cantar
Ay, ay, mi corazón
Oye, oye mi alma
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The rebels from the snow
These mo'-fuckin' rappers from LA
Think it's rough there where they stay
And those assholes from the Bronx
Them are just some wussy monks
They keep on fussing about guns and knives
And have no idea of real rough lives
But there's something I can tell
There's nothin' worse than a snowhell
We are the rebels from the snow
And the evil northern glow
So you assholes from the south
Better shut your fucking mouth
Wanna know what's really tough
Come to Fairbanks and freeze your asses off
It's even too cold for the flu
Down here on 2nd avenue
Ya have to drown your sorrows in beer
If you're born and raised right here
So that's what we're doin' all the day
We waste all our unemployment pay
We are the rebels from the snow
And the evil northern glow
So you assholes from the south
Better shut your fucking mouth
SOLO
But the worst thing out here are the cops
And those Inuit suckers who take away our jobs
Every one of them is a fool
And I can stand no more Radio Cool
We're ready to commit all kinds of sin
But in Ozzy's they won't let us in
Chatanika Lodge is much too far
That's why we hang around in the Cottage and Elbow bar
We are the rebels from the snow
And the evil northern glow
So you assholes from the south
Better shut your fucking mouth
SOLO
We're tired of hanging 'round on Old Steeses
And the local chicks give us strange diseases
If we can get any at all
'Cause for Swedes and Spaniards is how they fall
And we outnumber them by seven to one
Really, Fairbanks ain't no fun
So ya better stay home, you stupid dork
In your kinder bueno LA or New York
We are the rebels from the snow
And the evil northern glow
So you assholes from the south
Better shut your fucking mouth
We are the rebels from the snow
And the evil northern glow
So you assholes from the south
Better shut your fucking mouth
We are the rebels from the snow
And the evil northern glow
So you assholes from the south
Better shut your fucking mouth
We are the rebels from the snow
And the evil northern glow
So you assholes from the south
Better shut your fucking mouth
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Sven Tveskæg
This is the story of Fork-bearded Sven (Sven works for Odin, yeah man)
He talks a lot and it's usually zen (Sven works for Odin, zen man)
He said Sven was man
And man was Sven
And Sven was zen
And zen was man
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again (Sven's got a rollmops, yeah man)
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again (Sven's got a rollmops, zen man)
Sven's got a rollmops that'll make you drool
Sven's got a rollmops that'll make you schwul
Make you drool
And make you schwul
Don't bend over if you are cool
He took a little walk to the rollmops stand (Sven works for Odin, yeah man)
And took a greasy dripping rollmops in both his hands (Sven works for Odin, zen man)
He hid behind the bushes and plooked the thing through
He didn't have stroop, so the rollmops had to do
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again (Sven's got a rollmops, yeah man)
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again (Sven's got a rollmops, yeah man)
He said Sven was man
And man was Sven
And Sven was zen
And zen was man
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Better kil de räbbit den sing in de gården
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Som vred sig som en akrobat i luchten
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Och skickade projektilen in i mål
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Better den sex men
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Teek e tjens, teek e tjens, teek e teek e tjens tjens
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Jag är fisk
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Better kil de räbbit den sing in de gården
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Som vred sig som en akrobat i luchten
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Och skickade projektilen in i mål
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Better den sex men
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Teek e tjens, teek e tjens, teek e teek e tjens tjens
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Jag är fisk
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again -Beierhund hett öder de flipperwalt gärsput
Sorry Sven, sorry better try it again
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José's inner struggle
1. luring impulse
Eat
José eat
José hunger
So José eat
Eat
José eat
José hunger
So José eat
Eat
José eat
José hunger
So José eat
Eat
José eat
José hunger
So José eat
Eat
José eat
José hunger
So José eat
Eat
José eat
José hunger
So José eat
Eat
José eat
José hunger
So José eat
2. ad nausaeam
instrumental
3. the bait comes to light
instrumental
4. salubrious venom
instrumental
5. inner struggle
Slice to the left, slice to the right
Let the spirit make its fight
Spare no food, spare no life
Non à la malbouffe and noone will surviiüiive
Slice to the left, slice to the right
Let the spirit make its fight
Spare no food, spare no life
Non à la malbouffe and noone will surviiiive
Slice to the left, slice to the right
Let the spirit make its fight
Spare no food, spare no life
Non à la malbouffe and noone will survive
Slice to the left, slice to the right
Let the spirit make its fight
Spare no food, spare no life
Non à la malbouffe and noone will survive
Slice to the left, and slice to the right
Let the spirit make its fight
Spare no load, spare no life
Non à la malbouffe and noone will surviive
6. horns of glory
instrumental
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Struntч
Le loubard
Salut euh, bon euh, c'est l'histoire d'un pote à moi, il s'appelle Simón Bolívar
Euh ben euh ouais alors euh, il raconte son histoire
Allez salut, eh c'est moi, c'est Simón, euh Simón Bolívar. Ouais ben Bolívar c'est mon nom de famille, ben j'suis né comme ça, hein c'est pas grave. Et alors hein bon ben euh, j'viens de Paris, et j'habite le XIVe euh, enfin comme beaucoup d'autres loubards. Alors bon, euh, pendant tout ce temps là, j'commençais bien à m'emmerder là-bas. Parce que j'avais vraiment tout fait à Paris, vraiment tout. Alors là euh, bon ben euh, les stations de métro, je les connais, hein, j'ai chouravé pas mal de bourgeois là-dedans. Puis bon, autrement, ben les journées euh c'est assez chiant, parce que bon euh évidemment j'suis au chômedu comme euh, comme tout le monde, hein. Alors bon, j'passe, j'les passe les journées euh, ben au troquet du coin, chez Bertrand, on boit quelques bibines et puis bon le soir euh, ben on regarde quelques films porno, mais bon j'les ai déjà tous vus maintenant. Alors j'me suis dit un jour là, bon ben j'vais faire un tour à Caracas, là ça a l'air bien Caracas, on m'a raconté des trucs là-dessus... Alors, on y va...
Ça j'appelle un vrai loubard
Mon pote Simón Bolívar
Il s'emmerdait au métro Alésia
Alors un jour il a dit comme ça:
Moi je descends à Caracas
Pour aller m'faire quelques poufiasses
Mais Simón c'est pas un charlot
Il est revenu comme un héros
Bon, ben alors euh j'suis arrivé à Caracas. C'est très bien là-bas euh, fait chaud hein, et puis bon euh, ben comme euh comme l'tourisme ça m'intéresse pas trop alors euh, j'suis allé directement dans un bar. Puis bon là, euh, j'ai rencontré des copains sympas, ouais c'est devenu tous mes potes après, hein. Alors euh bon ils ont commencé à me payer des verres et puis bon euh ils m'ont parlé de leur truc, c'était une histoire de révolution, j'crois un truc comme ça, j'ai pas trop bien compris. Et puis euh bon, ils voulaient que j'vienne avec. Moi ça m'intéressait pas trop, mais bon euh, là parmi eux là, y avait..., y avait une gonzesse pas mal là, qui... qui me matait depuis un moment. Et puis bon j'crois que c'est à cause de mon physique là, bah tu vois euh, j'suis assez le type euh, charmeur et tout quoi, tu vois 1m70, 50kg, rien que du muscle. Alors bon, ben j'me suis dit, pour ses beaux yeux ben, j'veux bien faire un p'tit tour avec eux, hein. Alors euh, j'suis parti dans la campagne.
Ça j'appelle un vrai loubard
Mon pote Simón Bolívar
Il s'emmerdait au métro Alésia
Alors un jour il a dit comme ça:
Moi je descends à Caracas
Pour aller m'faire quelques poufiasses
Mais Simón c'est pas un charlot
Il est revenu comme un héros... ouais euh, des médailles et tout ça, quoi...
Bon, ben alors on est parti tous ensemble, hein euh, oh c'est long hein comme voyage, on a marché alors, on a marché on a marché, hein. Bon on était une bonne équipe hein, on s'est bien marré. Mais bon, de temps en temps, là ça craignait un peu là parce qu'on a commencé à s'tirer dessus avec des autres. Bon moi j'suis allé me planquer évidemment, ça m'intéressait pas trop leur conneries. Puis bon, au bout d'un moment on a quand même fini par arriver euh ben, c'était un bled euh, un peu perdu. J'me rappelle plus trop du nom euh, c'était un truc comme La Paz ou euh Quito euh, ben ça se ressemble tellement là-bas de toute façon. Et alors euh, bon ben on a quand même fini dans le bar du coin comme d'habitude. Puis bon là y a un mec sympa qui m'a accosté euh, il s'est dit... il s'appelait j'sais plus comment, quelque chose avec Martin. Bon bah j'lui ai dit ben moi c'est Simón Bolívar, XIVe. Bon alors il s'est mis à me serrer la main, il m'a dit bon, euh, bravo mon pote euh, vous êtes un vrai chef... bon j'ai pas trop compris pourquoi.
Ça j'appelle un vrai loubard
Mon pote Simón Bolívar
Il s'emmerdait au métro Alésia
Alors un jour il a dit comme ça:
Moi je descends à Caracas
Pour aller m'faire quelques poufiasses
Mais Simón c'est pas un charlot
Il est revenu comme un héros... ben, il y a sa statue partout euh, sauf Porte d'Orléans...
Bon ben c'est tout très bien et tout euh.. bon on.. on a bien bu, on a bien, euh, fêté ensemble hein la fin là bon ben, j'sais pas si c'était la fin mais ça avait l'air. Bon le seul truc qui m'a un peu emmerdé là, c'est que j'ai fait tout ce chemin pour rien vu que la gonzesse là, qui était à... au déb... au bar là au début, ben elle avait pas l'air trop intéressée quoi. Pourtant j'ai pas mal essayé pendant le voyage mais bon, elle parlait toujours de quelque chose de révolution et mort à la bourgeoisie, j'sais pas trop quoi. Alors bon ben, j'ai décidé d'laisser béton hein, parce que avec celle-là euh, ça risquerait de prendre des plombes jusqu'à ce que je m'la fasse. Alors euh, bon ben j'suis rentré à Paris finalement ça faisait du bien. Et en arrivant chez moi, y avait cette lettre qui m'attendait, c'était justement de la part de ce mec-là euh, ben de La Paz là-bas. Et bon, ils m'ont dit euh, comme ça, ben euh, ils ont fait un pays avec mon nom. Moi j'trouve ça chouette...
Pas vous?
Ah bon.
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In the world
In the world there are three religions
The first religion is Christianity
After that came Islam
And the tird religion is Buddhism
Christianity came first
Later came Islam
Inbetween the world developed
That's why Islamic countries are more developed than ours
That's why we have to kill them
The main reason why we have to kill them is:
When you meet a Christian and ask him where he's from
He will say the country where he's from
But if you ask a Muslim where he's from
He will say he's from Islam
They speak with the language of the serpent
That's why we have to kill them
But there's more:
A Muslim can marry his own cousins
Whereas we cannot marry our own cousins
It is forbidden for us to marry our own cousins
That's why we have to kill them
Also, a Muslim can have more than one wife
He can have several wifes, four or more
And we can only have one wife
They speak with the language of the serpent
That's why we have to kill them
But still there's more:
A Muslim can have more than three children
He can have ten children or more
Whereas we have only three children or less
They speak with the language of the serpent
That's why we have to kill them
But the main reason why we have to kill them is:
If you ask a Christian where he's from
He'll tell the country where he's from
But a Muslim will just say he's from Islam
They speak with the language of the serpent
All Islamic countries speak with the language of the serpent
You cannot trust a Muslim at all
That's why we have to kill them
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Милые птицы
Я люблю милых птиц
И тоже маленьких земляник
Я хочу танцевать в поле
С бабочками
Я так хочу нюхать цветы
И плавать в пруду с умками
И им давать хлеб
Но без их пугать
SOLO
Хочу играть с рыбами
И смотреть на облака
И целовать цветочки
Весь день
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Metal death
Ain't no fun da drink metal, Aayaiyaayaiyayay
Beer surely tastes better, yeayeaiyeayeaiyeah
Especially the next day's a waste, oyeaiyeayeaiyeah
You can't get rid of the aftertayiayiaste
SOLO
Why, why? I'm gonna die anyway
Why, oh why? I'm gonna die anyway
I said why, oh why? I'm gonna die anyway, anyway
Why, oh why? I'm gonna die anyway
Ain't no fun da have a metal part, whaawhaaiyaayaiyayay
From my shoulder to my heart, whaiay oh oh aiyay
The doctors think they do me good, oh nouououo
But I'm just a kanker dude
Why, why? I'm gonna die anyway
Why, oh why? I'm gonna die anyway
I said why, whywhywhy? I'm gonna die anyway
Oh why, oh why? I'm gonna die anyway
SOLO
Why, oh why? I'm gonna die anyway
I said whyayay? I'm gonna die anyway
Oh no why, oh why? I'm gonna die anyway
I said whyayay? I'm gonna die anywayayayaaaaaa-
whyyyoowhyyyy? I'm gona die anyway
Whywhywhywhywhywhywhyyy? I'm gonna die anyway
Whywhyhwyhwy?
Oh why?
Tell me why
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Sinn Fein
Sinn Feinü nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Feinü nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Feinü nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Feinü nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Feinü nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Miert, mondd miert legyek mas
Ilyen vagyok
Es nem erdekel, hogy mit mondanak ram
Ilyen vagyok
Nem, en nem valtozom
En nem alkuszom
A vilaggal allando harcban vagyok
Nem alkuszom
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Whoohohoho
Mondd, mi lesz velem
Ha mindegy nekem
Ha nem erdekel, hogy milyen szerep var
Mi lesz velem
Nem, es meg egyszer nem
Annyit mondok: nem
Kimondatlanul is erezned kell
Erezned kell
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
SOLO
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Sinn Fein nem leszek, van belöle eleg
Eleeeeeeg
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The convenience of old age
You may think it sucks that your legs are falling off
And you don't recognise even your own kids
You may think it's crap that you cause a traffic jam
Everytime you try to cross a street
You may think it's shite that you always forget
To put your false teeth in a glass before you go to bed
You may find it hypocrite that your children keep smiling
While all they're hoping for is to see you in a coffin
But keep your skulls up, old age is not just pain
With time you'll see you also get some gain
See it from the bright side, there are conveniences too
Just listen to The Teachers and you'll sing yoopidoo
SOLO
There's a convenience that you can't deny
Rapers just leave you in peace, they don't even try
They prefer young chicks and underaged meat
You know, like lieve kindertjes playing in the street
Of course there's still the necrophiles that rip you in pieces
But you must admit that the raping now decreases
Given all this convenience your life will be allright
You can even go hitchhiking in the middle of the night
So keep your skulls up, old age is not just pain
With time you'll see you also get some gain
See it from the bright side, there are conveniences too
Just listen to The Teachers and you'll sing yoopidoo
Lalalalalalaalaa lalalalalalaaa
Lalalalalalaalaa lalalalalalaaa
Lalalalalalaalaa lalalalalalaaa
Lalalalalalaalaa lalalalalalaaa
Lalalalalalaalaa lalalalalalaaa
Lalalalalalaalaa lalalalalalaaa
Lalalalalalaalaa lalalalalalaaa
Lalalalalalaalaa lalalalalalaaa
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The flutch
It was a sunny morning
but to him it was all grey
The sun shone on the boude
but it seemed more like a rainy day
Bucarest was radiating heat
but his heart was completely frozen
Despite the rather calm traffic
he felt overrun by a bulldozen
Fate had taken its turn
No longer burns the flame
A flutch had come over him
He will never be the same, whoa
Gone was the light in his life
the spark in his heart
He foolishly thought
they would never part
All the links to his past
now are broken
His future will be void
Nevermore will he neuken
Standing at the edge of the bridge
prepared to die
Please have mercy on this man
listen to his last outcryyyyyyyyyyyyyyaiaiahahahai
Whahahahahahaahahaoowhaauaauaaaa
SOLO
Although all seems lost
a spark of hope glows in the dark
With his pantoffels on
he looks a bit like Gable Clarke
If you think you know this man
please help him out of his hazard
Reach out to him
if you're not an emotional desert
If you hear these lines
and you know it's you
Contact him
on the triple double-u
It was a sunny morning
but to him it was all grey
The sun shone on the boude
but it seemed more like a rainy day
Bucarest was radiating heat
but his heart was completely frozen
Despite the rather calm traffic
he felt overrun by a bulldozen
Fate had taken its turn
No longer burns the flame
A flutch had come over him
He will never be the same, whoaaaauaaa
Whaaayahahayaaahahahaa
Wha whaahahahaa
Whaahaawhahahuaaahahahaa
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Scheiss-Gesellschaft take 4
Ladies and gentlemen, Scheiss-Gesellschaft take 4
Scheiss-Gesellschaft
Scheiss-Staat
Scheiss-Establishment
Scheiss-System
Scheiss-Hagelslag
Scheiss-Polizei
HÜA BÜA !
Scheiss-Government
Scheiss-Geld
Scheiss-Bürokraten
Scheiss-Planet
Scheiss-Wripata
Scheiss-Army
HÜA BÜA !
Scheiss-Gesellschaft
Scheiss-Staat
Scheiss-Establishment
Scheiss-System
Scheiss-Hagelslag
Scheiss-Polizei
HÜA BÜA !
HÜA BÜA !
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Love Attacks
Tesar' inch
Amboghch kyanqum ser es uzel,
U bolorin ser es tvel,
Tesar, tesar inch eghav?
Thapharretsir molor-molor,
Otar ashkharhnerum bolor,
Tesar, tesar inch eghav?
Astvats aghajanq't lsets,
Qo tenchanqov qez ser tvets,
Tesar, tesar inch eghav?
Khaghagh hokit alekodzvets,
Arevi mot ekar - ayrets,
Tesar, tesar inch eghav?
U hangatz huysi n'man
Morratsel es amen ban
U hangatz huysi n'man
Morratsel es amen ban
Aghotum es Surami khenthi n'man,
Ashkharhn achkit mi burr darrav,
Tsov@ kanach krak darrav,
Ekav, ltsvets, hokit tzatzkets,
Tesar, inch eghav?
Uzum eir sireir mekin,
U n'ran tair qo hokin,
Tesar, tesar inch eghav?
Kyanq't ltsvets sirov bari,
Bayts uzum es vor datari,
Tesar, tesar inch eghav
Shurj't drachtayin partez,
Sakayn anhuys molorvel es,
Tesar, tesar inch eghav?
Thvum e, the bakhtavor es,
Bayts qo bakhtits kh'rovel es,
Tesar, tesar inch eghav?
U hangatz huysi n'man
Morratsel es amen ban
U hangatz huysi n'man
Morratsel es amen ban
Aghotum es Surami khenthi n'man,
Ashkharhn achkit mi burr darrav,
Tsov@ kanach krak darrav,
Ekav, ltsvets, hokit tzatzkets,
Tesar, inch eghav?
Yerani qez,
Yerani qez, yerg's lsogh, vor es tanjanq@ ches tesel,
Yerani qez,
Yerani qez, yethe kyanqum geth mi ankam
Siraharves.
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Przytul mnie
Przytul mnie, pomóż mi przetrwać noc
Przytul mnie, w butelce widać dno
papierosa niech blask wiedzie nas przez noc
Przytul mnie, z twych ramion zbuduj schron
Późno już, nawet już knajpy śpią
Nocną pieśń śpiewa ostatni gość
Nieznajomi we mgle gubią się od lat
Przytul mnie, oddal ode mnie strach
Przytul mnie, noc jest wielkim kosmatym pająkiem
Który czyha na nas
Tylko we dwójkę mamy jakąś szansę
Przytul mnie, lampą w nocy mi bądź
Przytul mnie, prowadź mnie poprzez mrok
Tak daleko jest brzask, aż nie widać go stąd
Przytul mnie, z twych ramion zbuduj schron
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Yaaro sun lo zara
Yaaro sun lo zara, ha! apun naje kena
Djina ho to apun ke, djaise hi djina
Gadi bang'la nahi na sahi na sahi
Hai g'balös nahi na sahi na sahi
Di bi büdio nahi na sahi na sahi
Ubün charding nahi na sahi na sahi
Enki hamko kyun ho fikar
Dji lo djaise mastön kalandar
Yaaro sun lo zara, ha! apun nabi kena
Djina ho to apun ke, djaise hi djina
Gadi bang'la apör ho tö kjava döhörr
Bank' balönse böngi medingha töhörr
Di bi bidio apör he ta pjahör masa
Brasin brasin se kucho behid ha te hörr
Jinki kadölo kuch to kadörr
Ja dö tolar dja-o sodörr
Yaaro sun lo zara, ha! apun naje kena
Djina ho to apun ke, djaise hi djina
Hamqo the thö, hamme henjara, apunji mare süj qeradja
Dunija boli, tomasa-he, na to ho qude toradja
Nama pun'ka, munda vhaje, ham karevo dja tüwme samaj
Ari vhanda kija na kija pja fikar
Pauna aja kaja tui ja mekjar fovar
Jesse tünia si tündjo nahi me kavar
Dahi tünia tu hema pu ta-a-a-ye-e-e-e
Yaaro sun lo zara, ha! apun naje kena
Djina ho to apun ke, djaise hi djina
Gadi bang'la nahi na sahi na sahi
Hai g'balös nahi na sahi na sahi
Di bi büdio nahi na sahi na sahi
Ubün charding nahi na sahi na sahi
Jinki kadölo kuch to kadörr
Ja dö tolar dja-o sodörr
Tsashasomar
Ah, ah
Tsashasomar
Ah, ah
Tsunasemebewedebebewedö
Bewedebewedödödödöö
Tsunasemebewedebebewedö
Bewedebewedödödödöö
Ganka kja he, jesüme bhekha, hamuta a djeme dje töhe
Djime himatö, hej mahio, hesimate tor'te he
E srkitotum, bahata körna, hampotada sa pje te-e he
Ari sheno qedesa he ap'na djegar
Umudjahi naha he sada ap'nasar
Sum döses ja da nuchi daheji nasar
Bansö mangi dösar nodje ba-a-a-i-i-i-i-i
Yaaro sun lo zara, ha! apun nabi kena
Djina ho to apun ke, djaise hi djina
Gadi bang'la apör ho tö kjava döhörr
Bank' balönse böngi medingha töhörr
Di bi bidio apör he ta pjahör masa
Brasin brasin se kucho behid ha te hörr
Enki hamko kyun ho fikar
Dji lo djaise mastön kalandar
Yaaro sun lo zara, ha! apun naje kena
Hö! Djina ho to apun ke, djaise hi djina
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Zašto
Zašto, sve što je lepo ima kraj
Zašto, je samo sunca većan sjaj
Zašto sam odavno sam
Ruke niko da mi da
Zašto neman sve što želim ja
Neko, sigurno srećna zvezda sjaj
Neko, taj neko nikad nisam ja
Rođen sam i živim sam
Moje život samo sam
A tako puno puno želim da dam
Zašto
Oh, zašto
Zašto, sve što je lepo ima kraj
Zašto, je samo sunca većan sjaj
Zašto sam odavno sam
Ruke niko da mi da
Zašto neman sve što želim ja
Rođen sam i živim sam
Moje život samo sam
A tako puno puno želim da dam
Zašto
Oh, zašto
Zašto, sve što je lepo ima kraj
Zašto, je samo sunca većan sjaj
Zašto sam odavno sam
Ruke niko da mi da
Zašto neman sve što želim ja
Neko, sigurno srećna zvezda sjaj
Neko, taj neko nikad nisam ja
Rođen sam i živim sam
Moje život samo sam
A tako puno puno želim da dam
Whaow, zaštoo-oo-oo
I said zaštoo-oo-oo
Zaštoo-oo-hu-oo
Zašto, zašto, zašto, zašto, zašto, zašto, zašto, zašto
Zašto, sve što je lepo ima kraj
Zašto, je samo sunca većan sjaj
Zašto sam odavno sam
Ruke niko da mi da
Zašto neman sve što želim ja
Neko, sigurno srećna zvezda sjaj
Neko, taj neko nikad nisam ja
Rođen sam i živim sam
Moje život samo sam
A tako puno puno želim da dam
Zaštoo-oo-oo
Zaštoo-oo-oo-yeah-whaa-whua
Whaa
Whaa
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Alla beni pulla beni
Alla beni pulla beni al koynuna yar
Gözüm senden başkasını görmez oldu yar
Gönlüm senden bir şey ister nasıl desem yar
Alla beni pulla beni al koynuna yar
Senin için dağları deler yol açarım yar
Senin için denizleri kuruturum yar
Senin için gökkubbeyi yerlere çalarım yar
Canım iste canım bile sana kurban yar
Dağlar taşlar uçan kuşlar senin olsun yar
Deniz, derya, gökler hep yerinde dursun yar
Gönlüm senden bir şey ister nasıl desem yar
Alla beni pulla beni al koynuna yar
Saçlarına yıldızlardan taç yapayım yar
Bir nefeste güneşleri söndüreyim yar
Çıra gibi uğrunda ben yanayım yar
Canım iste canım bile sana kurban yar
Yıldızlar yerinde güzel bırak dursun yar
Saçlarımı ellerinle okşa yeter yar
Gönlüm senden bir şey ister nasıl desem yar
Alla beni pulla beni al koynuna yar
Rüzgar olup, ince beline sarılayım yar
Çimen olup ayağına serileyim yar
Sürme olup, gözlerine sürüleyim yar
Canım iste canım bile sana kurban yar
Alla beni pulla beni al koynuna yar
Gözüm senden başkasını görmez oldu yar
Gönlüm senden bir şey ister nasıl desem yar
Alla beni pulla beni al koynuna yar
Alla beni pulla beni al koynuna yar
Gözüm senden başkasını görmez oldu yar
Gönlüm senden bir şey ister nasıl desem yar
Alla beni pulla beni al koynuna yar
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Quando spermato più
Quando spermato più?
Profumo ecco con tu
Sempre canzone così
E casa nostra cuore fuori
Quando spermato più?
Profumo ecco con tu
Sempre canzone così
Casa nostra cuore fuori
Adesso mano insieme ancora finestra bene
Ci tutto adiamo dolce dope generoso amore
Popolo molto istoria piccolo zucchero donna
Figlio facciamo tu la vita piano mare monda bella
Quando spermato più?
Profumo ecco con tu
Sempre canzone così
E casa nostra cuore fuori
Quando spermato più?
Profumo ecco con tu
Sempre canzone così
E casa nostra cuore fuori, whohoho
SOLO
Bella mondo mare piano vite la facciamo figlio
Donna zucchero piccolo istoria molto popolo
Amore generoso dopo dolce vediamo ci tutto
Bone finestra cruciuera insieme mano adesso
Quando spermato più?
Profumo ecco con tu
Sempre canzone così
Casa nostra cuore fuori
Quando spermato più?
Profumo ecco con tu
Sempre canzone così
Casa nostra cuore fuori
Quando spermato più?
Profumo ecco con tu
Sempre canzone così
E casa nostra cuore fuori, whohoho
Quando spermato più?
Profumo ecco con tu
Sempre canzone così
E casa nostra cuore fuori, whohoho
Lalalalaalalaalalaalalalalalalaalalaa-a-a
Lalalalaalalaalalaalalalalalalaalalalalalalala
Lalalalaalalaalalaalalalalalalaalalaa-a-a
Lalalalaalalaalalaalalalalalalaalalaa whohoho
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Come on baby, gimme good lovin', do it to me all night long
Aaahh
Yeh
I know you got this feeling inside but I got just what you need
You're gonna be the honey on my knife, whoo baby you taste so sweet
I'm your doctor of love, you make me feel like a man
I'm a mean machine if you know what I mean, I'll do it to you like noone else can
Come on baby, gimme good lovin', do it to me all night long
Gimme all what you got, ready or not, baby I'm comin' on strong
Red hot, shake that thing, I know you like to tease
Lemme tell ya honey, it's gona be a rough ride, I'm not so easy to please
I know you got this feeling inside but I got just what you need
You're gonna be the honey on my knife, whoo baby you taste so sweet
I'm your doctor of love, you make me feel like a man
I'm a mean machine if you know what I mean, I'll do it to you like noone else can
Come on baby, gimme good lovin', do it to me all night long
Gimme all what you got, ready or not, baby I'm comin' on strong
Red hot, shake that thing, I know you like to tease
Lemme tell ya honey, it's gona be a rough ride, I'm not so easy to please
You make me feel so good
You make me feel so right
You make me feel so fine
You make me feel so nice
You make me feel so hot
You make me feel so geil
You make me feel so lekker
That's the way I like it baby, weaouaew
SOLO
yeaahhh
Aow
Shake that thing baby
I know you got this feeling inside but I got just what you need
Gonna be the honey on my knife, whoo baby you taste so sweet
I'm your doctor of love, you make me feel like a man
I'm a mean machine if you know what I mean, I'll do it to you like noone else can
Come on baby, gimme good lovin', do it to me all night long
Gimme all what you got, ready or not, baby I'm comin' on strong
Red hot, shake that thing, I know you like to tease
Lemme tell ya honey, it's gona be a rough ride, I'm not so easy to please
Come on baby, gimme good lovin', do it to me all night long
Gimme all what you got, ready or not, baby I'm comin' on strong
Red hot, shake that thing, I know you like to tease
Lemme tell ya honey, it's gona be a rough ride, I'm not so easy to pleeease
Aow aow yeaaaow
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Clayderman
Banqauqo ja te fai
Ban qiqo ja teru
Hai mi xua mai letai honqö
Chai no chan huo prai
Muo chan jamö töi
Kaino xai laoö te onpun
To pöd nai kakom komönn
Tiraqö jam pö pöi
Mexöj nai rakkla qü
Pakönan kakön komönn
Chörak mai rat han pö
Ech han monai mobai
Kaderak dai kidai cho
Sug ber tu tup jani kopo
Ni tua ropun Clayderman auhöre bin
Ton sinta jam begaiun
Mai guam tai hemomerak meva arai
Qe tai bai bi japopo
Tzai jemomo hua mo
Tzan ben söplökö
Sam blaq quam su tönlonn
Pom don danhan qudnan
Hau nai xai rumen tamm iölai
Nu ön kapan kubanan
Chambonalomböi shua kaphan matame
Sudamnon kinkon chanchan
I löa wai bon chalö haibai
Ni tua ropun Clayderman auhöre bin
Ton sinta jam begaiun
Mai guam tai hemomerak meva arai
Qe tai bai bi japopo
Tzai jemomo hua mo
Tzan ben söplökö
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Eghav
U hangatz huysi n'man
Morratsel es amen ban
U hangatz huysi n'man
Morratsel es amen ban
Aghotum es Surami khenthi n'man,
Ashkharhn achkit mi burr darrav,
Tsov@ kanach krak darrav,
Ekav, ltsvets, hokit tzatzkets,
Tesar, inch eghav?
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Prffl
Bebbi Fasnacht in Kyôto
Hao
Aow
Hao
Aow
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Da roostah
Aaa, we go' a song for you
- I' is called
- It's called da roostah
- Da roostah, roigh', we gon' play i' fo' ya
The other day I went to the pub with the lads
Just a few pints that's all that I had
But in the end of the evening it got completely mad
When I got home I really felt a little bad
But at seven in the morning my rooster called me out of bed
I really could have shot the bloody fucking rotten bird dead
A drinker needs long sleeping hours and nothing should get in the way
There should be a law to protect boozers from waking up early in the day
I really think that it's not at all fair
A rooster never has pain in his hair
He wakes up so early just 'cause he gets so early to his lair
If a rooster would go to sleep late, I swear
To wake up so early he sure wouldn't dare
And then I got a great idea while stumbling down the bleedin' stairs
A drinker needs long sleeping hours and nothing should get in the way
There should be a law to protect boozers from waking up early in the day
SOLO
I took my rooster along to the pub the next night
I even gave him beer although he thought it tastes shite
And here you go, next morning he was still sleeping tight
I woke him at eleven all right
He didn't really look like he was feeling too bright
And now all my mates every night have their roosters by their sides
A drinker needs long sleeping hours and nothing should get in the way
There should be a law to protect boozers from waking up early in the day
A drinker needs long sleeping hours and nothing should get in the way
There should be a law to protect boozers from waking up early in the day
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Guingue de baire
Aïneu singt uber nenabgchutser alpefloug
Ound aïneu zingt vo sîme coiffeur
Es hette émal une gaig ampleu ágsoungeu
Dè singt chau laing nume mé
'S gîte lideur uber blondi khynte
'S gîte lideur uber tchaigi khue
'S gîte lideur uber Casablanca
'S gîte lideur Lutseflueu
Ound aïn zing gairn uber Berne
Ouïle Berne hèdegerne y Berne y Berne y Berne y Beeerne
'S gîte tousique quinte ouo neud kheui singeu
Aber ikh singeu gliiich
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Singeniá
Di toue numeu oumechta
Ouaïne ouotte nakh Memphis, Tennessee
Der andeur ouotte aïfakh numeu oufeureu
'S gîte en houfe lûte ouo uberhaoute nid si Berne si gsi
Aber di héï au gáre nud nakh Berne ouèlle khau
Aïne tûte alfozer gáre nud ouette
Esi simmer uber di dimer nid rèd
Aïne ouette eus wair fine wair sise gerne hette
Ounime lèngt eus happy happy happy bett
Ikh ouotte numeu heureu
Ikh ouotte au nud hoa
Ikha numês nid há
Und gag das kèmpfenia-a-a
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Singeniá
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Singeniá
Ikha se nume se há
Di toue numeu oumechta
Aïne trauïmt air wair bi dire din má im baute
Und aïne trauïmt air wair mire nokhmals sis grausseu lausse
Es gîte aïne dair trauïmt air sig sair lèbechangcho tôt
Ound eupère trauïmt sichère au vo Berne
Aïne trauïmt dasse air eun àf im ourval sigue
Chtàire trauïmè est wainne im traum di ouelte oumtaureu flugt
Aber echa noumeu eus liikhe trauïmli gsi
Ound trauïmli khand akh chau chnèle verbi
'S gîte cheuni trauïm di wair pleutsikh oir
Ound wèsi oir si, nèr sisi fourkhbare
Iha numè trauïm, dè makh mire angstounbàng
Quasi jède nakh gsèni deu Berneure alpeca-a-a-a-aaïa
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Singeniá
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Guingue de baire, guingue de baire
Singeniá
Ikha se nume há
Di toue numeu oumechta
Bairgueu bairgueu bairgueu bairgueu bairgueu bairgueu bairgueu bairgueu
Am morgueu bairgueu
Am mitague bairgueu
Am ábigue bairgueu
Am ábigue bairgueu bairgueu bairgueu
Aïgeure Meunche oun Youngfrao
Ikha se nume há
Ikha se nume há
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Terrorism is bad
Terrorism is bad
It harms innocent people
Okay, we know nowadays nobody's innocent anymore
but not guilty enough to justify killing them
Terrorism is bad
You shouldn't do it
People may get hurt
Or even
Killed
Terrorism is bad
Even if you think the ends justifies the means
You can reach your ends in other ways
We suggest a non-violent approach
Terrorism is bad
You shouldn't do it
People may get hurt
Or even
Killed
SOLO
Terrorism is bad
Even if the people you fight employ violence themselves
You should not use the same methods as them
Show the way, do it today
Terrorism is bad
You shouldn't do it
People may get hurt
Or even
Killed
Terrorism is bad
You shouldn't do it
People may get hurt
Or even
Killed!
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Fight fire with fire
Do unto others as they have done to you
But what the hell is this world coming to?
Blow the universe into nothingness
Nuclear warfare shall lay us to rest
Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear
We all shall die
Time is like a fuse, short and burning fast
Armageddon is here, like said in the past
Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear
Soon to fill our lungs the hot winds of death
The gods are laughing, so take your last breath
Fight fire with fire
Ending is near
Fight fire with fire
Bursting with fear
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight fire with fire
Fight
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Sex 1941
Two poties
One man
Strong hands
Saft skin
Red nails
Plue eyes
Mofing shatows
Of smoos curves
Skin right preast
Se slightest tach
Soft groan
And teep breas
Tirty thoughts
Vant so much
Sweet kisses
In her lap
Sis atmosphere
Hot mood
Sis skin
Feels so good
Se poties
Toss and turn
Red lips
Kiss and purn
Feelings flame up
Like a fire
Blood pressure
Sat's getting higher
Brown skin
On her hips
Sweats down
Between her tits
His horn runs
Srough se cave
He lavs
Like a vave
He push it in
She's unspan
She screams and shouts
See vere I am
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
Not too fast
Not too much
Sat slut's
Slow touch
It's getting on
Wis sis stuff
Sweats like fuel
Heat goes up
She likes it
Like a horse
Tirty minds
Take its course
Make lav
Is seir passion
Facking hard
Seir obsession
She licks and sucks
His great puse
She vants to swallow
His sweet juice
Passionate
Hot sex
He vants to come
To fly max
She likes all
Se right place
He's pird of
Howey pray
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
Come over, come over me
Do it deeper and faster and harder to me
- Oh, Sie waren so gut, Err Oberbannsturm... eh... eh... mm... Kolonell-Meister?
- Nein, Obersturmgruppenmannmanschaftsführer
- Obersturmgruppen... gruppen... was?
- Nein! Obersturmgruppenbannmanschaftsführer!
- Obergruppensturmmannschaftsbannführer?
- Nein, nein, nein! Nein! You make me so angry!
It's Obersturmgruppenbannmanschaftsführer!
- Obersturmgruppenbannmanschaftsführer?
- Jaa, gut.
- ffuu
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Flique flaque
un, deux, trois, quatre
Flique
Flaque
Fliquediflaque
Flique flaque fliguedeplaque chlipedichlaque
Tchlap tchloup tchlip tchlapecliquediplaque
Lip tchlap tchlip tchlapediplaque
Vloutch vlatch flaquediflip
Flip flap flabedeblique oïnk tchlap flaque -Oo yeah
Flique
Flaque
Fliquediflaque
Chlip chlap chloup chlapedichnipeditchlap
Tchlip tchlap flipediplatch
Tchlap chlip chlap flap flipediplatch
Plitchatchlaunts flaquediplaunts
Flip flap flipedebap flipadiplaque -Oo yeah
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -F-laque
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -Flaque flaque flaque
Oo yeah
Flique
Flaque
Fliquediflaque
Chlip chlapatlique chlap tchliquedicnaque
Tchlap tchlip thlaunts chlipedi-aunts
Tchlip tchlaque tchliguedaca ipadiflaque
Flap flip flatchlap tchlipadiflaque
Flipatap tchli tchlagablicadipfnaque -Oo yeah
Flique
Flaque
Fliquediflaque
Flaque fliquedeflaque fliquedetchlip tchlap tchlaque
Tclip tchlap tchlaga catchlip tapaque
Flip dlap dligadaca tchicatiplaque
Flique flaque fliquedebag floc diplauntch
Oïnk oïnk plaunts plaunts tchlappedi-aunts -Oo yeah
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -F-flique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -Flicflique
ououa oua oua -Flaquediflaque
Oo yeah
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -F-lique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -Flique
Oo yeaeuouyeaaouauiiaouiaiaouaioonts
un, deux, trois, quatre
Flique
Flaque
Fliquediflaque
Flique flaquedaflique flaque fliqueditchlaque
Tchlip tchlap tchlaunts chlapetchlipedipflatch
Tlip tlap flipediplaunts
Plic tchlaca oïnk tchloïnk tchlipediflaunts
Flatch chlidadaplaunts chlipadawripatipflaa -Oo yeah
Flique
Flaque
Tchlipadiplaque
Flap flip floubededlap tchlique tlaque pnaque
Floup flaunts flaunts tchipadipfnièque
Toup flip flipedepap pflaque tchnjique pfnièque
Flip floup tchnjibadepap wrapediplièque
Wlip wlap wlapadiclatch -Oo yeah
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -F-flique
ououa oua oua -Flaquediflaque
?
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -J'disais lique
ououa oua oua -Flaque
ououa oua oua -Flique
ououa oua oua -Flaquediflaque
Oo yeah
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The things you put away and forgot where you put them
Onetwothreefour, yesterday I left the keys in the door
After that I couldn't find them no more
I looked through all my pockets and my jacket too
In the end I even looked in my shoe
Isn't it annoying, those things you put away
And forget where you put them, I say
It's something the government should do something about
But they do nothing to help you out
Last week I wanted to read a book
But completely blurred did the letters look
I couldn't find my glasses anywhere
In the end they turned out to be in my hair
Isn't it annoying, those things you put away
And forget where you put them, I say
It's something the government should do something about
But they do nothing to help you out
The other day I crept under the table
Just wanted to fix a computer cable
And guess what I found in the corner there
The remote control I had been missing for a year
Isn't it annoying, those things you put away
And forget where you put them, I say
It's something the government should do something about
But they do nothing to help you out
When I was young I got a watch from my mom
But pretty soon the thing was gone
I thought about it night after night
I was prety sure I hadn't lost it outside
Ever since I regularly search the house
But all I find is crap from my ex-spouse
And other stuff no longer of use
Like an old bottle opener while I stopped doing booze
Isn't it annoying, those things you put away
And forget where you put them, I say
It's something the government should do something about
But they do nothing to help you out
SOLO
How many more things I'll never find back
It seems they've gone through a hole that is black
And all those things that suddenly show up
Where do they come from? Tell me, I give up
What's the meaning of all this, what has it got to say
Is it all just a conspiracy of the CIA?
As always, the government keeps its mouth shut
Let's take the issue to the streets and start a big riott
Isn't it annoying, those things you put away
And forget where you put them, I say
It's something the government should do something about
But they do nothing to help you out
Isn't it annoying, those things you put away
And forget where you put them, I say
It's something the government should do something about
But they do nothing to help you out
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In Samobor
In Samobor we had palačinke
In Samobor we then had a beer
In Samobor we then had an inka
In Samobor we then had a beer, oo yeah
In Samobor we then had čevapčiči
In Samobor we then had a beer
In Samobor we then had a štrugli
In Samobor we then had a beer
Iiin Samobooor, in Samobor
Iiin Samobooor, in Samoboooor
In Samobor we then had a šnitzel
In Samobor we then had a beer
In Samobor we then had kremšnite
In Samobor we then had a beer
aow
In Samobor we had kava s mlijekom
In Samobor we then had a beer
In Samobor we had domaća pića
In Samobor we then had a beer
Iiin Samobooor, in Samobor
Iiin Samobooor, in Samoboooor
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Ces gens-là
D'abord
D'abord il y a l'aîné
Lui qui est comme un melon
Lui qui a un gros nez
Lui qui sait plus son nom
Monsieur, tellement qu'il boit
Ou tellement qu'il a bu
Qui fait rien de ses dix doigts
Mais lui qui n'en peut plus
Lui qui est complètement cuit
Et qui se prend pour le roi
Qui se saoule toutes les nuits
Avec du mauvais vin
Mais qu'on retrouve matin
Dans l'église qui roupille
Raide comme une saillie
Blanc comme un cierge de Pâques
Et puis qui balbutie
Et qui a l'?il qui dévague
Faut vous dire Monsieur
Que chez ces gens-là
On ne pense pas Monsieur
On ne pense pas on prie
Et puis, il y a l'autre
Des carottes dans les cheveux
Qu'a jamais vu un peigne
Ouest méchant comme une teigne
Même qu'il donnerait sa chemise
A des pauvres gens heureux
Qui a marié la Denise
Une fille de la ville
Enfin d'une autre ville
Et que c'est pas fini
Qui fait ses petites affaires
Avec son petit chapeau
Avec son petit manteau
Avec sa petite auto
Qu'aimerait bien avoir l'air
Mais qui n'a pas l'air du tout
Faut pas jouer les riches
Quand on n'a pas le sou
Faut vous dire Monsieur
Que chez ces gens-là
On ne vit pas Monsieur
On ne vit pas on triche
Et puis, il y a les autres
La mère qui ne dit rien
Ou bien n'importe quoi
Et du soir au matin
Sous sa belle gueule d'apôtre
Et dans son cadre en bois
Il y a la moustache du père
Qui est mort d'une glissade
Et qui recarde son troupeau
Bouffer la soupe froide
Et ça fait des grands chchchlcrrcrr
Et ça fait des grands chloup
Et puis il y a la toute vieille
Qu'en finit pas de vibrer
Et qu'on attend qu'elle crève
Vu que c'est elle qu'a l'oseille
Et qu'on écoute même pas
Ce que ses pauvres mains racontent
Faut vous dire Monsieur
Que chez ces gens-là
On ne cause pas Monsieur
On ne cause pas on compte
Et puis et puis
Et puis il y a Frida
Qui est belle comme un soleil
Et qui m'aime pareil
Que moi j'aime Frida
Même qu'on se dit souvent
Qu'on aura une maison
Avec des tas de fenêtres
Avec presque pas de murs
Et qu'on vivra dedans
Et qu'il fera bon y être
Et que si c'est pas sûr
C'est quand même peut-être
Parce que les autres veulent pas
Parce que les autres veulent pas
Les autres ils disent comme ça
Qu'elle est trop belle pour moi
Que je suis tout juste bon
A égorger les chats
J'ai jamais tué de chats
Ou alors y a longtemps
Ou bien j'ai oublié
Ou ils sentaient pas bon
Enfin ils ne veulent pas
Parfois quand on se voit
Semblant que c'est pas exprès
Avec ses yeux mouillants
Elle dit qu'elle partira
Elle dit qu'elle me suivra
Alors pour un instant
Pour un instant seulement
Alors moi je la crois Monsieur
Pour un instant
Pour un instant seulement
Parce que chez ces gens-là
Monsieur on ne s'en va pas
On ne s'en va pas Monsieur
On ne s'en va pas
Mais il est tard Monsieur
Il faut que je rentre chez moi.
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Half-gekookt
John Barleycorn must die I
John Barleycorn must die!!!
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Simple man
I'm just a simple man
Working on the land
Planting all the plants
Harvesting them again
I'm just a simple man
Working with my hands
I have no chance
To have a real life plan
Whaa, I'm a simple man
I can't understand
Or comprehend
Simple is what I am
Whaa, I'm a simple man
I can't understand
Or comprehend
Simple is what I am
I'm just a simple man
I have no friends
People think I'm xren
Which denie not I can
I'm just a simple man
Working with my hands
Working on the sand
Working till the end
Whaa, I'm a simple man
I can't understand
Or comprehend
Simple is what I am
Whaa, I'm a simple man
I can't understand
Or comprehend
Simple is what I am, whaaa!
SOLO
I'm just a simple man
I have no friends
People think I'm xren
Which denie not I can
I'm just a simple man
Working with my hands
Working on the sand
Working till the end
Whaa, I'm a simple man
I can't understand
Or comprehend
Simple is what I am, whaow
Whaa, I'm a simple man
I can't understand
Or comprehend
Simple is what I am
I'm just a simple man
Working on the land
Planting all the plants
Harvesting them again
I'm just a simple man
Working with my hands
I have no chance
To have a real life plan
Whaa, I'm a simple man
I can't understand
Or comprehend
Simple is what I am, whow
Whaa, I'm a simple man
I can't understand
Or comprehend
Simple is what I am
Whoow simple
I'm so simple
So fucking simple
Simple is what I am
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John Barleycorn must die II
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John Barleycorn must die!!!
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Die!!!
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Die!!!
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Die motherfucker, die!!!
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Aaaa, die!
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Die
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Fjalët e qiririt
Doktë shkrihem
Të venitem
Sikandidi kustavai
Balte pjugur
Doktë bëhem
Të mashkenia kamdesai
Etë pehem tu ke kutul
Atë këmba pasamda
Etë pehem tu ke kutul
Atë këmba pasamda
Asvre suva
Shke memu va
Vsete duva paskampai
Vse lechunë
Kisërime
Panë vecha timashai
Vekja emen stë pishkuna
Ajëzeza jetëhai
Vekja emen stë pishkuna
Ajëzeza jetëhai
Doktë shkrihem
Të venitem
Sikandidi kustavai
Balte pjugur
Doktë bëhem
Të mashkenia kamdesai
Etë pehem tu ke kutul
Atë këmba pasamda
Etë pehem tu ke kutul
Atë këmba pasamda
Asvre suva
Shke memu va
Vsete duva paskampai
Vse lechunë
Kisërime
Panë vecha timashai
Vekja emen stë pishkuna
Ajëzeza jetëhai
Vekja emen stë pishkuna
Ajëzeza jetëhai
Ajëzeza jetëhai
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Eu desfruto a vida
I love to enjoy life
And want to share this feeling with others
But they don't always want
So I try to force them
In order to achieve this
I increase my cross section
If I can't do it with bags
I just swing my arms
I swing my left arm to the left
And my right arm to the right, yeahyeahyeah
Tanto faz que a gente diz
Vivo minha vida como quero
E se você não gosta de que digo
Vai simplemente embora
Another expression of my hedonism
Is to carress my belly from time to time
In order to do this
I have to lift my shirt
If it doesn't stay up
I hold it with my chin
As an alternative to carressing my belly
I sometimes also clap my hands
Clap my left hand to the right
Clap my right hand to the left, yeahyeahyeah
Tanto faz que a gente diz
Vivo minha vida como quero
E se você não gosta de que digo
Vai simplemente embora
Tanto faz que a gente diz
Vivo minha vida como quero
E se você não gosta de que digo
Vai simplemente embora, uff
Tanto faz que a gente diz
Vivo minha vida como quero
E se você não gosta de que digo
Vai simplemente embora
Tanto faz que a gente diz
Vivo minha vida como quero
E se você não gosta de que digo
Vai simplemente embora, yeah
Oo yeah
Oof
Whoohoo
Heeheehee
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John Barleycorn must die!!!
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Les pauvres
Excusez-moi le terme
Mais les pauvres, ils m'emmerdent-en
Ils sont toujours sans le sou
Et leurs montres ne sont même pas de chez Cartier
Ils sont vachement mal habillés
Vous savez, tous ce qu'ils ont c'est d'un mauvais goût
Ils se promènent en survêtement
Et leurs baskets sont crades-en
Question gastronomie c'est encore pire
Ils n'conaissent que le MacDo
D'à côté, remarqué,
Si on leur servait de la nouvelle cuisine-en
Bien, je suis sûr qu'ils n'appréciraient même pas
Mais attendez, ce n'est pas tout
Ils vivent grace à nos impôts
Savez, la sécurité sociale, le chômage, toute cette merde-en
C'est nous, les gens bien, qui la payons
S'ils savaient combien de taxes je paie
Ils ne diraient plus que c'est tout de notre faute-en
Ils nous critiquent, mais ils ne veulent simplement pas travailler
C'est scandaleux, je suis consterné
La société est malade monsieur, la société est malade
C'est inconcevable, je suis outragé
Et profondément choqué
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Is this love?
I want to plook you
Every day and every night
I want to plook you
From the left and from the right
I want to plook you
From the front and from behind
I want to plook you
From ahead and from the side
I want to plook you
From above and from below
I want to plook you
In the sun and in the snow
I want to plook you
In the boat and in the plane
I want to plook you
On the hill and on the plain
I want to plook you
On the sun and on the moon
I want to plook you
With a fork and with a spoon
I want to plook you
On the roof and on the floor
I want to plook you
On the chair and in the door
I want to plook you
Every day and every night
I want to plook you
From the left and from the right
I want to plook you
From the front and from behind
I want to plook you
From ahead and from the side
I want to plook you
On the grass and in the wood
I want to plook you
On the seat and on the hood
I want to plook you
In the sea and in the sand
I want to plook you
In the lake and on the land
I want to plook you
In the house and in the church
I want to plook you
On the planks and on the berch
I want to plook you
On the street and in my lair
I want to plook you
On the ground and in the air
I want to plook you
On the Earth and in the sky
I want to plook you
With a laugh and with a cry
I want to plook you
In the park and in the zoo
I want to plook you
With a stick and with a shoe
I want to plook you
Every day and every night
I want to plook you
From the left and from the right
I want to plook you
From the front and from behind
I want to plook you
From ahead and from the side
I want to plook you
From above and from below
I want to plook you
In the sun and in the snow
I want to plook yoou-a
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Schwanz
I like little children, they are so iressistibly cute
I want to take them home with me, but I don't know if I should
Just because they're just a year or two
Doesn't mean they don't like it too
How could a feeling that's so strong
Be completely wrong?
When I see those little children, I want to take them in my arms
I am totally innocent, they mystify me with their charms
How can they say that I am mad
What I want is nothing bad
I just want some love and joy
I even give them toys
I just want to play along when I see children play
I just like to express my feelings in another way
Than most other people would
That doesn't mean that I'm not good
I don't have unmeetable demands
Just for them to play with my
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Флюч два
Был как длинная полярная ночь
Жизнь его больше не казалась иметь смысла
Снег лежил на боудене
И холмы покрывающие белом контрастрировали с настроеннем черным его
Тектоника для него была как флюч
Роя ров в сердце него
Хоть была-ли земля как Меркурий
Материки не дрейфовали бы врозь
Hо там воздуха нет чтобы дышать
Но действительно делало бы разница
Он чувствовал себя как будто эстиковал
Несмотря на люхтен имеющийся
Будет-ли наступать полярный день когда-нибудь?
Может быть что через разбивающий лед
Проистечет чветочка
Даже толстейщий ледяной покров растопит наконец
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John Barleycorn must die!!!
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John Wayne
A brief overview of the life of Juscelino Kubitschek
Archangel Lemmy:
This is the story of Juscelino Kubitschek
A man who set out to change the destiny of Brazil for generations to come
The saviour of hundreds of millions
Opening up new opportunities for a country stretching from Porto Alegre
to Boa Vista, from João Pessoa to Tabatinga
It was a sunny day in Minas Gerais
When a star brighter than anyone had ever seen appeared above Diamantina
Anouncing the birth of a leader of men
A new era in history was to begin
On the first day he recieved his first gift from above
The sense of touch blessed with divine love
This would forever shape his world perception
The first stone laid on his path to perfection
On the second day he recieved his second gift from above
The sense of view blessed with divine love
This would forever shape his world perception
The second stone laid on his path to perfection
On the third day he recieved his third gift from above
The sense of hearing blessed with divine love
This would forever shape his world perception
The third stone laid on his path to perfection
On the fourth day he recieved his fourth gift from above
The sense of taste blessed with divine love
This would forever shape his world perception
The fourth stone laid on his path to perfection
On the fifth day he recieved his fifth gift from above
The sense of smell blessed with divine love
This would forever shape his world perception
The fifth stone laid on his path to perfection
On the sixth day he uttered his first word
One boy on his own taming the forces of nature
On the seventh day he grew his first tooth
One boy on his own taming the forces of nature
On the eighth day he learned manipulate his environment
One boy on his own taming the forces of nature
On the ninth day he elevated himself above other living creatures
He stood on his feet and waaaalked
Archangel Lemmy:
Finally, little Juscelino was ready for his holy quest
It would take him from the hills of Minas Gerais to the plains of Goiás
Where he built a city, so beautiful and pure
From here he was to rule the fate of a nation
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Erdbeer
Erdbeer, Erdbeer,
kaltes Eis, kaltes Eis,
Erdbeer,
Erdbeer, oo Erdbeer,
Ich möchte ein Erdbeer sein
im kalten Polar,
dann müßte ich nicht mehr schrei�n,
alles wär so klar.
Ich möchte ein Erdbeer sein
im kalten Polar,
dann müßte ich nicht mehr schrei�n,
alles wär so klar.
SOLO
Ich möchte ein Erdbeer sein
im kalten Polar,
dann müßte ich nicht mehr schrei�n,
alles wär so klar.
Ich möchte ein Erdbeer sein
im kalten Polar,
dann müßte ich nicht mehr schrei�n,
alles wär so klar.
Erdbeeren müssen nie weinen.
Erdbeeren müssen nie weinen.
Erdbeeren müssen nie weinen.
Erdbeeren müssen nie weinen.
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In the navy
In the navy
You can lock the seven seas
In the navy
We will now show to you that it is possible with an entermediate sized
or even small fleet to lock up the seven seas
The first step to a successful takeover of the world
is to establish the size of your own fleet
Too much emphasis has been put in the past on the possession of
large battleships only, whereas we will now show you that it is possible
to achieve excellent results even with a small naval force
In particular the possession of airplanecarriers has been restricted
to a few superpowers only, so we will in the following assume
that you don't possess any
The outline of this chapter will be the following:
In the first part we will concentrate on the major strategic points
of this earth that even a small fleet can cover without problems
At a later stage we will show you secondary strategic points
accessible to the ones of you who posses a larger fleet
In the end there will be time for questions
But I see you are all very eager to begin, so let's move over to our maps,
open them and follow my instructions with your eyes or fingers
In the navy
You can lock the seven seas
In the navy
Let's begin at the top of the map with the Arctic Ocean
It is easily locked by placing one ship at the Bering Strait and another one
in the Norwegian Sea between Iceland and the British Islands
Moving further south we encounter the Mediterranean
This one can be locked by placing seacraft in the Strait of Gibraltar
and a ship in the Suez Chanel
Which brings us to the Atlantic Ocean
Since we already locked the north, we only need to block the access
from the Pacific and the Indian Ocean by placing ships south of
Cape Good Hope and in the Strait of Magellan
And don't forget to lock the Panama Chanel too, which is often overseen
As you can see on your maps, the only thing that is left to do
is separate the Indian Ocean from the Pacific
This is done by placing your two last ships between Australia and
Antarctica and one off the coast of Java
But please bear in mind that this layout is solely designed for smaller fleets
After the break we will point out useful additional spots for those countries
who have a larger fleet to their disposal
In the navy
You can lock the seven seas
In the navy
The following section is for nations with larger fleets,
so the ones among you who have smaller fleets may now leave the room
but of course you are invited to stay in case you consider purchasing
additional forces for your fleet or betraying your country for a country
with a larger fleet or simply in case you're interested
Following the same order as in the previous section, we will now lock
the Arctic Ocean more securely by placing additional ships in
the Strait of Denmark, the Hudson Strait, and the Davis Strait
Although not considered important by many a strategist,
we strongly suggest placing a battleship in the Bosporus
in order to lock the Black Sea entirely
Let's move on to the Atlantic
During the break one of you pointed out that we made a little mistake
when advising you to place a ship in the Strait of Magellan,
whereas it is much more important to place one in the Drake Passage
We apologise herewith for this mishap and hope that the representants
of countries possessing a small fleet only haven't left the room yet
and can still correct their notes
But of course the ideal would be to place a ship in both straits
A detail: For those of you who want to lock the Caribbean too,
we suggest the following distribution of naval forces:
One ship each in the Straits of Florida, between Cuba and
the Dominican Republic, near St. Kitts & Nevis,
and of course one between Grenada and Trinidad & Tobago
Let's now move back to the Indian Ocean
Those of you who have studied your maps carefully will have noticed
that this ocean is very open to both the Pacific and the Atlantic
Placing a few additional boats south of the Cape of Good Hope
and south of Australia plus the corresponding number of submarines
may therefore add significantly to your feeling of security
Please take special care in not overseeing the region around
the Arabian peninsula since this is a very strategically important
part of our planet
The seas to lock here are the Red Sea and the Gulf of Arabia
which is easily done by playing a boat each in the Gulfs of Aden and Oman
By far the most complex region of our earth is the Indonesian archipelago
There are many ways to lock this but the most obvious would be placing ships
in the Straits of Malacca, the Timor Sea, and the Torres Strait
As our time is limited, we will quickly move north and lock
the southern and eastern China Sea as well as the Japanese sea
This is achieved by placing seacraft in the Straits of Luzon,
Taiwan, Korea, and La Perouse
We hope you've enjoyed this chapter and we wish you lots of good luck
and success in your future wars for world domination
We trust that you will now be able to assign your naval resources
in the most efficient manner
Any questions?
In the navy
You can lock the seven seas
In the navyyya
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Radioactive
Well I'm not uptight, not unattractive
turn me on tonight, I'm radioactive krrk
Radioactive krrk
Well its not a fight, and I'm not your captive
turn me loose to the night - I'm radioactive krrk
Radioactive krrk
I want to stay with you; I don't want to play with you baby
I want just to lay with you and I want you to know
got to concentrate - don't be distractive
turn me loose tonight - I'm radioactive krrk
Radioactive krrk
SOLO
Radioactive krrk
Radioactive krrk
I want to stay with you; I don't want to play with you baby
I want just to lay with you and I want you to know
got to concentrate - don't be distractive
turn me loose tonight - I'm radioactive krrk
Radioactive krrk
Radioactive krrk
I'm radioactive krrk
I'm so radioactive krrk
I'm pure cesium
Or technetium
I'm radioactive krrk
So radioactive krrk
Don't you come too close
'Cause I'm radioactive krrk
I said radioactive krrk
I'm so radioactive krrk
Come on, radioactive krrk
Don't come
Don't come too close
Too close to me
'Cause I'm radioactive krrk
So radioactive krrk
You might catch it
'Cause I'm radioactive krrk
Очень radioactive krrk
Muito radioactive krrk
So radioactive krrk
Erg radioactiive
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My friend from Pelourinho
I'm sitting here in my cold room
and looking at the sculpture
made by my friend,
my friend from Pelourinho
This is his story
I was sitting on a square, a square in Pelourinho
I was feeling a bit lonesome, drinking my cafézinho
Then suddenly he appeared, a miracle it seemed
He said "Hey my fren, where you from?", it was like in a dream
I'm still thinking about you, my friend
My friend from Pelourinho
You showed me your work
And I will never forget
Right when he said "My fren", then I knew for sure
This was a real friend, not what I've seen before
I never had a friend before, this experience was really new
But now I have a friend, a friend in Pelourinho
I'm still thinking about you, my friend
My friend from Pelourinho
You showed me your work
And I will never forget
He trusted me so much, he immediately showed me his work
I was totally perplex, I couldn't say a word
Such wonderful sculptures he made with his own hands
I would never have thought that one day I'd have such friends
I'm still thinking about you, my friend
My friend from Pelourinho
You showed me your work
And I will never forget
SOLO
He gave me a sculpture, one that was really nice
To seal our friendship he asked me for fifty reais
Now I'm sitting here looking at it, alone in my quartinho
And I think of my friend, my friend from Pelourinho
I'm still thinking about you, my friend
My friend from Pelourinho
You showed me your work
And I will never forget
My friend, my friend
My friend from Pelourinho
You showed me your work
And I will never forget
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Герпес
Сегодня утром я увидел в зеркало
Что у меня герпес есть
Во всем лице моем были точки
И на хуй были шесть
Герпес герпес герпес
Герпес не люблю
Этот злой герпес
Больше не хочу
Эта болезнь очень неприятна
Я не очень рад
Мне надо купить лекарство
Но я не смею спрашивать
Герпес герпес герпес
Герпес не люблю
Этот злой герпес
Больше не хочу
SOLO
Это мое личное мнение
Что я слишком молод еще
Чтобы уже страдать от этого
Я хотел бы чтоб это ушло
Герпес герпес герпес
Герпес не люблю
Этот злой герпес
Больше не хочу
Герпес герпес герпес
Герпес не люблю
Этот злой герпес
Больше не хочу
Герпес герпес герпес
Герпес не люблю
Этот злой герпес
Больше не хочу
Герпес герпес герпес
Герпес не люблю
Этот злой герпес
Больше не хочу
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Ethnocollection
Haahahaha
Haahahaha
Haahahaha
On a tous dans le cœur des p'tites vacances au Liban
Quand la vie était belle, et même le temps était bon
Assis dans un bar avec un thé de menthe
J'aurais préferé une bière, c'était un peu chiant
Et aume Raheb chantait -Et aume Raheb chantait
Et aume Raheb chantait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
Rärib si Urbig ä-änä därib
Talivä dahki äna talib
Rärib si Urbig ä-änä därib
Talivä dahki äna talib
Läkim ä buuki YAAINÄ BUUKI
Misii da Lä-i ULMA PALIB
Läkim ä buuki YAAINÄ BUUKI
Misii da Lä-i ULMA PALIB
Rärib si Urbig ä-änä därib
Avec le vol de retour le malheur a commencé
J'ai dû passer par Londres, mon vol était surchargé
Partout à Heathrow ils ont joué "Maidens best"
Ces Anglais n'ont pas de goût, ah conmme je les déteste
Et Dickinson criait -Et Dickinson criait
Et Dickinson criait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
Climb into the sky, never wonder why
Tailgunner, you're a tailgunner
Climb into the sky, never wonder why
Tailgunner, you're a tailgunner
Climb into the sky, never wonder why
Tailgunner, you're a tailgunner
Climb into the sky, never wonder why
Tailgunner, you're a tailgunner
Là, on m'a mis sur un vol pour Charles deGaulle
Mais malheureusement 'y avait des terroristes sur mon vol
C'étaient des Chéchènes et puis au lieu de Paris
Ils ont forcé le pilote à voler en Sibérie
Et la radio jouait -Et la radio jouait
Et la radio jouait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
Volela sam, volela
Volela sam ga
Čekala sam, čekala
Srce da mi da
Volela sam, volela
Volela sam ga
Čekala sam, čekala
Srce da mi da
On a tous dans le cœur une petite quippe à Irkutsk
Mais ça on a d'jà traité, dans une chanson nommée Flyuch
Reprenons l'histoire là où j'attends l'prochain avion
J'ai pas pu "backtrack"er, j'ai dû voler au Japon
E Nikolaj chantait -E Nikolaj chantait
E Nikolaj chantait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
Словно раненая птица
С оперением золотым,
На помост выйдешь ты,
И вижу, вижу я тебя счастливой.
Пой, для меня лишь пой, примадонна.
Пой раненой душой, примадонна.
Умирая каждый раз,
Смейся в лицо судьбе, примадонна.
Не привыкать тебе, примадонна,
К роли страшной и простой -
Быть звездой.
Mon plan était de tout de suite repartir en air
Mais après l'aterrissage, 'y avait un tremb'ment de terre
Ils ont fermé l'aeroport pour au moins quatre mois
Et me voilà tout perdu dans les rues d'Yokohama
Et Utada chantait
Et Utada chantait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
Kütu baii nara naii kiimuchiii
Intsukatse taaa taaii
Kütu baii nara naii kiimuchiii
Intsukatse taaa taaii
Comme ce sacré aeroport semblait pas reouvrir
Je suis parti en bateau, pour aller en Colombie
Je m'ennuyait sur mer pendant des mois et des mois
J'étais complètemant crevé, une fois à Barranquilla
Et Sergio Vargas chantait -Et Sergio Vargas chantait
Et Sergio Vargas chantait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
Las mujeres son las que ponen el sabor
Las mujeres son, sí señor
Las mujeres son las que ponen el sabor
Las mujeres son las que ponen el sason
Las mujeres son las que ponen el sabor
Las mujeres son, sí señor
Las mujeres son las que ponen el sabor
Las mujeres son, sí sí
Comme j'avais plus confiance d'voyager en avion
J'ai continué au Brésil, sur le toit d'un gros camion
C'est clair que c'était pas vraiment confortable
Mais enfin j'pouvais m'reposer, à Rio dans le sable
Et Samuel rappait -Et Samuel rappait
Et Samuel rappait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
Hey
Hey
Ouaa, bola na trave não altera o placar
Bola na área sem ninguém pra cabecear
Bola na rede pra fazer um gol
Quem não sonhou de ser jogador de futebol?
Comme j'avais plus d'argent, c'était bientôt "Au revoir"
J'ai pris le prochain bâteau, direction la côte d'Ivoire
Après un voyage qui semblait plus qu'éternel
J'esperais tout du moins, entendre ma langue maternelle
Mais Alpha Blondy chantait -Mais Alpha Blondy chantait
Mais Alpha Blondy chantait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
MIWA, MIWA eh MIWA NION
ôtih MIWA oh
MIWA Eh, MIWA, MIWA NION
ôtih SRAN KPA oh!
Na bohio
Na kinhio
Na wran-wran Miwa oh!
Na bohio
Na kinhio
Na satchi MIWA NION
L'ambassadeur français m'a bouké un vol deuxième classe
J'voulais pas voler, mais qu'est-ce que tu veux que je fasse
Au moins pour une fois il y avait une plaisante surprise
J'suis arrivé en une pièce, et même avec mes valises
Et aume Renaud chantait -Et aume Renaud chantait
Et aume Renaud chantait
Un truc qui m'colle encore au cœur et au corps
C'est pas l'homme qui prend la mer
C'est la mer qui prend l'homme
Mais elle prend pas la femme
Qui préfère la campagne
La mienne m'attend au port
Au bout de la jetée
L'horizon est bien mort
Dans ses yeux délavés
Assise sur une bitte
D'amarrage, elle pleure
Son homme qui la quitte
La mer c'est son malheur
Dès que le vent soufflera
Je repartira
Dès que les vents tourneront
Nous nous en allerons
Ho ho ho ho ho hissez haut ho ho ho
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Это было In Samobor
А сейчас Дамы и Господа я представляю найлучого гостя
Это великолепный DJ ЦветкоFF, уу!
Ааа это DJ ЦветкоFF
Gebutcht LIVE
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
Gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht, gebutcht
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Point Trouvé III
Samba school
- Sven, should I learn some trommeltje and join a samba school?
- What, a samba school, did I hear right?
- Ben ouais, a samba school quoi.
- But, but didn't you hear what they say here about samba schools?
- No, what do they say?
- Well... they say it's... i-it's a very dangerous place...
highly competitive, ..., and they even go as far as... as killing each other!
- They kill each other?
- Yes!
- But... but... I thought samba was all about alegria and stuff.
- Noo! How could you be so naive?
I-i-t's some kind of cut-throat business! All about money.
- But I just wanted to spread some joy!
- Don't even think about it, José! Please don't go there!
- Oh come on, it can't be that bad!
I've seen them on TV, they smile all the time.
- I don't know who put those ideas in your head!
Please think about it again before you do it. would you promise me that?
- Hmmm... OK.
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Sven the troubadour
At the age of 31 Sven discovered his true self
He took his metal guitar and put it on a shelve
Suddenly he knew for sure
He wanted to be a troubadour
He made this decision at a quarter to twelve
He went to Musique Boullard and he bought a lute
He didn't really like to use the flute
He kissed his wife goodbye
Let out one last sigh
And after that he left home for good
Conscious of all the dangers he would have to overcome
He nevertheless journeyed from kingdom to kingdom
He sang wonderful things
For queens and kings
And made these monarchs feel a bit less lonesome
Long liveth he, ho mighty king
His majesty is so overwhelming
He the true ruler of this land
Shall soon have the world within his hand
Laalalalahala laalalala-aha
Laalalalala laalalalaa
Laalalahalaha laalalahala
Laalalalala laalahalaa
The heart of many a princess he did conquer
But in no court did he throw out his anchor
He continued his ramble
Leaving hearts in shambles
After all he was just a lute wanker
He was offered silver and gold by many kings
But he didn't care for treasures and diamond rings
He preferred to stay poor
A poor troubadour
Not earthly were his belongings
With respect I do greet
Oh he my good lord
Sharp in his wits
And skilled at his sword
Hüühühüü-ü Hühühü-ühüü
Oololoololoolooloo
Laalala-ahoo aahaha-aho
Aaahaha-ahoo hooho-ohoo
Like an iron hand in a velvet glove
He ruleth his people with authority and love
Such a righteous king the world has never seen before
He's the new Messiah who arrived on this shore
Laalala-alaa laa-alalaa
Laa la la-a la-a la-alalalaa
Laa lalaala la lala
Laalalaaha la-aha-alaa
But one bad day Sven was brutally struck by fate
He arrived in a city, the hour was late
When out of a bar
Sounded distorted guitar
An Iron Maiden song was being played
He realised his love for metal had never died
He fought with himself with all his might
He would never be the same again
And as a broken man
He disappeared into the night
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I hate mosquitoes
- Ah, shit, I hate mosquitoes!
- What? You too? And I thought I was the only one!
- Really, you hate them too? Hah, and I thought I was the only one.
- It's amazing! I can't believe I meet another guy who feels the same.
Do you also hate it when they buzz around your head when you're trying to sleep?
- Uhuh, yeh, Yeah! Yes, that's right! And I thought I was alone with this problem.
I always find these bites so annoying.
- Yes, they keep itching me for hours and hours!
- Yeheh, me too, me too! E-hm And do you also sometimes eh get up in the middle of the night and...
- Yes, and turn out the light...
- Right yes, A-and try to kill them?
- Right, yes, yes!
- I never thought I'd meet somebody with the same problem as me.
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Libre
Tiene casi veinte años y ya está
cansado de soñar
Pero tras la frontera está su hogar
su mundo y su ciudad
Piensa que la alambrada sólo es
un trozo de metal
Algo que nunca puede detener
sus ansias de volar
Libre-PIIIP-, como el sol cuando amanece
yo soy libre, como el mar
Libre-PIIIP- como el ave que escapó
de su prisión y puede al fin volar
Libre-PIIIP- como el viento que recoge
mi lamento y mi pesar
Camino sin cesar detrás de la verdad
y sabré lo que es al fin la libertad
Con su amor por bandera se marchó
cantando una canción
Marchaba tan feliz que no escuchó
la voz que le llamó
Y tendido en el suelo se quedó
sonriendo y sin hablar
Sobre su pecho flores carmesí
brotaban sin cesar
Libre-PIIIP-, como el sol cuando amanece
yo soy libre, como el mar
Libre-PIIIP- como el ave que escapó
de su prisión y puede al fin volar
Libre-PIIIP- como el viento que recoge
mi lamento y mi pesar
Camino sin cesar detrás de la verdad
y sabré lo que es al fin la libertad
Libre-PIIIP-, como el sol cuando amanece
yo soy libre, como el mar
Libre-PIIIP- como el ave que escapó
de su prisión y puede al fin volar
Libre-PIIIP- como el viento que recoge
mi lamento y mi pesar
Camino sin cesar detrás de la verdad
y sabré lo que es al fin la libertad
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Geld wisselen
- Nee! Niet hier geld wisselen! Om de hoek is de koers twee cent beter!
- Ach, kom nou! Hier is het toch goed genoeg.
Je gaat toch niet om twee centjes zeuren.
- Maar als je elke keer twee centjes bij elkaar optelt maakt het heus wel wat uit.
- Ik wil mijn vakantie gewoon genieten, niet alleen maar geld tellen.
- Maar met meer geld kan je meer genieten.
- Voor die twee centjes? Dat betwijfel ik wel.
En bovendien wil ik ook niet in de rij zitten bij dit andere wisselkantoortje.
- En waarom denk je dan dat daar zo'n lange rij is?
Die mensen zijn gewoon verstandig.
- Sommige mensen hebben misschien zin om uren in de rij te wachten,
maar ik wil gewoon van mijn vakantie genieten.
- Nou, doe dan maar wat je wil, je luistert toch nooit naar me.
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Formule één
Pchhhpshhhchèuchhhuaaaa, inhale
Uaaaaah, inhale
Chuèuchuaauchueitikchuoetschuoetschuoetss, sneller
Sneller
Nog sneller, jaaa
tshhhchuoofsss
Ik krijg je wel
Je gaat eraan
Ik haal je in
Jaaaa, kchichichiiiuauau
Psshhhuaaahehehahaaa
Ik haal je in
Jaaa-ssspsssuaa
Shhhuèèwhehehahah heuwhaaahh
Piew
Pieew
Pieew!
Piew, ik ben een autootje!
Piew piewpiewpiew, en ik ga heel snellll, hahahahahahah haaa-a-a
Ik ben een formule één autootje
Piew piew piew piew tiew tiew tiew
Ik ga minstens driehonderd kilometer per uur
Piew piew piew piew piew
Ik ben een autootje
Een autootje!
Een autootjeee!!!
Sssschikchuaazaawhahahahaa
Ik ben zo snel
Jaa jaaa jaapsskchchchtskgrtskgrtskgrtstschchhh
Ik ga je inhale
Jaaaskchtstssususschuaaa
Je heb geen kanssehahaahaa
Pssstskgrrrtkch-aabuaa, ik ben een autootje
Fshshlshshlshtkchkchuautstspuatshkchh, ik ben heel snel autootje
S-sktskgraafsoochuè, ik krijg je wel
Hihhihhihih
Chiauautstskchpwokchhhkchotssaaa, ga opzij
Fchch, ik wil er langs
Want ik ben veel sneller
Joeetschkuaachhhk hèèèè
Oprotte
Ik wil er langs, chchch
Want ik ben veel sneller dan jij
Ik ga je inhale
Jaa ss
Jaaaa Shshchiooshiookchoo
Jaaaah
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Kasztany
- Najlepsze kasztany są na placu Pigalle.
- Zuzanna lubi je tylko jesienią.
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I piss on the grave of Evita Perón
I'm torn apart by Quilmes to the verge of explosión
I can't reach the toledos, so strong is the presión
I surrender here and now, this can no longer go on
And I piss on the grave of Evita Perón
Peace overwhelms me upon this liberación
This is the true expression of my pasión
I piss on the grave of Evita Perón
I piss on the avenida of Evita Perón
I piss on the plaza of Evita Perón
And I piss on the barrio of Evita Perón
Again these Quilmes, que maledicción
That brought me in this awkward situación
Desperately I search for a solución
And I piss on the statue of Evita Perón
It's a massive magmatic fusión
That escapes my body in erupción
I piss on the grave of Evita Perón
I piss on the avenida of Evita Perón
I piss on the plaza of Evita Perón
And I piss on the barrio of Evita Perón
This Quilmes again, what have I done
It's very tough to swallow for an eslon
Ah, this public humiliación
And I piss on the plaza of Evita Perón
Oh, what a sweet vindicación
I am released, justice is done
I piss on the grave of Evita Perón
I piss on the avenida of Evita Perón
I piss on the plaza of Evita Perón
And I piss on the barrio of Evita Perón
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The dilemma
- I never tan on my body.
I wish there would be t-shirts that are transparent to the UV but not to visible light,
so I could keep my t-shirt on and tan at the same time.
- Wow! That could be a great idea, yeah! Do you think it's possible?
- I don't know, it's difficult, but it would be a real niche.
- Who, yeah i guess you could make a lot of money with it.
But then... Problem is... all chicks would walk around in this t-shirt
and you wouldn't see any topless ones on the beach anymore.
- Oh yeah... I didn't think o' that.
- Right. So.. So maybe you should keep your invention secret.
- This is a dilemma allright, but on the other hand:
If I'm filthy rich they walk around topless for me anyway.
- Yeah that's a point yeah, but, but then what about the others?
- I don't care about the others!
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Schoolgirls
Yeah
Aow!
On Saturdays I can't wait for Monday morning
When the kids go to school again
I plant myself in front of the schoolyard
And watch the schoolgirls arrive at ten
But don't get me wrong, I'm not a pervert
I don't touch, I only look at them
And I only look at the older ones
I think this proves how decent I am
Only seventeen
My little school queen
Still so pure and clean
At least that's what it seems
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
I like it when they walk across the schoolyard
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
Trying to be shy but not too hard
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
I like their school uniforms with their checkered short skirt
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
With some forms appearing under their shirts
I only look at the ones above seventeen
Below that age it'd be a bit sick
Actually it'd be allowed above sixteen
But to play it safe seventeen is what I pick
Of course some may look a bit older than they are
But sometimes guessing is a bit hard
So don't you think I'm one of those
When you see me hanging around the schoolyard
Only seventeen
My little school queen
Still so pure and clean
At least that's what it seems
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
I like it when they walk across the schoolyard
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
Trying to be shy but not too hard
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
I like their school uniforms with their checkered short skirt
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
With some forms appearing under their shirts, aow
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
I like it when they walk across the schoolyard
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
Trying to be shy but not too hard
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
I like their school uniforms with their checkered short skirt
Schoolgirls, I like them schoolgirls
With some forms appearing under their shirts
When I think of you I see stars
One kiss of you heals all my scars
The soft wind blowing through your hair
I need your touch like a flame needs air
Oh please, don't look away
Don't make me suffer another day
Your eyes are like moonlight mirrored in a lake
The way you smile is as fragile as a snowflake
You're like an angel in the sky
My love for you will never die
Oh please, don't look away
Don't make me suffer another day
Oh please, don't look away
Don't make me suffer another day
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Pindas crunchen
- Ich will dieses Pinda crunchen!
- Aber wieso? Kannst du deine Wut nicht anders ausdrücken?
- Ich bin gar nicht wütend, ich will nur dieses Pinda crunchen.
- Aber dieses Pinda hat dir nichts getan!
- Na und? Ich will es einfach crunchen!
- Aber warum muss die Unschuld immer das Opfer von diesen sinnlosen Taten sein?
- So ist es halt!
CRUNCH
- Aah!
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Clandestino
Solo voy con mi pena
Sola va mi condena
Correr e mi destino
Para burar la ley
Perdido me corazón
De la grande Babylon
Me dicen el clandestino
Por no llevar papel
Pau na ciudad de norte
Yo me fui a trabajar
Mi vida la dejer
Entre ceu caijiracar
Soy una praya nel mar
Fantasmar la ciudad
Mi vida vai prohibida
Dicer autoridad
Solo voy con mi pena
Sola va mi condena
Correr e mi destino
Por no llevar papel
Perdido me corazón
De la grande Babylon
Me dicen el clandestino
Yo soy el quebra ley
Mano negra clandestina
Peruano clandestino
Africano clandestino
Marijuana ilegal
Solo voy con mi pena
Sola va mi condena
Correr e mi destino
Para burar la ley
Perdido me corazón
De la grande Babylon
Me dicen el clandestino
Por no llevar papel
Argelino clandestino
Nigeriano clandestino
Boliviano clandestino
Mano Negra ilegal
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Estamos llegando
- Estamos llegando.
- ¡Si, si, estamos llegando en La Boca!
- Me gusta muy mejor que La Recoleta.
- ¡Si me... me gusta el Caminito!
- Tambien me gusta la Avenida Corrientes.
- ¿Y que pienses de Siga la vacca?
- ¡Me gusta mucho! Me gusta la carne.
- Pero ahora yo tengo que vuelver en mi barrio La Manzana.
- ¡Ah, tu vives en La Manzana!
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Der perfekte Gringo
Ich bin der perfekte Gringo,
ich kauf' jedes Souvenir
Und es macht mir gar nichts aus
das Fünffache zu zahlen für mein Bier
Ich mag es wenn man meinen Namen
in ein Reisskorn graviert
Und wenn in einer Strandbar
spontan ein Mädchen mit mir konversiert
Die Einheimischen sind immer hilfsbereit
und tragen gern mein Gepäck
Da kann man auch drüber hinwegsehn
wenn plötzlich der Koffer ist weg
Wenn ich mich auf der Strasse befinde
bin ich häufig etwas verwirrt
Da bin ich doch wirklich dankbar
wenn mich ein Taxifahrer in sein Taxi zerrt
Meine Schuhe sind immer dreckig
aber das macht nicht alle Welt
Denn es gibt immer nette Leute
die sie mir putzen gegen ein kleines Entgelt
Geh ich an ein Restaurant vorbei
auch wenn sich der Hunger nicht so spürt
So weiss ich es doch zu schätzen
wenn mich ein Kellner an einen Tisch führt
Bäää...
Am Besten mag ich die Restaurants
wo es ein Menü auf Deutsch gibt
Die Übersetzung ist zwar nicht immer perfekt
Vor allem in den Preisen hat man sich vertippt
Ich geh auch gern auf Stadtrundfahrten
Man bekommt die ganze Stadt zu Gesicht
Vor allem wenn die einheimische Bevölkerung
spontan in einen Folkloretanz ausbricht
Und diese tollen Strassenschaus
sind ja wirklich amüsant
Ich geb' gern ein paar Münzen
an Pantomim und Musikant
Damit ich auch gut ankomme
in den einheimischen Pubs
Kauf ich gern ein T-shirt
des lokalen Fussball-Clubs
Mancher ist etwas ungeschickt
und giesst Kaffee über mein Hemd
Aber er hilft sofort putzen
und ich fühl mich gleich nicht mehr so fremd
Es ist manchmal auch ganz praktisch
wenn der Tag zu Ende läuft
Wenn so ein zuvorkommender Herr
Erdnüsse und Getränke verkäuft
Will ich meine Eindrücke festhalten
kommt jemand mit einer Polaroid
Und bannt mich mitsamt Umgebung
fluks auf ein Stück Zelluloid
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T'aurais pu parquer plus près
- Ah, t'es nul-euh! On aurait pu parquer plus près!
Regarde là, 'y avait une place là!
- Mais c'est égale, on peut s'promener un peu, quoi.
- S'promener, j'm'en fous moi. prffl!
Après pour revenir, il faudra encore marcher.
- Et puis quoi alors? C'est bien de marcher, quoi.
- Pff, t'es vraiment nul-euh!
Là regarde-là, le mec-là il va prendre la place, ah, t'es con-euh.
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A busca do troaaaa
Essa música é sobre um cara chamado Xxxx
Que estava em busca do troaaaa TROAAAA
Ele saiu de Chapada dos Guimarães
No meio da floresta de Matogrosso
TROAAAA
A um lugar onde ninguém ousou meter o pé
Um lugar causando medo no mundo inteiro
Tão misterioso e oculto
E onde a vida é engolido por escuridão
Você já ouviu o troaaaa? TROAAAA
Você já viu o troaaaa? TROAAAA
Quero ver o troaaaa TROAAAA
Seu voô, seu pouso, seu grito
TROAAAA
TROAAAA, TROAAAA, TROAAAA
Você já ouviu o troaaaa? TROAAAA
Você já viu o troaaaa? TROAAAA
Quero ver o troaaaa TROAAAA
Seu voô, seu pouso, seu grito
Ele chegou numa caverna
Em torno da caverna a vida parecia ter sumido
Do fundo oscuro da caverna saiu o som da asas
Batendo to troaaaa TROAAAA que se uniu à luz do dia
TROAAAA
De fora da caverna e brinda
A eternidade da morte
E finalmente ele ouviu o som
O som que ele tinha esperado a vida inteira
Você já ouviu o troaaaa? TROAAAA
Você já viu o troaaaa? TROAAAA
Quero ver o troaaaa TROAAAA
Seu voô, seu pouso, seu grito
TROAAAA
TROAAAA, TROAAAA
Você já ouviu o troaaaa? TROAAAA
Você já viu o troaaaa? TROAAAA
Quero ver o troaaaa TROAAAA
Seu voô, seu pouso, seu grito
Derrepente ele sentiu um sombro
Seu coração começou a correr
E enquanto sentiu o seu sangue congelar-se
Ele vi o visto do qual ninguém volta
TROAAAA !!!
Song of the florest
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Ich Bin Drogué
Volkslied van Tolhuin
Orélie Antoine was onze man
maar toen kwamen de gauchos eran
En hakten hem toen in de pan
en hij joeg de Yamahas achter ons an
Wij zijn naar Vlaanderen gevlucht
Maar nu komen wij weer terug
En wij vallen nu erg vlug
De boze vijand in zijn rug
Leve de Tolhuinsche biarchie
Ten gedechtenis aan Orélie
Altijd zullen wij onze twee koningen
Met respect eren en bezingen
Over sneeuw en ijs en wolken grijs
maakten wij die gevaarlijke reis
Geleid door onze vorsten wijs
Araucanië was onze eerste prijs
Patagonië werd overmand
en doorgemarcheerd naar het kernland
Tot in onze harten het vuur ontbrandt
De hoofdstad Tolhuin is terug in onze hand
Leve de Tolhuinsche biarchie
Ten gedechtenis aan Orélie
Altijd zullen wij onze twee koningen
Met respect eren en bezingen
De heil'ge stad Tolhuin is ons fortuin
Wij zijn zo trots erop mannekens te zijn
Trappistenkrijgers krijgt ge niet klein
Wij overwonnen Yamaha en Argentijn
Onze mooie biarchie
Is veel beter dan een democratie
We hebben zelfs een politie
Tegen muzikale anarchie
Leve de Tolhuinsche biarchie
Ten gedechtenis aan Orélie
Altijd zullen wij onze twee koningen
Met respect eren en bezingen
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The Rock Police (RoPo)
If you're fed up of all the pop, please don't hang your head down
Soon you will be released of all this noise, 'cause the Rock Police is comin' ta town
Are you a headbanger who's had enough of jazz, we've got good news for you
The Rock Police is gonna roam your streets, they will only let rock go through
The Rock Police, the Rock Police
Better hide your CDs of the Bee Gees
The Rock Police, the Rock Police
All this wanker music is going to cease
If sey catch you list'ning to R'n'B, sey will surely put you in your place
Better afoid classical crap, oserwise sey'll smash your face
Should you hear tekkno from your neighbour's appartement, chust give se RoPo a call
Sey know how to deal wis such assholes, soon you'll have no problems at all
The Rock Police, the Rock Police
If you don't like rock, sey vill kick you in your tees
The Rock Police, the Rock Police
Sey vill kick you in your balls and shoot you in your knees
The Rock, HOI!, the Rock, HOI! the Rock Police
The Rock, HOI!, the Rock, HOI! the Rock Police
Se Rock, HEI!, se Rock, HEI! se Rock Police
Se Rock, HEI!, se Rock, HEI! se Rock Police
Die RoPo strebt nach einer Rock-Gesellschaft mit Ordnung und Disziplin
Sie werden alles Unkraut vernichten, das ist die radikalste Medizin
Unbelehrbare werden in Rock-Lager geschickt, wo man ihnen den Teufel austreibt
Wobei für die, die dann immer noch nicht spuren, nur noch die Endlösung bleibt
Se Rock Police, se Rock Police
Sey'll put you in a shower vere it's hard to brease
Se Rock Police, se Rock Police
Sey'll crush your skull before you've time to sneeze
Se Rock Police, se Rock Police
You will not get out of here in one piece
Se Rock Police, se Rock Police
Sey will hang your poties from se highest trees
Se Rock Police, se Rock Police
Einz, zwei, drei, Schiess!!!
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Les blobs
Ils entrent en groupe, près à attaquer
Mais ils n'arrivent pas à passer le tourniquet
Oulalalalaalaa, j'espère qu'ça reste comme ça
Sinon 'n'hésiteraient pas à tomber tous sur moi
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent le bus
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent le bus
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent le bus
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent le bus
Ils arrivent tous en bande, avec leurs paniers
Près à attaquer la caisse du super-marché
Oulalalalaalaa, j'espère que je passe avant
Sinon vont tout bloquer avec leurs culs de jument
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'supermarché
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'supermarché
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'supermarché
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'supermarché
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent le bus
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent le bus
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent le bus
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent le bus
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'supermarché
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'supermarché
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'supermarché
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'supermarché
Dans l'escalier roulant ils sont en formation
Ils entrent un par un et se mettent en position
Oulalalalaalaa, je ne peux plus bouger
Il faut que je fasse gaffe sinon vont m'écraser
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'escalier
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'escalier
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'escalier
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'escalier
Et même sur l'trottoir on risque de se faire tuer
Z'arrivent en face de moi, je n'peux plus m'échapper
Oulalalalaalaa, ils veulent pas s'arrêter
Si je fais pas quelquechose, j'vais mourrir étouffé
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'trottoir
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'trottoir
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'trottoir
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'trottoir
N'reculent devant rien, ils attaquent même l'cinéma
'Y en a un qui s'approche, veut s'asseoir à côté d'moi
Oulalalalaalaa, il faut que j'partes en vitesse
Il va m'écrabouiller avec 16 tonnes de graisse
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent le cinéma
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent le cinéma
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent le cinéma
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent le cinéma
Et même dans le métro, ça d'vait bien arriver
Ils euh sont tous en ligne, postés devant l'entrée
Oulalalalaalaa, j'arrive pas à passer
Putain, bordelle de merde, J'vais râter mon arrêt
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'métro
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'métro
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'métro
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'métro
Ils sont vraiment partout, même dans l'ascenceur
Et ils sont au moins cinque, oh oh j'ai vachement peur
Oulalalalaalaa, l'ascenceur va s'bloquer
Bientôt il'y'aura plus d'air, et on va tous crever
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'ascenceur
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'ascenceur
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'ascenceur
Les blobs, les blobs, attaquent l'ascenceur
Maintenant dans l'couloir, ils viennent des deux côtés
Cette fois 'y pas d'issue, je crois qu'j'vais y rester
Oulalalalaalaa, cette fois c'est la dernière
Je vais m'faire applâtir par cette montagne de chair
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'couloir
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'couloir
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'couloir
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'couloir
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'couloir
Les blobs, les blobs, les blobs attaquent l'couloixx
Les blobs xxx-axx..
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Ace Of Spades
If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
Whoo hoo hoo oo
Ah ah aa oh
Whee hee hee yeah
Whoo hoo hoo oo
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say
Whoo hoo hoo oo
Ah ah aa
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades
The Ace Of Spades, whoo
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all a game to me,
Whoo hoo hoo oo
Ah ah aa haa
Whoo hoo hoo hoo
Ah ah aow,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you
Whoo hoo hoo hoo
Ah ah aow,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades, whoo
The Ace Of Spades, aow
You know I'm born to lose,
And gambling is for fools,
That's the way I like it baby, come on suck my dick,
And don't forget the joker!
Who hoo
Aow
Hee hee hee
Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
Whoo hoo hoo oo
Ah ah haa
Whoo hoo hoo hoo
Ah ah aow,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
Whoo hoo oo hoo
Ha ha haa,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades, oo
The Ace Of Spades, ah
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Pot
How can you stand being in Peru
On the holy grounds of Machu Picchu
Right at the feet of the Inka god
And not to be allowed to smoke some pot
You have to legalise marijuana at places that are zen
We want to establish mystical contact with the ancient men
Just imagine being in Reims
Being overwhelmed by a spiritual trance
In the cathedral blessed by the holy pope
How can it be that you can't smoke dope
You have to legalise marijuana at places that are zen
We want to establish mystical contact with the ancient men
You have to permit the use of ganja at world heritage sites
In order for us to be able to perform some religious rites
At the feet of the great pyramid
A bong full of grass is what we need
To enter in a close symbiosis
With Amon, Ra, Horus, and Osiris
You have to legalise marijuana at places that are zen
We want to establish mystical contact with the ancient men
You have to permit the use of ganja at world heritage sites
In order for us to be able to perform some religious rites
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Über Dialektik und Heuristik im außermoralischen Sinne
I don't know why we bother playing for you at all
You're too much of a dilettante to understand this
You, whose major challenge is the determinism of a 4/4 beat
Will never comprehend the refined rhythm of this song
You expect a trivial rhyme at every line
You will never grasp our asynchronic rhetoric
We will drain your cognitive perceptions
With a few fifth-diminished chords
And our myxolydian harmonies
It's an insult for us to be played in the radio and be associated with musical mediocrity
Our grandeur is wasted on this world populated by minables
This cesspool of banality
Here's an example of how mundane you are
Do you understand the following theme:
No? We're not surprised
Playing it to you was like throwing pearls to the pigs
It's better to stop here
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Poulate
Evely day I get hundleds of questions flom toulist
Asking whele Poulate is, which doesn't exist
They come with the Ronery Pranet open on page nine
Saying Poulate's light hele, it's a dilty rie
Poulate is not hele ol anothel prace
It is nowhele on this wolrd, ol ersewhele in space
Prease don't come 'lound hele, rooking fol Poulate
I terr you it's not hele, go to Zimbabwe
What do they arr want hele, in a prace so smarr
Even if it would exist, It'd be a shithore
It is not on Hokkaido, nol in Okinawa
It doesn't even have a view on Fujiyama
Poulate is not hele ol anothel prace
It is nowhele on this wolrd, ol ersewhele in space
Prease don't come 'lound hele, rooking fol Poulate
I terr you it's not hele, go to Zimbabwe
Where the hell's this Poulate from this fucking book
I've been asing all around, but noone knows a plook
It says clearly on page nine, Poulate is there
But when I ask the locals, they look at me in despair
I can't get information, no matter how I try
You cannot trust these fucking Japs, all they do is lie
And this book is also crap, it doesn't get you far
Next time I go on holidays, I'll buy the Guide Routard
Arr because of a typo of Ml. Boundo
If I evel meet this guy, I know what to do
If this gaijin had honoul, he'd commit sepuku
But he has no plide, he doesn't have a crue
Poulate is not hele ol anothel prace
It is nowhele on this wolrd, ol ersewhele in space
Prease don't come 'lound hele, rooking fol Poulate
I terr you it's not hele, go to Zimbabwe
Poulate is not hele ol anothel prace
It is nowhele on this wolrd, ol ersewhele in space
Prease don't come 'lound hele, rooking fol Poulate
I terr you it's not hele, go to Zimbabwe
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José the undead
Two weeks ago I had a terrible accident
I thought I was going to die
But I stepped out of the carwreck unharmed
Although I had seen death before my eye
It seemed like a miracle
And I thanked Thor, the god of rain
For having spared me
From dying in terrible pain
But then, suddenly, last week
A green spot appeared on my skin
And within only a few days
It took my whole body in
Then my meat started to rot
And to fall off my bones
Blood came out of all my pores
And I began making unusual groans
Am I alive or am I dead?
Did my soul from my body fled?
Terrifying thoughts run through my head
Am I becoming an undead?
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaxxx
I resign myself to it
I know now where I belong
I'm going to live with my fellow undead
This decision cannot be wrong
So I'm heading for the graveyard
With the undead is my place
I can no longer deny it
This is the future I have to face
Xxxxaa
Xxxxaa
Don't look at me with those empty eyes
Don't stare at me with such despice
I may not like to torture and kill
But one of yours I am still
See my skin so green and my flesh so blue
I am an undead, just like you
Just like yours, death took my mind
Please accept me as your kind
I have tried to reach you my hand
But from your society I'm being banned
Against such ignorance there is no cure
I will now leave you in your manure
And here comes the plastic surgery!
I resign myself to it
I know now where I belong
I'm going to live with the living
This decision cannot be wrong
So I'm heading for the city
With the living is my place
I can no longer deny it
This is the future I have to face
Whaaa
WHAAAAAAaaaaaaa
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Question
Question: Dibidabadibidabadibidabadaa?
- Labadidadii badadidadidadaa
Vraag: Dugudugudzip dzappawliep wlap paa?
- Schupputucketick ticketickatiekatuk
Pregunta: Schlappatum pfampf frappatipatniep pnaa?
- Schlipatup plup plup platakatakaa
Spørsmål: Knumpf dupa tnit tsnatta pnikapnott pnaa?
- Schlupp schliep lukketak blupatikatok
Richiesta: Fnu pnitatappatut nikapnott pnaa?
- Nekkatoi Tetakoi katakotakaa
Вопрос: Tagadug tzigidigidup nikiknaa?
- Schlup schlapp tigidig bodobotopom
Pergunta: Frm tsnidüdepfnt lattaknüt pnaa?
- Hüsk lüsk srät tsüts srättetukatumm
Erótima: Tudidigetak pogodikapfnit pnaa?
- Schlopatickatik pfrlut tlakkatickapok
Question: Flundatsnik knüp tnats nickapfnt aa?
- Schlick schlack rrt rrt p'tek'tikop
Frage: Bum wappatsipatsapp pong kakataa?
- Schlupp schlappati pat luppepup pom
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Satan
Een voorwoord van Drs P
Drs P:
Zeer geëerde dames en heren. Ik vertel u nu het verhaal, of nee, het is meer een saga... of is het een legende? Nou ja, dat speelt eigenlijk ook geen rol. In ieder geval: Het gaat over Sven die op een gegeven dag... maar zo ver zijn wij nog niet. Laten wij met het begin beginnen:
Het begon allemaal rond 5000 jaar geleden toen de boze engel Lucifer besloot op aarde terug te keren. Hij was namelijk... maar dat weet u natuurlijk wel, u heeft tenslotte ook de bijbel gelezen, dus terzake:
Om zijn boosaardig werk op aarde te volbrengen nam hij de heerschappij over van de lichamen van arme zielen. Zo was hij bijvoorbeeld verantwoordelijk voor de boze daden van Keizer Caligula. Maar ook Dschingis Khan ontkwam niet aan een stipvisite van de heer der donkerheid. En als u dacht dat Machiavelli zijn wijze van heersen zonder vreemde help uitgevonden heeft, heeft u het mis. En de hand van Hiëronymus Bosch werd gevoerd door niemand minder dan Beelzebub, bij het schilderen. En ook de onmenselijke theorieën van Adam Smith waren het product van de boze adem van Satan. En zonder de energie van de heer der vliegen had Joachim von Ribbentropp nooit zijn handtekening onder het Molotov-pakt kunnen zetten. En de hulp van Behemoth was essentieel in het wrede komplot, Patrice Lumumba te vermoorden. Toegegeven, de Belgen waren ook geïnvolveerd in dit geval, maar daarom gaat het in dit verhaal niet. Bovendien, een Nederlander is altijd suspect als hij iets onaardigs over onze zuidelijke buren zegt, zelfs als de Nederlander in kwestie eigenlijk een Zwitser is. En in die ellende met Allende was ook Lucifers alas Augusto Pinochets hand verborgen. Ook de talrijke offers van het Rode Khmer regime zijn te wijden aan een lijfsvisite van de heerser over het hellevuur aan Pol Pot. Misschien vraagt u zich af, wat Satan tegen Kuwaitis heeft, want het was ook hij die in het lichaam van Saddam Hussein de invasie van 1990 organiseerde. En laat het gezegd zijn aan iedereen die het boze licht zag flikkeren in de ogen van Siniša Mihajlović tijdens Joegoslavië-Slowenië (3:3), dat hier ook de machten van de onderwereld aan het werk waren. En de atomare bedreiging van Kim Young... oeps, ik grijp vooruit. Dit verhaal gaat over de periode toen het arme offer van Satans bezoek de onschuldige gitarist Sven was. Wij stoppen op het moment, waarin Sven plotseling een eigenaardige pijn boven zijn ogen voelde.
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Enthralled
Sven:
I can't believe
The way that I feel
There's a pain above my eyes
It feels so unreal
So unreal
So unreal
Oh so unreal
So unreal, so unreal, so unreal
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
SOLO
My mind is in turmoil
I begin to feel unfree
It feels like a demon
Is trying to enthrall me
Enthrall me
Enthrall me
Enthrall me, wnthrall me, enthrall me
Enthrall me
Ah
Oh, enthrall me
Ah
Oo
Whaa
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
SOLO
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Tam religiosus sum
Sven & others:
Aaaa
I'm so religious
I believe so much in god
He's in my flesh
And also in my blood
He sacrificed us his son
And gave us our daily/holy food
We'll all go to heaven
But only if we're good
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
I'm so religious
I'm filled with holy ghost
To please the holy father
I'd do my uttermost
Jesus died on the cross
To free us from our sins
In the battle against evil
The bible always wins
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Before I met the reverend
My life made no sense
But now I am so happy
I'm in his capable hands
I don't need to think
Over is my fight
He takes my decisions (for me)
The reverend's always right
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Sometimes I lose all hope
When things get pretty rough
But then the reverend tells me
My faith's not strong enough
Then I have to give him money
As a punishment
Then I immediately feel better
He is a real good friend
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
He says money's the root of all evil
So hear now what he does
In an act of sacrifice
He takes this burden from us
But anyway we're here
In order to praise the lord
That's why we sing this song
And play these beautiful chords
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Sometimes he takes one of us
Into a little room
Who then returns all happy
Having been saved from doom
It's usually the women
That get blessed like this
I guess it's because they're evil
As said in Genesis
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
He's also a real child lover
They are really in luck
He gives them special treatment
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Een korte uitleg door Drs P
Drs P:
Misschien vraagt u zich af, wat er nu precies gebeurt is. Geen wonder, het was ook niet bepaald duidelijk, dus ik leg het maar even uit.
Zoals u waarschijnlijk al begrepen had, was Sven er niet zo blij over, dat Satan bezit van zijn lichaam genomen had. En het feit dat dit klaarblijkelijk met hoofdpijn gepaard gaat, maakte het er ook al niet beter op. Het viel duidelijk te merken hoe verward hij was toen hij een methodistenkerk bijtrad. Een van de gezangen die hij daar zong, heeft u zoëven gehoord. De rest wil ik u besparen, maar laat het u gezegd zijn, dat Sven zelfs in zijn pitoyable toestand niet lang lid van deze kerkgemeente bleef. Tenslotte had het ook niet echt geholpen. Zodra Lucifer eenmaal een drager gekozen heeft, laat hij zich niet zo makkelijk verjagen, laat staan dat de hoofdpijn overging. Dus uiteindelijk legde Sven zich erbij neer en besloot, een goede Satan te worden. Wat wil je, hij had maar weinig keus.
Jammer genoeg was het voor hem de eerste keer, dat hij dit probeerde, dus hij had maar weinig ervaring. Boosaardig zijn klinkt dan wel eenvoudig, maar probeert u het maar eens. U zult merken, het valt vies tegen. Gelukkig heeft de heerser der donkelheid voor zulke gevallen voorgezorgd. Hij stelt zijn incarnaties altijd een willige helper terzijde, die hen bij hun eersten stappen in richting Satanheid behulpelijk is. In Svens geval werd deze opgave overgenomen door de bekwame Sergio Panzer, die zijn sporen al verdiend had met talrijke voormalige Satanskandidaten. Maar laten wij Sergio de kans geven, zich zelf voor te stellen.
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Sergio Panzer
Sergio Panzer:
I am Sergio Panzer
Messenger of hell
I am here to help Sven
Fulfill his evil spell
I will stand by his side
Follow him through thick and thin
Do my best to guide him
No matter what trouble he's in
SOLO
Should doubt come upon my master
I'll be here to show
That the path of evil
Is the way for him to go
To help fulfill the mission
I would give my life
Sacrifice all my loved ones
Children, friends and wife ...woaw
SOLO
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Rex Viae
Sven:
Drivin' down the highway in my Ford Mustang
I set the road on fire
Drivin' at twice the speed limit
The asphalt melting under my tires
Cruisin' on my way from Bari to Rome
I overtake the whole lot
All these suckers in their Nissan Micras
I find they should be shot
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
Flying over the cobblestones of the Appia Antica
I can feel the cops breathing down my neck
But they didn't count on the king of the road
So soon I have them way behind my back
Arriving on the Piazza Venezia
The traffic is real hardcore
Those bagios drive just as crazy as I
So I hit the gas some more
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
I am the king o' the road
I'm driving you dood
All the kippetjes go bloot
Stick this down your throat, aow
SOLO
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babybabybaby I'm the king o' the road
King o' the road, king o' the road
Babyba
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Italianità
Drs P:
Wat u hier hoort, zijn Svens medegevangenen in de gemeentegevangenis van Rome, Italië. Hij was hier terechtgekomen door 200 kilometer per uur te snel te rijden in het stadscentrum, wat zelfs in Italië ietwat overdreven is. Toen Sven hoorde waarvoor zijn medegevangenen, hoe men het noemt, zaten, realiseerde hij dat te snel rijden toch niet echt het toppunt van kriminaliteit voorstelt, en dat jij nog veel werk voor zich had voor hij een goede Satan zou zijn. Ook besefte hij, dat de mogelijkheden, boze daden te verrichten, in een gevangeniscel erg beperkt zijn. Gelukkig had zijn trouwe assistent zijn portemonnaie al bereid om de kautie te betalen. Hij was dit wel gewend, tenslotte was Sven niet Sergios eerste meester, en bovendien kon hij het sowieso op de onkostendeclaratie zetten en later van de duivel terugvragen.
Zodra onze gitarist weer in vrijheid was, besloot hij iets boosaardigs op grotere schaal te doen, iets wat een beetje meer impact zou hebben dan de tempolimiet voor autoverkeer te breken. Toen kwam het waanzinnige idee bij hem op, alle bomen van de wereld te vernietigen, om de levensgrondlage van de mensheid te elimineren. Alhoewel dit idee zeker goed was, was Sergio Panzer niet overtuigd van de uitvoerbaarheid van dit plan, maar hij had geen kans, zijn meester van deze opzet af te brengen
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Les arbres
Sven:
Leurs branches obscures et tordues
Cette obscinité mise à nu
Toute cette fausse majesté
Ne fait que me donner la nausée
Et les voici toujours prêts
Regroupés dans leur forêt
Tous ces chênes et les hêtres
Insultent l'œuvre de mon maître
Les arbres, les arbres
Ils sont partout, ils me dégoûtent
Ce sont les soldats de mes ennemis
Les arbres, les arbres
Symboles puants de la réligion
Ils m'enferment dans leurs vulgaires méandres
Les flammes de l'enfer les transforméront
En cendres
Les labyrinthes de leurs racines
Me tourmentent et m'assassinent
Leurs grands troncs cylindriques
Transmettent leurs pulsions lubriques
Leurs écorces disgracieuses
Ne sont qu'une enveleuppe vicieuse
Cette immobile monstruosité
Va sans exception être arrachée
Les arbres, les arbres
Ils sont partout, ils me dégoûtent
Ce sont les soldats de mes ennemis
Les arbres, les arbres
Symboles puants de réligion
Ils m'enferment dans leurs vulgaires méandres
Les flammes de l'enfer les transformeront
En cendres
SOLO
A travers leurs feuilles grouillantes
Recouvertes d'une immonde fiente
Le regard de Satan ne peut traverser
Les ténèbres du maître sont bloquées
Sur eux vivent de viles criatures
Cette pourriture de la nature
Tous lentement ils brûleront
Les forges de l'enfer ils nourriront
Les arbres, les arbres
Ils sont partout, ils me dégoûtent
Ce sont les soldats de mes ennemis
Les arbres, les arbres
Symboles puants de religion
Ils m'enferment dans leurs vulgaires méandres
Les flammes de l'enfer les transformeront
En cendres
Les arbres, les arbres
Ils sont partout, ils me dégoûtent
Ce sont les soldats de mes ennemis
Les arbres, les arbres
Symboles puants de religion
Ils m'enferment dans leurs vulgaires méandres
Les flammes de l'enfer les transformeront
En cendres
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Sjekking
Det er lenge siden man kunne
Forføre noen i senk
Å snakke om installasjonskunst
Best sjekkestedet
Gode muligheter, både
Baren og i sofaene
Ken også være veldig dårlig
Kan være bra
Få låne du ! Jepp Lett
Jobber du med? Skal vi gå
Er du her ofte? Nei
Mikke mus År i år
Whohohohoo, fra midnatt og utover
Whohohohoo, tja ikke helt på topp
Helen tiden. Selv når det
Ikke er ønskut,
Eller kjæresten sitte
Ved siden av
Kjøttmarkedet finner du
Andre steder, men stearin
Og akkurat passe dempet
Bolysning gjør
Få låne du ! Jepp Lett
Jobber du med? Skal vi gå
Er du her ofte? Nei
Mikke mus År i år
Whohohohoo, fra midnatt og utover
Whohohohoo, tja ikke helt på topp
SOLO
Selv om du i helgene må
Rope inn i ørene
Til de du har valgt det ut
Blir fort spytting
Det er i det minste svært
Mye kroppskontakt her
Om du skulle mangle gode
Sjekkelinjer
Få låne du ! Jepp Lett
Jobber du med? Skal vi gå
Er du her ofte? Nei
Mikke mus År i år
Whohohohoo, fra midnatt og utover
Whohohohoo, tja ikke helt på topp
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Norskhet
Drs P:
Wij ontmoeten Sven weer in een bar in Oslo, Noorwegen, in het proces, een persoon van vrouwelijk geslacht en dubieuse sexuele moraal... enfin, u weet wat ik bedoel, te versieren voor een hier niet nader genoemd doel. Wat dit met Satanswerding te maken heeft, vraagt u zich af. Ik eigenlijk ook, maar ik kan tenminste uitleggen hoe hij hier terechtgekomen is.
Zoals u wel al had kunnen vermoeden, was het plan met die bomen niet gelukt, waarop Sergio Panzer voorstelde naar Noorwegen te gaan, daar hij gehoord had, dat in dit land satanisme al een gevorderde staat bereikt had, wat Sven zeker zou kunnen benutten om een boosaardig leger om zich te verzamelen en op de paden van de Noormannen de wereld te veroveren, en in een rokende woesternij van as en zwavel te veranderen, waarin geen leven mogelijk zou zijn, tenminste niet voor de volgende twee miljoen jaren.
Helaas, nadat ons duo aldaar aangekomen was, bleek Sven meer geïnteresseerd in het Osloer nachtleven dan in de exterminatie van de wereld, in het bijzonder in het aspect, dat ik daarnet al genoemd had. Dit is natuurlijk wel een vragelijke keus, maar in aanbetracht van het alternatief kunnen wij hem deze niet echt kwalijk nemen. Sergio Panzer daarentegen was erg teleurgesteld want dit was de druppel, die voor hem de emmer deed overlopen. Hij wist nu zeker dat zijn aktuele meester niet geschikt was voor de hoge doelen die de heer der vliegen voor hem bedoeld had.
Maar niemand kan Sergio's teleurstelling beter in woorden vatten dan hijzelf. Take it away Sergio!
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Exitus Sergio Panzer
Sergio Panzer:
This master wasn't really good
Although I did everything I could
There is no use in using guitarists
They don't have much impact on world politics
I'm giving up
Put this to a stop
This master is a flop
He'll never make it to the top
I'm giving up
Put this to a stop
This master is a flop
He'll never make it to the top
Whoohohowhoohohowhoohohowhooohoyeaheah
I don't know what Saydn had'n in mind
In when he chose this Sven was there no one else he could find?
E's not even greedy for power or for bucks
This stupid assignment really really sucks
I'm giving up
Put this to a stop
This master is a flop
He'll never make it to the top
I'm giving up
Put this to a stop, stop
This master is a flop
He'll never make it to the top
Whoohohowhoohohowhoohohowhooohoyeaheah
Wij zijn nu in het midden van het lied aangekomen en spelen een korte interlude. Onze excuses aan alle R'n'B-liefhebbers, het gaat zo weer verder.
SOLO
I heard the master continuing on his own
This will never work out, his heart is not of stone
The last few masters didn't even last a few days
There must have'n a bug in Saydn's database
I'm giving up
Put this to a stop
This master is a flop
He'll never make it to the top
I'm giving up
Put this to a stop
This master is a flop
He'll never make it to the top
Whoohohowhoohohowhoohohowhooohoyeaheah
But now it seems he's sorted out that thing
The next assignment sounds like a lot more promising
I'm going to North Korea to assist the dictator there
I hope this time it'll end up in warfare
I'm giving up
Put this to a stop
This master is a flop
He'll never make it to the top
I'm giving up
Put this to a stop
This master is a flop
He'll never make it to the top
Whoohohowhoohohowhoohohowhooohoyeaheah
Yeah, yeah, yeahyeahyeah
Whohohoouu, wha-a oouu
Yeah, yeah, oo, yeaheaheah
Whohohuu, who-o-oo
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Ultimum bellum
Part I
Sergio
Sergioo
Where are you?
Aaa, Sergio
Sergio
Aaa-aa-aa-a
Sergiooo
Seergioooo
Aaa-aa
Aa, Sergio
Why?
Why oh why hast thou forsaken me?
SOLO
Part II
I have to make it on my own
I have to do it all alone
On the path of evil I shall tread
The seed of doom I shall spread
Now Sergio Panzer has left me
I think it means that I'm ripe
I am a fully trained demon
Now I should no longer gripe
SOLO
I have to make it on my own
I have to do it all alone
On the path of evil I shall tread
The seed of doom I shall spread
I see a crow flying over
I'm sure that it is Satan's sign
The iron gates before me open
The realm of hell is now mine
Part III
Aaaaah death
Aaa-aaah destruction
Darkness will reign
Aahhh death
Aaaah destruction
Darkness will reign
Land soaked in blood
Rule of terror
Slaughter of the weak
Aaaaah death
Aaa-aaah destruction
Darkness will reign
Aahhh death
Aaaah destruction
Darkness will reign
Mutilated bodies
Screams of agony
Slay the close of yours
UayuayuayWhaaaa aaa a
Part IV
Well I guess it didn't really work out
Maybe Satan's not what I'm about
After all it seems I'm a nice guy
But at least it was a decent try
I admit it would have been an interesting career move
But still I prefer to make my guitar groove
Well I guess it didn't really work out
Maybe Satan's not what I'm about
After all it seems I'm a nice guy
But at least it was a decent try
Thinking back on my Satan days I feel melancholic
I could have been powerful and rich but now I'm an alcoholic
Part V
instrumental
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Eindelijk een leuk liedje
Drs P:
Eindelijk kan ik een eigen liedje zingen
Wie weet stond u daar niet echt om te springen
Een gezellig liedje kan toch echt geen kwaad
Tenminste aan het eind van de plaat
De meeste andere liedjes waren wat negatief
Dat gepraat over Satan heb ik niet zo lief
En als u niet eens tegen een leuk liedje kunt
Dan maakt u hier maar een punt
Dit was het verhaaltje van die leuke Sven
Wiens missie flopte, waar ik blij over ben
Dit soort van opgaven was toch niet echt
Voor onze held weggelegd
Als u het niet begrepen had, deze plaat heeft een moraal
Het boze zegeviert nooit, tenminste niet in een verhaal
In het ware leven gebeurt dat al genoeg
Maar waarheid is niet waarom u vroeg
Hier volgt een waarschuwing: Heeft u eens hoofdpijn
Trek dan niet te snel conclusies, het kan ook sinusite zijn
En als het toch gebeurt, overnemen wij geen verantwoordelijkheid. Wij kunnen niet voor alles aansprakelijk gemaakt worden. Tenslotte heeft u deze plaat vrijwillig opgezet. Zelfs met een goede advocaat heeft u maar weinig kans. Bovendien, terzake, als het ware, bij wijze van spreken, desalniettemin, een vakantie in Lugano.....
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Fluff
Fluffy elephant
instrumental
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My kitchen fairy
I love my kitchen fairy
I love it when he dances through the kitchen
like a whirlwind
So heavenly and airy
The cooking tools just seem to float around him
like butterflies
So elegant and merry
He waves by in a rhapsody of colours
like a swan on a lake of gold
giving hints of stories untold
Soon the miracle will unfold
on the menu
I love my kitchen fairy
The way he turns ingredients into poems
for the palate
Strawberry and cherry
Turn into a bouquet of silky flavours
in his hands
He's so fluffy and hairy
So manly and strong but yet so tender
like a swan on a lake of gold
giving hints of stories untold
Soon the miracle will unfold
on the menu - AAA
In the castle of the rainbow king
He's the high priest of the kitchen
The kingdom's hidden treasure - OO YEAH
He cooks exclusively for him
The finest meals, exotic tastes
From the most distant kingdoms - OO YEAH
Lovely overtures
Spicy main meals
So sweet deserts - HA, HA, HAAA
He's the guardian of the secret
Recipes from ancient times - OO-OO
Such refined compositions
Of days gone by and long forgotten
AA
AA
He adds some salt, some milk here, some spice there, exactly where it has to be
and on the right time
He controls kettles and pans without ever losing track - AAA
He cuts the fruit, hacks the meat, stirs the soup, all in the right order
and with the right tools
He serves the food and the drinks in the most elegant fashion
And now the meal is ready for me - OOOOOOOO
I'm sitting at the table and looking at the treats
My kitchen fairy has prepared for me
Shiny silver plates and the clearest crystal glasses
A pleasure for the eyes and heaven for the tongue
And all of this thanks to my fairy
My one and only kitchen fairy - fairy, fairy, fairy, fairy
I love my kitchen fairy
Now I get really scary
If you try and take him away from me
He's staying with me forever
Leave me he shall never
Together till eternity
I will protect him
Nothing can affect him
Under my wings he will be perfectly safe
His wish is my command
I'll fullfil every demand
I will forever be his slave
His wish is my command
I'll fullfil every demand
I will forever be his slave
My kitchen fairy
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Verlass mich nich'
Ich hab eine Flamme im Herzen
Die brennt nur für dich
Ich brauche dich bei mir
Bitte lass mich nicht im Stich
Ich kann ohne dich nicht sein
Du bist die Sonne in meinem Leben
Wenn du mich so zärtlich anschaust
Lässt du mich heftig erbeben
Ich liebe dich
Dich, dich und nur dich
Verlass mich nich'
Whaaaaa
Ich liebe dich
Dich, dich und nur dich
Verlass mich nich'
Whaaaaa
Wenn du mich alleine lassen würdest
Machte mein Leben keinen Sinn
Ich fiele in ein schwarzes Loch
Etwa so ähnlich wie Genthin
Ohne das Leuchten in deinen Augen
Wäre Freude ein fremdes Wort
Die Welt wäre nur noch grau
Ein trostloser, öder Ort
Ich liebe dich
Dich, dich und nur dich
Verlass mich nich'
Whaaaaa
Ich liebe dich
Dich, dich und nur dich
Verlass mich nich'
Whaaaaa
Duududütüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdü
Pingping
Tüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdütüü
Tüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdü
Pingping
Tüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdü tüdüdüdüdü
Paaaaau padadaadapapaau
Duududütüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdü
Tüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdütüü
Tadadaaaaau tadadaadadataadadataa tadadaa
Tüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdü
Tüüdüdütüüdüdütüüdüdü tüdüdüdüdü
Falls du mir jetzt den Laufpass gibst
Gibt's mir solch einen Schmerz
Dass ich mich in den Kopf schiesse
Oder vielleicht eher ins Herz
Falls du in die Gastronomie gehst
Schmeiss ich mich vom höchsten Haus
Ich säg mir den eignen Kopf ab
Und reiss mir die Eingeweide aus
Ich liebe dich
Dich, dich und nur dich
Verlass mich nich'
Whaaaaa
Ich liebe dich
Dich, dich und nur dich
Verlass mich nich'
Whaaaaa
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Wouter the waiter
Wouter, you bring the drinks to everyone
They sit at the bar, want beer and cola-rum
And bloody Bacardi rum
And bloody you-name-it rum
Wouter, you do anything they ask from you
Bring them drinks and crunchy nuts to chew
Why don't you kiss their shoe
Is there anything you wouldn't do?
Wouter, what happened to your former pride
They give you tips, they take you for a ride
You give them drinks for money
Can't you see it's all so phoney?
Wouter, you even clean the beer they spill
You do anything as long as they pay the bill
You even do it with a smile
They are abusive, mean and vile
Wouter the waiter, bring me a beer
Wouter the waiter, take me from here
Wouter the waiter, you blow my mind
Wouter the waiter, give me a pint oo yeah
Wouter, you pass me by without a glance
Why aren't you giving me a second chance
You are destroyin' me
The way you're toy'ng with me
And now you have the bouncer throw me out
You stay ice cold while I scream and shout
And now I'm on the cobblestones
With a broken heart and bones
Wouter the waiter, bring me a beer
Wouter the waiter, take me from here
Wouter the waiter, you blow my mind
Wouter the waiter, give me a pintwheow
Aow
Oo yeah
You used to bring me beer in front of the TV
You brought beer to me, to me and only me
The only one you cleaned up after was I
Your pretty smile was exclusively mine
You left me on this deserted shore
To make your ends as a bloody...
waiter
And now giving it to everyone you see
Can't you see I'm the one in need?
Give me back what once was mine, mine, miiiine!
Wouter you are mine!!!
Wouter, you bring the drinks to everyone
Sit at the bar, order beer and cola rum
And bloody Bacardi rum
And bloody you-name-it rum
Wouter, you do anything they ask from you
Bring them drinks and crunchy nuts to chew
Why don't you kiss their shoe
Is there nothing you wouldn't do?
Wouter the waiter, bring me a beer
Wouter the waiter, take me from here
Wouter the waiter, you blow my mind
Wouter the waiter, give me a pintwheow
Aow
Oo yeah
Aaa
Wouter the waiter, bring me a beer
Wouter the waiter, take me from here
Wouter the waiter, you blow my mind
Wouter the waiter, give me a pintwhooaaw aow
Oo yeah
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Yvan Castalomme
Je suis Yvan Castalomme
Je suis videur dans un bar,
Un bar dont le serveur et une bonne partie de la clientèle est,
comment dire... équivoque
j'aime bien être videur
Je décide si quelqu'un entre ou pas
J'ai même carte blanche pour user de la violence
contre un client dont la tête ne me plairait pas
C'est mon droit
Cependant, j'éprouve une attirance particulière envers les hommes
Pourquoi, ne suis-je plus homme?
Quid de ma virilité?
Mais podozhdite, je dois vider un client qui... gêne Wouter le serveur
Mais que se passe-t-il avec moi?
Je sens de nouveau cette étrange attraction
Ce client ne me serait-il donc pas indifférent?
Blinne, je n'aime pas ça
Ça me rend aggressif
Je dois casser les kosti de ce pédéraste fécal
Je n'ai pas le choix
J'brutalise ce pédé
C'est bien fait, il l'a mérité
C'est Wouter qui me l'a d'mandé
Je ne peux lui résister
Je le pousse sur le pavé
Je lui donne des coups de pied
J'lui lomme les bras, j'lui lomme le nez
Maintenant que ce mec gît par terre
Il faut que je me fasse Wouter
Lui tozhe me met en colère
J'lui donne un coup de pied dans l'derrière
J'lui explose les artères
Comme ça il pourra plus me plaire
Mais j'suis appelé par l'menedzher
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Free Ceca
This is for Ceca, heroine of our nation
Who had to suffer intimidation
They killed her husband in an atrocity
All this is just an evil conspiracy
Free Ceca, free Ceca
Martyr of the Serbian country
Free Ceca, free Ceca
Ceca must be free
Next up they threw poor Ceca in prison
Under the pretext of some fake reason
They accuse her of some tax violation
Just for a typo in her tax declaration
Free Ceca, free Ceca
Martyr of the Serbian country
Free Ceca, free Ceca
Ceca must be free
They even state she's from the Zemun clan
It is all part of a defamation plan
She is our princess, our Cinderella
She should be freed like Nelson Mandela
Free Ceca, free Ceca
Martyr of the Serbian country
Free Ceca, free Ceca
Ceca must be
Free Ceca, free Ceca
Martyr of the Serbian country
Free Ceca, free Ceca
Ceca must be free
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The fluffy lion
When girls see my quadriceps
They all start licking their lips
I'm a real amazing stud
I just have it in my blood
I am such a gorgeous dude
They just love my attitude
All the chicks end up in trance
When they see how great I dance
I am so hot
The others are not
I guess I am truly an African god
I am the best catch
You ever can get
And I'm a real fluffy lion in bed
I am so cool
The women drool
When I walk past them at the swimming pool
The other men
Try all they can
But they will never be as great as I am
Hello, I am Olodum
Every Sunday on the beach
Any girl is within reach
I just lie there at the sea
While the chicks fight over me
With a single finger's snap
I have fifteen on my lap
Choosing is no difficulty
I just take them all with me
I am so hot
The others are not
I guess I am truly an African god
I am the best catch
You ever can get
And I'm a real fluffy lion in bed
I am so cool
The women drool
When I walk past them at the swimming pool
The other men
Try all they can
But they will never be as great as I am
Hahaa ye mamaweh, hahaa ye mamaweh
Hahaa ye mamaweh, hahaa ye mamaweh
Hahaa ye mamaweh, hahaa ye mamaweh
I just love to see the girls melt
When they see what's below my belt
There's no use for them to be scared
None of them is gonna be spared
But in the end they will not regret
I am the best plook they ever had
After spending the night with me
They're all left in ecstasy
I am so hot
The others are not
I guess I am truly an African god
I am the best catch
You ever can get
And I'm a real fluffy lion in bed
I am so cool
The women drool
When I walk past them at the swimming pool
The other men
Try all they can
But they will never be as great as I am
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The poor cosmonaut Shepard
This is the song about a cosmonaut
Alan Shepard was his name
Such a hero, he risked his life
For science
The poor cosmonaut Shepard
All alone in his ship
Left in the lurch by his country
On a perilous trip
Right from the start some of the instruments
Were not working properly
Poor Alan had to wait for hours
For take-off
The poor cosmonaut Shepard
All alone in his ship
Left in the lurch by his country
On a perilous trip
Strapped in his capsule for several hours
Endangered by comets and meteor showers
He felt so terrible
It was so unbearable
Stranded in space, all on his own
Feelings of fear in his flesh and bones
He entered in panic
Almost became manic
It was such a burden on his nerves
Feelings of insecurity
Completely left in the lurch
Lost in infinity
Alans capsule was horribly narrow
This whole trip was a worst case scenario
Would he survive it
Come out alive of it
There was some damage in the capsule's coating
He couldn't do a thing, he was helplessly floating
Was he on the right track?
Would he manage his flight back?
It was so irresponsibly planned
He'd survive as a cripple at best
After all there had only been
One single animal test
Alan:
What's going on here?
This trip is taking ages
Have they forgotten me up here?
Or could it be that... Oh no, it cannot be
but...
Could it be they don't want me to get back at all?
Ah, this Mercury capsule, I hate it
So narrow in here
I cannot move at all
Hi, wait, what is this?
No
Computer, let's check the computer
Yes
Hey
What's going on, what's...
Why is it not working?
Why's it not working now?
Help, help
Damn, damn computer
Ha, what's this?
What's this?
No!
Andromeda...
Andromeda scarabs
crawling out of the computer
They're all over the place now
Cannot move here!
Help, help!
Help me out of here!!!
Help me out of here!
What did his government intend to do?
Did they really expect him back?
Was he just a pawn being sacrificed
For the space race?
The poor cosmonaut Shepard
All alone in his ship
Left in the lurch by his country
On a perilous trip
In the end Alan Shepard
Became pretty upset
He had to land in the ocean
And get completely wet
Dottore, dottore
Dottore del buco del culo - vaffanculo
Dottore, dottore
Dottore del buco del culo - vaffanculo
Dottore, dottore
Dottore del buco del culo - vaffanculo
Dottore, dottore
Dottore del buco del culo - vaffanculo
Dottore, dottore
Dottore del buco del culo - vaffanculo
Dottore, dottore
Dottore del buco del culo - vaffanculo
Dottore, dottore
Dottore del buco del culo - vaffanculo
Dottore, dottore
Dottore del buco del culo - vaffanculo
Dottore, dottore
Dottore
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Business Gods arising from Zürisee
The Literary Entrepreneur
Let me now introduce myself to you
My friends they all call me Wouter
I used to have a boyfriend
But I will not tell you about her
And then our love started to fade away
I took a job as a waiter
Then we finally split up
This lover turned into a hater
Got my bones completely bruised
By Yvan the Bruiser
Then I also lost my job
I became a loser
Who wants to be the great Gatsby? Me, me, me!
Et si j'te dis Bovary? Oui, oui, oui!
А может быть Каренина? Да, да, да!
Wie wäre es denn mit Joseph K.? Ja, ja, ja!
I am scum, that would be no fun, but I don't give a plook
Singing I can't so all I want is to be in a book
I met a man who told me I can but there's a little hook
To have this luck would cost a buck, I hope he's not a crook
Now, I was just going to kill myself
I was approached by some guru
He had this haunting voice
But an ordinary hairdo
An offer I could not refuse
Be a book character
He was planning to write a book
I'd be in every chapter
Who wants to be the great Gatsby? Me, me, me!
Et si j'te dis Bovary? Oui, oui, oui!
А может быть Каренина? Да, да, да!
Wie wäre es denn mit Joseph K.? Ja, ja, ja!
I am scum, that would be no fun, but I don't give a plook
Singing I can't so all I want is to be in a book
I met a man who told me I can but there's a little hook
To have this luck would cost a buck, I hope he's not a crook
SOLO
Who wants to be the great Gatsby? Me, me, me!
Et si j'te dis Bovary? Oui, oui, oui!
А может быть Каренина? Да, да, да!
Wie wäre es denn mit Joseph K.? Ja, ja, ja!
Who wants to be the great Gatsby? Me, me, me!
Et si j'te dis Bovary? Oui, oui, oui!
А может быть Каренина? Да, да, да!
Wie wäre es denn mit Joseph K.? Ja, ja, ja!
I am scum, that would be no fun, but I don't give a plook
Singing I can't so all I want is to be in a book
I met a man who told me I can but there's a little hook
To have this luck would cost a buck, I hope he's not a crook
And now my dream finally has come true
Suddenly I am so merry
I turned into a man
No more shall I play the kitchen fairy
I'm a book protagonist
I'll be rich and famous
I'll be surrounded by lovers
My decadence will be shameless
Who wants to be the great Gatsby? Me, me, me!
Et si j'te dis Bovary? Oui, oui, oui!
А может быть Каренина? Да, да, да!
Wie wäre es denn mit Joseph K.? Ja, ja, ja!
I am scum, that would be no fun, but I don't give a plook
Singing I can't so all I want is to be in a book
I met a man who told me I can but there's a little hook
To have this luck would cost a buck, I hope he's not a crook
I am scum, that would be no fun, but I don't give a plook
Singing I can't so all I want is to be in a book
I met a man who told me I can but there's a little hook
To have this luck would cost a buck, I hope he's not a crook
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The Altruist
I have a disk full of wonderful music I want the world to know
I want to share it with everybody, I hope their connection's not slow
So I downloaded a file sharing programme and set the upload to max
Actually I don't download any music, but everyone gets my tracks
I'm an altruist
Just like Pestalozzi
I'm an altruist
Just like Pestalozzi
Why is it forbidden
to give things away
I just want to spread joy
make people dance and play
What has this world come to
imprisoning me
While all major criminals
they just go free
Let me out of here
I'm here for too long
I am innocent
I did nothing wrong
SOLO
Let me out of here
I'm here for too long
I am innocent
I did nothing wrong
They release me tomorrow
What will I do
Can I still trust the world
after all I've gone through
I'm an altruist
Just like Pestalozzi
I'm an altruist
Just like Pestalozzi
I have a disk full of wonderful music I want the world to know
I want to share it with everybody, I hope their connection's not slow
So I downloaded a file sharing programme and set the upload to max
Actually I don't download any music, but everyone gets my tracks
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At the Patent Office
S: Eh, José, tu te rends compte, si on avait une machine à faire
des hambourguères, he?
J: Ben quoi?
S: Ben.... Ce serait cool, quoi!
If you have a great idea
And don't want others to steal it
If you need to boost your career
You need a patent
If you don't know what a patent is about
There's an office that can help you out
They provide a service you can't do without
It will only cost you a cent
Go to the patent office, get a patent
It's worth every penny of it, you will not lament
The patent office is where your best friend is, he will help you to become riche
Yes, this very friend makes a document to secure your market niche
Once there was a very clever man
Who was tired of the hagelslag
With those childish images on them
So listen what he did
He put naked ladies on the box
And for women men with enormous cocks
Soon all adult folks bought hagelslag and flocks
And he made quite a quid
Go to the patent office, get a patent
It's worth every penny of it, you will not lament
The patent office is where your best friend is, he will help you to become riche
Yes, this very friend makes a document to secure your market niche
Almost at the end of the cold war
When demand for atom bombs decreased
They could only sell some more
By making them look nice
They coated the bombs with mahogany wood
And made the most pretty carvings that they could
Soon the sales were higher than they'd ever stood
This patent was worth its price
Go to the patent office, get a patent
It's worth every penny of it, you will not lament
The patent office is where your best friend is, he will help you to become riche
Yes, this very friend makes a document to secure your market niche
There was an inventive guitarist
Who was bored of his cables
So he asked "Why do there not exist
Cables with appeal?"
He made cables in such beautiful designs
Some were furry, some covered with velvet fine
And they proved for him to be a real goldmine
It was just a perfect deal
Go to the patent office, get a patent
It's worth every penny of it, you will not lament
The patent office is where your best friend is, he will help you to become riche
Yes, this very friend makes a document to secure your market niche
SOLO
There was a webmaster in Espain
Who had to type cyrillic
But finding the letters was a pain
On his western keyboard
He put LCD displays on all the keys
That could show the alphabets from all countries
Just by selecting the keyboard's properties
This idea could well have scored
Go to the patent office, get a patent
It's worth every penny of it, you will not lament
The patent office is where your best friend is, he will help you to become riche
Yes, this very friend makes a document to secure your market niche
But he didn't go there straight away
Instead he went boozing
And due to this unlucky delay
Some other guy got there first
So if you have an idea that's really great
Then go straight to the office, don't you hesitate
It's a good idea to bring along your mate
'Cause their lunch is not the worst
Go to the patent office, get a patent
It's worth every penny of it, you will not lament
The patent office is where your best friend is, he will help you to become riche
Yes, this very friend makes a document to secure your market niche
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Petrobras me deu uma Camisa
Nesse mundo frio e glacial
Essa terra hostil e mordaz
Ter amigos é o essencial
Meu amigo é o Petrobras
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
papaa m-paa
O Petrobas me deu uma camisa
Uma camisa tão quente e bonita
Eu passava frio na calçada
Petrobras me fez sentir calor
Eu estava nu, vestindo nada
Petrobras me deu um cobertor
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
papaa m-paa
O Petrobas me deu uma camisa
Uma camisa tão quente e bonita
Uma camisa bem vermelha e preta
O Petrobras me salva e me resuscita
SOLO
Era muito feio meu cariz
As pessoas faziam pé atrás
Mais agora estou lindo e feliz
Vestindo a camisa do Petrobras
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
Papaa m-papa m-pa m-pa
papaa m-paa
O Petrobas me deu uma camisa
Uma camisa tão quente e bonita
Uma camisa bem vermelha e preta
O Petrobras me salva e me resuscita
O Petrobas me deu uma camisa
Uma camisa bonita
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The Telegraph Industry
J: Sven
S: What is it now again, José?
J: I'm a bit worried about the telegraph industry
S: Why, what's wrong about the telegraph industry?
J: I'm afraid it will go bust soon, you know, with emails and all that,
nobody will need to send telegrams anymore
S: Well, emails are much cheaper and more practical than telegrams,
so maybe it's a good thing after all
J: Yes, but think of all the people losing their jobs
S: Ahh, there are plenty of jobs in the internet business now
J: But if the telegraph industry disappears, then there is no backup
in case the internet crashes
S: Well, just go send a telegram then.
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The Business Gods
In ere Ziit wo d'Wält no bevölkered gsii isch vo Höhlemänsche, sind em Zürisee d' Gschäftsgötter entschtiige.
Sie händ mit sich bracht d' Ideäl vo Zivilisation und freii Marktwirtschaft
I dere zuenämendi Produktivität und Effiziänz Wohlstand und Fortschritt garantiere würdet.
Nachfrag und Aagebot würded die tragende Süüle von ere dynamische und inventive Gsellschaft sii.
Businesses were set up
Goods sold at the marketplace
Money was invented
Commerce started on a good base
Petit a petit des différences surgirent
Certains vendirent plus qu'ils purent produire
Le besoin s'est alors fait ressentir
D'employer des gens pour les servir
Peu a peu les hommes se sont organisés
Ils ont créé de grandes sociétés
Des milliers de contrats ont été signés
Les lois du commerce furent instaurées
Ahaahahahaahahahahahaahaahaaa
Ahaahahahaahahahahahaahaahaaa
Ahaahahahaahahahahahaahaahaaa
Ahaahahahaahahahahahaahaahaaa
Geschäfte machen
Verträge unterzeichnen
Mehr produzieren
und effizienter
Den Gewinn steigern
Kosten minimieren
Konkurrenz ausschalten
Oder usurpieren
Gehälter kürzen
Leute entlassen
Restrukturieren
Rationalisieren
Werbung machen
Bedürfnisse kreieren
Konditionieren
Endoktrinieren
Die Welt erobern
Den Rest eliminieren
Ausradieren
Exterminieren
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geld machen
Geeld
We were hundreds, we were thousands, working in the mine
Twelve hours a day, that was the standard at the time
It was hard, it was strenuous, but we earned our daily bread
We didn't grow too old, but at least the kids were fed
Still half of them didn't make it, TBC took its toll
The other half followed their fathers down the hole
And died soon after in the pit, their lungs full of charcoal
At least for a while they had been on the payroll
But even though we all had this nasty chronic cough
We were still among the ones who were better off
Others had to beg and steal in order to make a living
We prayed for them and hoped that god would be forgiving
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
Ha hahaha haahaahaa, ha hahaha haahaahaa
working,
All my life, working
Everyday
Just slaving away
Working here like a barrow
In this office, dark and narrow
And everyday I see faces dull and grey
Is there nothing to life but sorrow
Cartels were created
Small companies took their last breath
Market concentration
Put fair competition to death
Powerful companies out of control
Was the economy losing its soul
Whooow
Whowooow
Whooow
Whowooow
Они нас горько обдурили сладкими словами
Под гнетом их идей несем свой тяжкий крест
Революция
Анархия
Служить рабом ради их черной славы
Поставит на этом наш разум конец
Революция
Анархия
Наступят светлые дни, свободой опьяняющие,
Где есть лишь правда и правда людей.
Революция
Анархия
Now that the world has crashed down, what are we going to do?
Do we build it up again, do we start everything new?
Now the tide turned against the dominators of yore
All their money and riches can not help them anymore
SOLO
As cavemen we started
As cavemen we finally end
Alleged civilisation
Sent us straight on a steep moral descent
The world as we knew it
A faint memory in our hearts
What started so hopeful
Was it all doomed straight from the start?
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Het Brood komt uit de Supermarkt
Het brood komt uit de supermarkt
We hoeven helemaal niks te doen
Het water komt gwoon uit de kraan
En uit de machine komt de poen
De peukies komen uit het pakje
En in de kiosk zijn er altijd genoeg
Het bier komt lekker uit de tap
En de tap staat in de kroeg
De wiet krijgen wij van de dealer
En die vind je in de koffieshop
De muziek komt uit de stereo
Heel de dag horen wij Bob
Het brood komt uit de supermarkt
We hoeven helemaal niks te doen
Het water komt gwoon uit de kraan
En uit de machine komt de poen
De wierrook vind je op de vlooienmarkt
En die is op het Waterlooplein
Van dat blowen krijg je best wel honger
Dan gaan wij naar Albert Heijn
De condooms komen uit de apotheek
Maar die vinden wij best wel kut
Onze ouders hebben bergen geld
Op die manier zijn wij nooit blut.
Het brood komt uit de supermarkt
We hoeven helemaal niks te doen
Het water komt gwoon uit de kraan
En uit de machine komt de poen
Het brood komt uit de supermarkt
We hoeven helemaal niks te doen
Het water komt gwoon uit de kraan
En uit de machine komt de poen
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Stuck between Past and Future
The Guys from the NGO
We provide some golf clubs to the poor
So they don't think of violence anymore
This will help those poor folks to elevate
Their bodies and minds in a higher state
We are the guys from the NGO
What people need we already know
The governments can leave things up to us
We help quickly and without a fuss
We also help out the analphabet
By showing his fate is not so sad
Not being able to read is not so bad
By giving books not worth being read
We are the guys from the NGO
What people need we already know
The governments can leave things up to us
We help quickly and without a fuss
We are the guys from the NGO
What people need we already know
The governments can leave things up to us
We help quickly and without a fuss
SOLO
We protect the poor youth from the altar
By distributing electric guitars
Yes, we give those twangers to those poor sods
Along with Teachers stickers and i-pods
We are the guys from the NGO
What people need we already know
The governments can leave things up to us
We help quickly and without a fuss
We are the guys from the NGO
What people need we already know
The governments can leave things up to us
We help quickly and without a fuss
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Tear the Church Down
Priest: Now there mister
What is this, listening to your i-pod in the church?
Why don't you show some respect to the lord?
And what's this t-shirt you're wearing?
The Teachers!
The Teachers!!!
On your knees immediately!
Open your bible and ask for repentance!
And what is that? A Teachers sticker on your bible?
Blasphemy!!!
You are immoral and evil!
You are a perverted sinner!
Do you understand?
Are you listening to me?
What are you doing?
What do you want to do with your life?
Boy: I wanna rock.
Priest: Whaaaa!!!
Every Sunday in church you are wasting your time
Listening to some dumb priest telling you lots of slime
And this priest walks around in ridiculous gown
I really think it's time we tore the church down
Tear the church down
Tear the church down
The Teachers will level this church to the ground
And the rules of those fools are from another age
They forbid all that's fun, I feel like in a cage
When it comes to themselves, they just don't stick to it
All those religious guys are a bunch of hypocrites
Tear the church down
Tear the church down
The Teachers will level this church to the ground
Tear the church down
Tear the church down
The Teachers will level this church to the ground
The church
The church
Tear the church down
Down
Down
Down to the ground
The church
The church
Tear the church down
Down
Down
Down to the ground
SOLO
Tear the church down
Tear the church down
The Teachers will level this church to the ground
Tear the church down
Tear the church down
The Teachers will level this church to the ground
Twisted Teachers will put up loudspeakers from hell
That will completely drown the noise of the church bell
Then the guitars and drums will blow the roof in the sky
And finally all this christian garbage will die
Tear the church down
Tear the church down
The Teachers will level this church to the ground
Tear the church down
Tear the church down
The Teachers will level this church to the ground
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Stuck between Past and Future
Ik zie een gitaarversterker met lege Skol-blikjes erop
Я вижу усилитель гитары с пустыми Школ-банками на нем
Je vois un ampli de guitare avec des canettes de Skol vides dessus
Gitaarversterker
Усилитель гитары
Ampli de guitare
Skol-blikjes
Школ-банки
Canettes de Skol
Lege Skol-blikjes
Пустые Школ-банки
Des canettes de Skol vides
Zoveel stoelen overal!
Так много здесь стульев
Tant de chaises partout!
Witte stoelen
Белых стульев
Chaises blanches
Steeds meer stoelen, maar niemand zit
Еще больше и больше стульев, но никто не сидит на них
Toujours plus de chaises, mais personne n'est assis
Oh, en hier zijn drumsticks aan de muur
О, а здесь барабанные палочки на стене
Oh, et ici des baguettes de batterie sur le mur
Drumsticks aan de muur?
Барабанные палочки на стене?
Des baguettes sur le mur?
Wat doen die drumsticks aan de muur?
Для чего на стене эти барабанные палочки?
Que font ces baguettes sur le mur?
Ik zie een wit bord
Я вижу белую доску
Je vois un tableau blanc
Vreemde hiëroglyphen op het bord
Странные иероглифы на доске
D'étranges hiéroglyphes sur le tableau
Wat willen zij mij zeggen? Wat betekent dit?
Что они хотят сказать мне? Что это значит?
Que veulent-ils donc me dire? Que cela signifie-t-il?
Kijk, daar hangt een witte doos
Смотри, там висит белый ящик
Regarde, une boîte blanche est suspendue là
Wat is dat nou? Ik ga kijken
Что бы это было? Я пойду посмотрю
Qu'est-ce donc? Je vais aller voir
Ik heb het zo koud, opeens zo koud
Мне стало холодно, неожиданно холодно
J'ai tellement froid, soudain tellement froid
En daar, een blusapparaat!
А там - огнетушитель!
Et là, un extincteur!
Maar waar is het vuur?
А где же пожар?
Mais où est le feu?
Ben ik het misschien, die brandt?
Может это я горю?
Suis-je peut-être celui qui brûle?
Maar wat komt daar door het plafond?
А что там пронзает потолок?
Mais qu'est-ce qui sort là du plafond?
Blauw slijm vloeit langzaam langs de zuil
Синяя слизь стекает по столбу
Une matière visqueuse bleue coule lentement le long de la colonne
Niets kan het tegenhouden
Ничто не остановит ее
Rien ne peut l'arrêter
Het is al aan de muur
Она уже на стене
Elle est déjà sur le mur
Golven aan de muur
Волны на стене
Des vagues sur le mur
Overal om me heen, golven aan de muur
Повсюду, вокруг меня волны на стене
Tout autour de moi, des vagues sur le mur
Ik voel me alsof iemand me aankijkt
Я чувствую, что за мной кто-то наблюдает
J'ai l'impression que quelqu'un me regarde
Een groot hoofd op de vloer
Большая голова на полу
Une grosse tête sur le sol
Het volgt mij met zijn ogen
Он преследует меня своими глазами
Elle me suit du regard
Er zit een gat in het voorhoofd
На его лбу дырка
Il y a un trou sur son front
Een groot zwart gat
Большая, черная дырка
Un grand trou noir
Ik word opgezogen
Меня туда засосало
Je me fais aspirer
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Deeper and Deeper
Deep
Deeper and deeper
Inside you my love grows
Deep, so deep
You keep the love that flows from me
How good does it touch the part
that makes the heart within you sing
sing
sing till you reach the note
Don't let the sweet song we wrote
get hopelessly lost
SOLO
Deep
Deeper and deeper
God only knows where it goes
Deep, so deep
You keep the love that flows from me
How good does it touch the part
that makes the heart within you sing
sing
sing till you reach the note
Don't let the sweet song we wrote
get hopelessly lost
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The Mysterious Beach Resort
The sugar here
is not so sweet
not sweet at all
This is the mysterious beach resort
The mysterious beach resort
Ice cubes are lying
right on the beach
they are so warm
This is the mysterious beach resort
The mysterious beach resort
A busy beach
crowded with ghosts
No sound at all
This is the mysterious beach resort
The mysterious beach resort
Giant sand bugs
live on the streets
tame as lap dogs
This is the mysterious beach resort
The mysterious beach resort
Will you help me understand
I am lost in the sand
I'm completely confused
By drempels and booze
Distances make no sense
Time is slipping through my hands
I am caught in blast
Between the future and past
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The WLAN Addict
Where is my WLAN?
I need more WLAN!
Yaaa!!!
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Let's have the Nice Days Arrive
Let's have the nice days arrihihihive
Let's have the nice days arriive-eh
Let's have the nice days arrihihihive
Let's have the nice days arriive
Oh, what a nice day
Oh, great weather
Ah, let's go swimming
Oo, at the bea-each
Ah, we wear flip-flops
Ah, and sunglasses
Oh, swimming tru-unks
Ah, and see-through shirts
Oh, the nice days
Oh, play beach-volley
Ah, take your i-pod
Ah, and go jogging
Uh, when we're tired
Oh, go to the beach bar
Oh, drink Martini
And Sex on the Beach
Oh, the nice days
Oh, catching su-un
Ah, tan all day
Oh, we'll be gorgeous
Oh, put on sun cream
And body lotion
Oh, we'll be the stars
At the beach party toni-i-ight
Let's have the nice days arrihihihive
Let's have the nice days arriive
Let's have the nice days arrihihihive
Let's have the nice days arrive
Oh, the nice days
Ah, at the health spa
Mm, go snorkling
Mm, and go cycling
Oh, waterskiing
And powerwalking
Oh, rent a buggy
And ride down the dunes
Oh, go skating
Ah, with an ice-cream
Oh, go relaxing
Ah, at the swimming pool
Lie on a long chair
Oh, get a massage
Go to the whirlpool
Get shaken around
Tan the delicate
Ah, parts of my body
Ah, at the solarium
Ah, after the sauna
Build up some muscles
Ah, at the fitness room
Oo, we'll be the stars
At the beach party toni-i-ight
Aaa, hahaahahahahaaha
Hahahahahahaahaa
Huhuuhuhuhuhahahaa
Whahahahaaa
Hahahahahahaahahaahahuhahuhahuhaa
Haaahahahaahahaahahaahaa
Let's have the nice days arrihihihive
Let's have the nice days arriive ah
Let's have the nice days arrihihihihive
Let's have the nice days arriive
Hhhh, let's have the nice days arrihihihive
Let's have the nice days arriveu
Let's have the nice days arrihihihii
Let's have the nice days arrihihive
Let's have the nice days arrihihihive
Let's have the nice days arrihihihau
Let's have the nice days arriihiihive
Let's have the nice days arrihihive
Let's
Have
The nice days arrive
Let's have
The nice days arrive
Let's have the nice days arrihihihive
Yeahyeahyeayeayeahyeahyeaaa
Let's have
Let's have
The nice days arrihive
Let's have
Let's have
The niice days arriiii-iii-ii-ii-ihihihive
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O Monstro
Eis o que fiz com meu filho agora
Arranquei a perna, e ele morreu na hora
Os meus vizinhos queriam me linchar
Me colocaram na cadeia, agora sou um "star"
Sou o monstro, eu mato crianças
Tou em todos os jornais com minhas extravaganzas
Vai nas bancas, compre o jornal
Agora eu sou uma celebridade local
Quando saio daqui vou preparar meu ventilador
Substituir os hélices por facas é melhor
Vou jogar meu outro filho no ventilador ligado
Isto vai dar sujeira e barulho danado
Sou o monstro, eu mato crianças
Tou em todos os jornais com minhas extravaganzas
Vai nas bancas, compre o jornal
Agora eu sou uma celebridade local
Eis o que fiz com meu filho agora
Arranquei a perna, e ele morreu na hora
Os meus vizinhos queriam me linchar
Me colocaram na cadeia, agora sou um "star"
Sou o monstro, eu mato crianças
Tou em todos os jornais com minhas extravaganzas
Vai nas bancas, compre o jornal
Agora eu sou uma celebridade local
Sou o monstro, eu mato crianças
Tou em todos os jornais com minhas extravaganzas
Vai nas bancas, compre o jornal
Agora eu sou uma celebridade local
Sou o monstro, eu mato crianças
Tou em todos os jornais com minhas extravagaaanzaaaeuaaoeuaaao-uf
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In Space I
Space is a pretty lonely lonely lonely place
You can walk for hours and not see a human face
Even if you do you won't hear a word he says
If you push someone you will both go separate ways
In space exploding is your unfortunate final fate
You can't even have a cigarette while you wait
Your remains will float forever
And you will never be clever
Space is a pretty quiet quiet quiet place
You can't hear any music, not even the bass
If your i-pod falls to the ground, there is no sound
But that can't even happen 'cause there is no ground
In space exploding is your unfortunate final fate
You can't even have a cigarette while you wait
Your remains will float forever
And you will never be clever
In space exploding is your unfortunate final fate
You can't even have a cigarette while you wait
Your remains will float forever
And you will never be clever
Why is there no ground in space?
Why is there no warmth in space?
Why is there no sound in space?
Why is there no light in space?
Why is there no air in space?
Why is there no life in space?
Why is there no love in space?
Why is there no music in space?
SOLO
Space is a pretty chilly chilly chilly place
There's no heat to surround you in its warm embrace
You cannot heat it even with a hairdrier
If you have matches, you can't even make fire
In space exploding is your unfortunate final fate
You can't even have a cigarette while you wait
Your remains will float forever
And you will never be clever
In space exploding is your unfortunate final fate
You can't even have a cigarette while you wait
Your remains will float forever
And you will never be clever
This was In Space I
But wait, there's more
There are other aspects to space
Stay tuned for In Space II
Buy the next album
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Switch the World Off
Prologue: Plößger in Delphi
Prof. Plößger:
Let me introduce myself, Plößger is my name
I want to be a doomsayer, just like Nostradame
I don't know how to do it though, exalted Oracle help me please
What ordeal shall I predict, an imminent planet-wide freeze
Oracle:
Unfortunately what you suggest, is not a good idea
We've had ice ages before, Earth did not disappear
Besides of that nowadays, they are highly out of fashion
To the contrary at present, global warming is the ob... session
Prof. Plößger:
If it is really the hype, I will predict that
That will surely frighten them, they will bathe in sweat
Oracle:
You should be more original, this has been said by other men
Global warming is nothing new, sorry Plößger try it again
Prof. Plößger:
How about an invasion then, from some aliens
I can say they hijacked me, and told me about their plans
Oracle:
Don't be so ridiculous, nobody will believe this xren
You need something more plausible, sorry Plößger try it again
Prof. Plößger:
Let me instrumentalise, people's fear of science
I can predict death of Earth, caused by some appliance
Oracle:
Finally you're getting there, science is good for a start
As you see good doomsaying, is really not all that hard
Solo
Prof. Plößger:
What if all nuclear reactors, would suddenly explode
We'd all be radioactive krrk, in the dark we glowed
Oracle:
Plößger you know as good as I, probability is only 1 to 10
Nobody is afraid of that, sorry Plößger try it again
Prof. Plößger:
Let's say CERN is making black holes, eating Earth within 1 week
Oracle:
Idea is good, timeline not, you'll soon be unmasked as a freak
Prof. Plößger:
Good point let's say 500 years, enough time till then
Oracle:
500 years is way too long, sorry Plößger try it again
Prof. Plößger:
Now I know what you're getting at, must keep the timeline vague
That will plant fear in people's hearts, it will spread like the plague
Oracle:
You see when you put your mind to it, you can foresay a decent doom
Thanks to you fate will take its course, where now is Earth will be vacuum
THANKS TO YOU FATE WILL TAKE ITS COURSE
WHERE NOW IS EARTH WILL BE VACUUM
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Switch the World Off
Prof. Mandings:
I am Mandings the prof, the world's greatest scientist
This world is so vain, controlled by obscurantists
Soon it will, fade away in the mist
I'm Mandings the prof
I just had enough
My plan
Is to switch the world off
The demise of it all, is the only thing that I yearn
I have made a machine, in the laboratory of CERN
I can't wait, with impatience I burn
I'm Mandings the prof
I just had enough
My plan
Is to switch the world off
I'm Mandings the prof
I just had enough
My plan
Is to switch the world off
A simple touch of this knob, will generate a small black hole
It will slowly grow, and shall soon swallow it all
Everything, inside will fall
I'm Mandings the prof
I just had enough
My plan
Is to switch the world off
I'm Mandings the prof
I just had enough
My plan
Is to switch the world off
I'm Mandings the prof
I just had enough
My plan
IS TO SWITCH THE WORLD OFF
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The CV
Yvan Castalomme:
Je suis au chômage depuis 3 goda déjà
C'est pas facile d'être bezrabotni
Ah, tiens, ils cherchent un... un quoi? P.o.r.t.i.e.r au KERN
C'est peut-être quelque chose pour moi
En plus c'est kruta, c'est pas loin
Mon CV il doit être là je crois, ah non pas ce fichier là, celui-là, bon otkrit...
Ouais, ca... expérience.. oui oui
Bon il faut écrire une pismo aussi, hum...
Bon, euh, alors, je voudrais travailler chez vous, euhhh...
J'ai beaucoup d'experience comme videur,
je peux aussi lomer (euh, lomer, euh. Un m ou deux m?, allez mettons un).
Je peux commencer tout de suite
Qu'est ce qu'il faut mettre ishyo, euh, ah oui,
Meilleures salutations
Yvan Castalomme
Comme ca c'est tres xorosho.
Bon, je clique sur "envoyer"
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The Legal Way
Wouter:
Just read a paper by Professor Plößger
That put me in a state of alert
In CERN they are trying to destroy the planet
I'll make a petition, so we will be heard
I like the legal way
With open cards I play-ay
No point in going astray
The law is what I obeyhey-yeah
In parallel I will put up a web site
It's the modern voice of democracy
We'll organise non violent demonstrations
But not without permission of the authorities
I like the legal way
With open cards I play-ay
No point in going astray
The law is what I obey
I like the legal way
With open cards I play-ay
No point in going astray
The law is what I obey
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Trust Me
Prof. Mandings:
We only want the best for all the people
Research is vital for society
Our only goal is to make our lives better
Everyone benefits from technology
As has been proven throughout our history
Science is always good to humanity
Atomic bombs and plastic surgery
Have now a stable place in societyyyyyy
Trust me
I only want the best for you
Trust me
The noblest causes I pursue
Trust me oh please believe me
Oh trust in me
I lately heard some ridiculous rumours
Calling me a wolf in sheep's disguise
They say I'm trying to create black holes
But tell me do I look like someone who lieieieieieieieieeees
Who lies
Who lies
Trust me
I only want the best for you
Trust me
The noblest causes I pursue
Trust me oh please believe me
Oh trust in me
Trust me
I only want the best for you
Trust me
The noblest causes I pursue
Trust me oh please believe me
Oh trust in me
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Mesjokke
The plebe:
Ik heb net gelezen over Wouter
Die is een paranoide klant
Hij denkt dat de wereld onder gaat
Er is niks aan de hand
Ik geloof niet in zwarte gaten
Die de Aarde opslokken
Wie dat gelooft gelooft echt alles
Die Wouter is gewoon mesjokke
Het CERN is toch een serieus instituut
Die weten best wel wat ze doen
Zelfs die Mandings die daar werkt
Zei dat op TV toen
Ik geloof niet in zwarte gaten
Die de Aarde opslokken
Wie dat gelooft gelooft echt alles
Die Wouter is gewoon mesjokke
Er komen altijd leuke nieuwe produkten
En steeds meer PS onder de motorkap
Dat hebben wij allemaal te danken
Aan de wetenschap
Ik geloof niet in zwarte gaten
Die de Aarde opslokken
Wie dat gelooft gelooft echt alles
Die Wouter is gewoon mesjokke
Er gaat toch echt niks ergs gebeuren
Mijn auto staat veilig geparkt
Het leven gaat lekker verder
Het brood komt uit de supermarkt
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Recruiting Yvan
Prof. Mandings:
Three months now I am looking for a portier
And still nothing
The experiments I am doing here are much too important
To be left unprotected
So far all the reactions I received after placing the advertisement
Is this bunch of worthless CVs
But wait, this one I hadn't seen before, Castalomme, Yvan?
Let's have a closer look
That's my man, let's call him !!!!!!!!!
SOLO
Prof. Mandings:
So, Yvan, you want to be a portier at CERN
Yvan Castalomme:
Un quoi?
Prof. Mandings:
Eh.. a bouncer
Yvan Castalomme:
Ouais
Prof. Mandings:
And, I have to tell you I'm making important experiments here
They must be protected at all costs you see
Therefore I need to know: are you ready to ...hum... You understand?
Yvan Castalomme:
Euh lomer? Ouais!
Prof. Mandings:
Great Yvan, you and I are going to get along
SOLO
Yvan Castalomme:
J'suis super rad d'avoir trouvé ce boulot
Je commençais à perdre espoir
Un rabota qui me plait et qui zaplat bien
Et j'ai le droit de lomer qui je veux
Ce Mandings a vraiment l'air d'un type bien
Il est comme un otets pour moi
Moi..
Moi qui n'ai nikogda connu mon otets
Mais vsio, il faut que je m'entraîne maintenant
Prof. Mandings:
Now I have the missing piece
The world is now is on its knees
Yvan is like the young lad
I never haaaad
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Wouter Goes Astray
Wouter:
I tried all I could now, but all my efforts were in vain
I lost all my lawsuits, Mandings is uncorking champagne
The whole press is on his side, it seems like the world's gone insane
I must try it my own way
With hidden cards I have to play
I am forced to go astray
Astray
I rented an apartment, right in front of the CERN
I hacked all the passwords, I know how the cameras turn
I must try it my own way
With hidden cards I have to play
I am forced to go astray
Astray
I must try it my own way
With hidden cards I have to play
I am forced to go astray
Astray
Dressed in my black camouflage outfit, I step out of the bus
There's no turning back now, from now on it's victory or death
I'm ready to enter, standing right at the front door
But wait who's that doorman, I feel like I've met him before
I must try it my own way
With hidden cards I have to play
I am forced to go astray
Astray
I must try it my own way
With hidden cards I have to play
I am forced to go astray
Astray
I must try it my own way
With hidden cards I have to play
I am forced to go astray
Astray
I must try it my own way
With hidden cards I have to play
I am forced to go astray
Astray
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Acquaintances
Yvan Castalomme:
Hein, encore toi?
J'vais t'lomer, sale petoux!
Hu!
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Ouroboros
Prof. Mandings:
Yvan tells me he caught the intruder
Just as planned
Now I can proceed
The crowning of my lifework is near
To be precise, right now
For the last 30 years
I've had the same nightmare
A haunting little black spot
As if I'd seen it somewhere
Now I will finally see
Where the end rebegins
All things will reunite
I'll meet my origins
And maybe my progeny
SOLO
So now to you my little intruder
How could you think that you could be shrewder
No one can defy professor Mandings
I am in a higher league than all you weaklings
For your information, I turned on the machine
The course is now set, nothing can come in between
Finally it will all become clear
Along with Earth all doubts will disappear
Now meet your fate, you insignificant worm
Faithful Yvan gave you what you deserve
But hold on a second, what's that spot on your arm
Could it be that it's you, my..... my....
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Death of Earth
instrumental
Back
Epilogue: In Space II
ISS crew:
Space, is a very clean place
There is no dust to be found, nor any dirt
It's immaculate
Space, is a vermin-free place
There are no mosquitoes, nor any bugs
It's so unsoiled
In space, you can have it your way
You just do as you want, do as you please
It is your space
Space isn't a smelly place
There is no stench from garbage, nor from manure
It is fragrant
Space is quite a healthy place
There is no pollution, no ozone hole
It is wholesome
In space, you can have it your way
You just do as you want, do as you please
It is your space
In space, you can have it your way
You just do as you want, do as you please
It is your space
Space is cool
There is no war to be found
Space is swell
There is no corruption 'round
Space is great
There is no bureaucracy
Space is hot
There's also no poverty
It's kick ass to be up here
It's a great place for us to meditate things
It's far out to be out here
Just the perfect conditions to be creative
It's a place of unlimited freedom
We can do just what we like
It's a place of absolute justice
There are never any crimes
Oh give us our space
Yeaaaah we need our space
SOLO
Space, isn't a crowded place
There are no traffic jams, no endless queues
It is soothing
Space, is a quiet place
There are no abrupt sounds, nor deafening noise
It is peaceful
In space, you can have it your way
You just do as you want, do as you please
It is your space
In space, you can have it your way
You just do as you want, do as you please
It is your space
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Halfway
Sven Bloch
instrumental
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Спать
Хорошо
Пойти спать, когда устанешь.
Прекрасно
Оказаться под одеялом
Лежать
Дать расслабиться всему телу
Закрыть глаза
И приветствовать приход сна
Живешь во сне треть своей жизни
Но об этом не поется в песнях
А мы поем об этом
Устраняя эту несправедливость
Когда мы спим, мы все равны
Без сна не сложился бы наш мир
Сон дает нам жизни ритм
Он излечит тело и душу
Не скучно
Получишь классную программу
Еще лучше
Чем пойти смотреть кино
Ты сможешь
Испытать много различного
Конкретно,
Посмотри на СБДИП
Живешь во сне треть своей жизни
Но об этом не поется в песнях
А мы поем об этом
Устраняя эту несправедливость
Когда мы спим, мы все равны
Без сна не сложился бы наш мир
Сон дает нам жизни ритм
Он излечит тело и душу
Когда мы спим, мы все равны
Без сна не сложился бы наш мир
Сон дает нам жизни ритм
Он излечит тело и душу
SOLO
Утро,
Когда закончился рай
Проснись!
Кричит тебе будильник
Вот так
Узнаешь, что сон так важен
Сегодня
Обещай идти спать пораньше
Живешь во сне треть своей жизни
Но об этом не поется в песнях
А мы поем об этом
Устраняя эту несправедливость
Когда мы спим, мы все равны
Без сна не сложился бы наш мир
Сон дает нам жизни ритм
Он излечит тело и душу
Когда мы спим, мы все равны
Без сна не сложился бы наш мир
Сон дает нам жизни ритм
Он излечит тело и душу
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Чоки чоки борони
José: Чоки чоки борони баҳор ширин аст
Дар ёд дорам ту-у-уро
Шуд бедор дар дил гами деринам
Аз нози лола-азор
Шуд бедор дар дил, гами деринам
Аз нози ло-ола-азор
Uliya: Ууу-у-у-у-у-уу
Уу-у-у-у-уу-уу
Уу-у-у-у-уу
Ууу-у-у-у-у-уу
Уу-у-у-у-уу-уу
Уу-у-у-у-уу
José: Беди-и-илам, беди-и-илам, ханҷар заданд бар си-инам
ҷудо карданд мо-оро
Маҳи-инамо маҳи-и-инам, тақдирам ох ҳамин аст
Чаро, чаро, ай-и чаро
Both: О-о-о о-о-о
Чоки чоки борони баҳор ширин а-аст
Дар ёд дора-ам туро
SOLO
Men choir: Маҳина, маҳина, маҳинаа
José: Беди-и-илам, беди-и-илам, ханҷар заданд бар си-ина-ам
ҷудо карданд мо-оро
Маҳи-инамо маҳи-и-инам, тақдирам ох ҳамин аст
Чаро, чаро, ай-и чаро
Чарооо
Both: Чоки чоки борони баҳор ширин аст
Дар ёд дора-ам ту-уро
Шуд бедор дар дил гами деринам
Аз нози лолазор
José: О маҳинамо
Шуд бедор дар дил, гами деринам
Аз нози ло-ола-азор
Чоки чоки борони баҳор
Чоки чоки борони баҳор
Чоки чоки борони-и-и баҳор
Men choir: Маҳина, маҳина, маҳинаа
Uliya: И-и-и, чоки чоки борони баҳор
Чоки чоки борони баҳор
Чоки чоки борони-и баҳор
Men choir: Маҳина, маҳина, маҳинаа
Both: Чоки чоки борони баҳор
Чоки чоки борони баҳор
Чоки чоки борони-и баҳор
Men choir: Маҳина, маҳина, маҳинаа
José: Чоки чоки борони баҳор ширин аст
Чоки чоки борони-и
Men choir: Аа-а-аа-а-аа
Аа-а-аа-а-аа
José: Чоки чоки борони баҳор
Men choir: Аа-а-аа-а-аа
José: Чоки чоки борони баҳор
Men choir: Аа-а-аа-а-аа
José: Чоки чоки борони ба-аҳооуау
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Safety is for Watjes
I can't stand watjes
With their dumb safety
I will kick them in their face
All their advices
And their precautions
They are a total disgrace
Don't want to hear it
Don't want your safety
I want to live my own way
I need no warnings
I am a rebel
I was born for going astray
Wait for the green light
Watje!
Watch your step
Watje!
Mind the gap
Watje!
Backup your files
Watje!
Safety!
Is!
For!
Watjes!
Safety!
Is!
For!
Watjes!
I hate them watjes
Those bleeding fairies
I'm going to smash their jaw
I drive like crazy
I wear no helmet
I just like to break the law
I use no vaccines
Nor carry first aid kits
That's for hypochondriacs
I play my metal
At maximum volume
I never use oropax
Smoking kills
Watje!
Drink with moderation
Watje!
Read the instructions
Watje!
Don't try this at home
Watje!
Safety!
Is!
For!
Watjes!
Safety!
Is!
For!
Watjes!
Watjes
Watjes
Watjes
SOLO
Use a condom
Watje!
Use an antivirus
Watje!
Put on a seatbelt
Watje!
Check the expiry date
Watje!
SOLO
Safety!
Is!
For!
Watjes!
Safety!
Is!
For!
Watjes!
Safety!
Is!
For!
Watjes!
Safety!
Is!
For!
Watjes!
Safety!
Is!
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Poppy the Flower
Poppy the flower was born my friend
In a very faraway land
Very soon he grew strong and tall
Thanks to much sun and rainfall
Poppy the flower is our best friend
His magical powers are heaven sent
He had a life exciting and long
Listen to his adventures in this song
How will the story go?
Very soon we will know
A nasty man came by one day
Took Poppy and all his friends away
They were brought to a secret place one night
And turned into a powder white
Poppy the flower is our best friend
His magical powers are heaven sent
He had a life exciting and long
Listen to his adventures in this song
How will the story go?
Very soon we will know
He then went on a very long trip
On a camel back and then on a ship
He stayed a long time in a box and then
He was adopted by a nice man
Poppy the flower is our best friend
His magical powers are heaven sent
He had a life exciting and long
Listen to his adventures in this song
How will the story go?
Very soon we will know
The nice man with his dready locks
Took little Poppy out of his box
Poppy then went on a crazy ride
In a maze of waterslides
Poppy the flower is our best friend
His magical powers are heaven sent
He had a life exciting and long
Listen to the adventures in this song
How will the story go?
Very soon we will know
SOLO
Poppy has seen a wonderful world
Where funny shapes and colours twirled
But suddenly the lights went out
And a bitter cold came about
Poppy the flower is our best friend
His magical powers are heaven sent
He had a life exciting and long
Listen to his adventures in this song
How will the story end?
I will tell you now my friend
After a long time in no man's land
Poppy was finally back home again
And with a very poppy sound
Again he stuck his head out of the ground
Poppy the flower is our best friend
His magical powers are heaven sent
He had a life exciting and long
Listen to his adventures in this song
With this story I am done
But Poppy lives on and on
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Kraft
J'ai atteint l'âge d'indépendance
Il est vremya de choisir un plan de carrière
Mais le vibor est difficile
Je suis déchiré entre dva possibilités
Philologiste ou videur
Les deux me nravitsia
Mais laquelle choisir aah
Ah, e suis seul devant cette reshenie
Seul....
Seul!
Seul!!!
Toujours été seul
Mon otets, je ne l'ai jamais connu
Jamais
Il n'a jamais rien fait pour moi, jamais rien!
C'est moi, et moi seul
Tolko ya!
Je dois prendre cette décision
La philologie, c'est interesni
Mais être videur, ça fait rêver
Mon statut social zaviset de ce choix
Et sous cet aspect, videur est évidemment le meilleur choix
Et en plus ça daiot des muscles
Mmhh.... ça me fait réfléchir
C'est décidé, ya boudou videur
Il faut que je fasse du body building
J'entraîne mes biceps
Je durcis mes triceps
Je fortifie mes abdos
Et je renforce mes dorsaux
Je soulève des haltères
Je fais mes 50 pompes
Je fais de la corde à sauter
Je cours, je cours mes 50 kilomètres
Je sens ma biomasse
Augmenter de jour en jour
Mais ces ouprazhnenie m'ennuyent
Parfois je manque de motivation
Cet entraînement constant
Me fortifie le corps
Mais qu'en est il de l'esprit
Je me sens comme poustoi
Poustoi
N'y aurait-il pas autre chose dans la zhizn?
On m'a parlé jadis d'art, de science, de culture
Ces mots incarnent un idéal, la transgression du réel
La quête d'un absolu au-delà de l'être et de la matière
Peut-être devrais-je retourner à la philologie
Trainer: Hey, Yvan! What are you dreaming down there?
Go back to your exercises!
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Flikowy
Flikowy,
Nie mów peanotowy!
Flikowy,
Mów dobrze polski
Nie powinno pochodzić
Z tego kraju gwałt na języku
Teraz mamy flikowy
Na plecy Jesteśmy Outlowy
Zawsze w biegu
Nie można ufać nikomu
Jest to gra w kotka i myszkę
Musimy zatrzymać pod osłoną
Przechowywać w miejscu niewidocznym dla flikowy
Flikowy,
Nie chodzić po kipkowy
Flikowy,
I nie trzymać język na
Każdy krok jest śledzony
Możemy nie patrzą na kipkowy
Nie możemy przemieszczać
Się Jakie jest tej wolności
Zawsze w biegu
Nie można ufać nikomu
Jest to gra w kotka i myszkę
Musimy zatrzymać pod osłoną
Przechowywać w miejscu niewidocznym dla flikowy
SOLO
Flikowy,
Nie mówcie o plookat zwłok
Flikowy,
Zwłaszcza tych, bez głowy
Flikowy tu nie humoru
Nie możemy mówić w przenośni
Pozwól nam stąd wyjść
Przed mamy wrzucony do więzienia
Zawsze w biegu
Nie można ufać nikomu
Jest to gra w kotka i myszkę
Musimy zatrzymać pod osłoną
Przechowywać w miejscu niewidocznym dla flikowy
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I love Szczecin
I love Szczecin in the morning
I love Szczecin in the night
I love Szczecin in the evening
Szczecin is my shining light
I love Szczecin in the summer
I love Szczecin in the spring
I love Szczecin in the winter
Szczecin is what makes me sing
I love Szczecin in the blizzard
I love Szczecin in the snow
I love Szczecin when it's cloudy
And Szczecin below zero
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, City of my dreams
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, you're the one for me
I love Szczecin in my youth
I love Szczecin as a child
I love Szczecin when I'm adult
Szczecin, you just drive me wild
I love Szczecin in the present
I love Szczecin in the past
I love Szczecin in the future
Szczecin, you make my heart beat fast
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, City of my dreams
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, you're the one for me
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, City of my dreams
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, you're the one for me
SOLO
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, City of my dreams
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, you're the one for me
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, City of my dreams
Szczecin, Szczecin, Szczecin, you're the one for me
Szczecin, Szczecin, you're the one for meeeeeeeeee
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Hyperreality
The first law, music is warm
The second law, silence is blue
The third law, experience is soft
The fourth law, memory is light
These are the principal theorems
The fundamental laws of hyperreality
Once you understand these laws
Your mind will be open and free
We will deduce now the first theorem
We introduce the temperature T
M stands for music and is defined
As the product of loudness and melody
Time passed since the occurrence of M is defined as z
T equals M times e to the power of z
QED
But beware of Subreality which is unreal and most unfree
In this underworld, senses are deceived, what you find there can't be believed
Don't trust anything in this domain, it is the shadowside of your brain
Subreality is the wrong way, if you get there, return to the day
Now time has come
Eternal freedom
Be welcome
You
Finally managed to flee
And
Are entitled to be
In
Hyperreality
In
Hyperreality
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José's Erupção
Ouf!
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Tečky
In Your Skin
José:
People find me strange
because I play with dolls
My father goes in rage
He wants me to play football
.. and he beats me up
Sven:
My parents don't let me go out
and play indians and cowboys
They want me to do some painting
and only buy me educational toys
and I just don't know why
I have to talk with a strange guy
it's something they call therapy
José:
At school I don't like sports class
I do prefer knitting
Other boys throw the ball at me
And they keep on hitting
And especially this other guy
He is the worst of them all
Everyday he smashes my head
Against the wall
Sven:
There is this optional dance class
To which I have to attend
I have to wear these stupid clothes
Always the latest trend
To show the others I'm not a watje
I beat our classes' oddball
Everyday I smash his head
Against the wall
José:
I'm beginning to find out
Boys are much more charming
My father thinks I'm sick
Wants to send me to the army
Sven:
My father sends me to art school
Where all the guys are queer
I have to go to their parties
Because of my career
José:
Why can't I be myself?
Society thinks I'm ill
If life doesn't accept me
Maybe then death will
Sven:
Why was I born into this family?
The world they live in is ill
If life doesn't accept me
Maybe then death will
José+Sven:
If I could have had the choice
I would have chosen to be in your skin
Take my hand and jump with me
Maybe a better life will begin
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Czech Pride
Welcome to the Czech Republic
I am sure you'll love it here
And let me tell you something
We are the inventors of beer
Or if you like it a bit stronger
Absinth is our creation too
And if you prefer other substances
We invented coffeeshops for you
We are the most creative people
We are the most inventive country
We are the most creative people of the world
Of the wooorld
Be it early in the morning
Or maybe late at night
You can try our utopence
It's Walhalla from the first bite
Or have our hearty gulash
Crispy pizzas are also ours
And in our country also opened
The world's first mexican steakhouse
We are the most creative people
We are the most inventive country
We are the most creative people of the world
Of the whole wide wooorld
Vítejte v České republichh
Jsem si jistý, že budete rádi, žezde
A dovolte mi, abych várm něco
Mz jsme vynálezli pivo
We cater not only for the stomach
Krtek, gothic churches... and what else
Matryoshki and Pinocchio
Also products of our brain cells
Country music, Irish folk
Seafaring, Vincent van Gogh
Rum and churros and french fries
Medieval torture instruments
Didgeridoos, car burglary
Stags parties, Jan Akkerman
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The Emotion Generator
Let me ask you some questions baby
Are your protuberances real?
Do you know Rabbi Pflörr?
How does he make you feel?
Oo baby, let me take you there
I can take you anywhere
Oo, baby baby let me be your emotion generator
Oo, baby baby let me be your sensation creator
Oh, and by the way what was the name
Of the singer of INXS?
Do you facebook around while making love?
Or even when you undress?
Ooo, let me give you a ride
Come on baby, I will be your guide
Oo, baby baby let me be your emotion generator
Oo, baby baby let me be your sensation creator
Oo yeah
Oo oo yeah
Oo yeah
Oo oo oo yeah
Does anybody remember emotions
Oo yeah
Oo oo yeah
Oo yeah
But be careful:
Do not order an utopence or a pair of scissors
Don't ask what was that song that was playing five songs ago
And of course also not the phone number baby baby baby
So far so good, baby
Have you seen Drool dva?
And are you whiter than me?
Let me take off your bra
Ooo, your place or mine?
I'll send you shivers down your spine
Oo, baby baby let me be your emotion generator
Oo, baby baby baby let me be your sensation creator
Oo yeah, Ooo yeah
Oo yeah, oo oo yeah
Baby baby baby
Baby baby I'm your emotion generator
Ah ah Aaaa
Aaaaaaa
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Noblesse Oblige
Chaque année,
je dois acquérir la voiture la plus huppée
C'est la tradition dans mon cercle
de grosses fortunes
Mais cette année,
il y n'en a plus dans ma couleur préférée
Mais je suis quand même obligé
d'en acheter une
Il est ardu
d'être distingué et élégant
ce n'est qu'aléas et obligations
contrariétés et déceptions
La noblesse
Auparavant
Nous fûmes entre nous en première classe
Les heures s'écoulèrent tranquillement
dans les palaces
Mais maintenant
c'est à la portée de toute la populace
Ils s'incrustent partout éhontément
C'est dégueulasse
Il est ardu
d'être distingué et élégant
ce n'est qu'aléas et obligations
contrariétés et déceptions
La noblesse
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The Cross-Country Accountancy Boy
Accountancy
is a method to
collect and interpret
information
which are related
to financial flows
that can be measured in
monetary terms
I'm a cross-country accountancy boy
And I sing my joooy, yeayeah
In general
a theoretical
accounting framework
is not neutral
It's obtained in
a way that's either
inductive or
deductive
I'm a cross-country accountancy boy
And I sing my joooy, oo
It costs a certain
transparency
and structuring
performance
but accountancy
is a useful
and coherent system of
information
I'm a cross-country accountancy boy
And I sing my joooy, wow
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Utopence
Jsem putování Prahou
Na lovu na utopence
Jsem neměla jediný pět hodin
A já začínám mít absťák
Jsem mimo kontrolu
Myslím jen na utopence
Já se zblázním
whaa
Utopence, utopence, chci utopence
Utopence, utopence, dej mi utopence
Utopence, utopence, já potřebuji utopence
Utopence, utopence, whaaa, utopence
Snažil jsem se přestat utopence
V terapeutické centrum
Oni si kravatu na posteli
A nejen vám churros
Dokonce jsem se snažil spojení
Anonymní utopenciki
Ale nic nefunguje
H h hwhaa
Utopence, utopence, chci utopence
Utopence, utopence, dej mi utopence
Utopence, utopence, já potřebuji utopence
Utopence, utopence, whaaa, utopence
Utopence, utopence, chci utopence
Utopence, utopence, dej mi utopence
Utopence, utopence, já potřebuji utopence
Utopence, utopence, whaaa
Utopence, utopence, chci utopence
Utopence, utopence, dej mi utopence
Utopence, utopence, já potřebuji utopence
Utopence, utopence, whaaa, utopence
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Take your Time
Interviewer: Howdybody, Teachers, all Africa is asking itself: why are you so great?
Teachers: Well, it's easy, our secret is: Take your time.
If you haffa problem an' don't know what to do, dan take it easy an' listen to di music of da Teachers.
Doing 'tings in a hurry, dis always go wrong, an' it's borboh bad for di healt'.
People in di nort' are always running 'round, dat's why dey always in a bad mood an' die of a heart attack.
It better to do like I: go wis di flow an' dance to dis song.
Take your time
If you go drive wis di car, don' drive too fast, you will make an accident against di tree.
An' anyway it bad for di motoh an' cost borboh money for gasoline.
An' you don' see di pretty landscape, an' no get to meet nice people on di trip.
An' you in risk of missing a turn an' end up arriving in di wrong place.
Di impacient people put fertilisa in di field to make 'tings grow faster, but it no good.
Di food dey harvest, it not healty, and it no tasty an' pollute di Eart'.
When it dinner time, don' eat too fast, you will 'av di hick-up an' pain in di belly.
For drinkin' di palm wine, better wait a day, an' den dere more alcohol for di tipsy feeling.
Take your time
Take your time
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time
Take your time, take your time, take your time, take your time
Di bridge you heard is a bad example, it borboh fast an' you can't relax.
An' it also no possible to dance to it, di left foot don' know where di right one is.
An' playing so fast it hard to play right, di song will be full of ugly mistakes.
If you listened to I, people, you now undastand dat di best music is di music of Di Teachers.
Take your time
Take your time
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Der Fluch drei
Ich leb' die Hölle jeden Tag
In diesem Moloch namens Prag
Werd' von der Erde ich verschluckt
Und später wieder ausgespuckt
Ein gesichtsloser Strom reisst mich mit
Wir gehen alle im Gleichschritt
In Richtung eisernen Wurmes Bauch
Ich werd' verzehrt in diesem Schlauch
Die Welt macht kein'n Sinn mehr
Zahl'n ändern ihr'n Wert
Fünfer werden Zwölfer
Und niemand der sich darob beschwert
Ich lauf' auf der Strasse
Irgendwas hält mich auf beim gehn
Ich schaue nach unten
Ich scheine auf grünen Pünktchen zu stehn
Die Pünktchen bewegen
sich und manchmal teilen sie sich auf
Komm'n wieder zusammen
Und das passiert überall wo ich lauf
Niemand scheint's zu merken
Ich leide als einziger unter dem Fluch
Ich muss die Leut' warnen
Ich glaube ich schreibe jetzt ein Buch
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Are you Ready for the Hardrock Shocker?
...this was Safety is for Watjes and now...
we're gonna do the Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
Come on, clap your hands!
Whoi!
Hoi!
Hoi!
Whoi!
Whoi!
Whoi!
So we're gonna do for you the Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
What did I say the Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
I can't hear ya, the Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
That's better
And now you, you over there on the right!
What are we gonna play?
The Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
Can't hear ya! The Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
Yeah, that's better
One more time, the Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
And now you over there, to the right... eh, left
What are we gonna do? The Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
What?! The Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
That's better!
And you too, one more time
We're gonna do the Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
And now you in the back.
What are we gonna do?
Crowd: The Hardrock Shocker!
One more time! The Hardrock ...
Crowd: Shocker!
What do you wanna hear?
Crowd: The Hardrock Shocker!
Are you ready for the Hardrock Shocker?
Crowd: Nooo!!!!
Oh, well, another time then
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Listening to Orioles
Central Extremity
Welcome to the Hall of Preserved Harmony
Of Scrupulous Behavior
The Palace of Proper Places and Cultivation of Things
Of Peace and Tranquility
Welcome to the Hall of Preserved Harmony
Of Overwhelming Glory
Of Central Extremity
The Way of Heaven is Profound and Mysterious and the Way of Mankind is Difficult
Welcome to the Palace of Heavenly Purity
Of Moral Cultivation
The Hall for Observing Military Virtue
Of Earthly Tranquility
To the Gate of Sun Excellence
And the Gate of Lunar Glory
Welcome to the Hall of Accumulated Elegance
Of Appreciating Flowers
Of Accumulated Embroidery
The Pavilion of Imperial Scenery
Welcome to the Hall for Listening to Orioles
The Garden of Virtue and Harmony
Welcome to the Temple of Timely Rains and Extensive Moisture
The Hall of Happiness and Longevity
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Astrial
My first assignment in astronomy
is to guide, meteorites in the Sea
Some of them, fell on land, but I thought it would not be discovered
But one of them, had to fall, right into my bosses garden
This is your first warning
Never do this again
Three warnings are fatal
You'll face the Astrial
Since centuries now, the Moon has those black spots
So I took it down, in order to dust it
But when I hung, it back up, I turned it the wrong way 'round
Now it hangs, in the sky, with its dark side on display
This is your next warning ha
Never do this again
Three warnings are fatal
You'll face the Astrial
Alpha Centaury, was slowly dimming down
I thought it was time, to change the batteries
But I forgot, to put it back, so a star was suddenly missing
People complained, they called my boss, and I got into serious trouble
This was your last warning
You did it all again
Third warning is fatal
Now face the Astrial
The jury has found you guilty and decided to sentence you to six months of observation in Antarctica
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The Dalai Lama Goes Berserk
Lio tsö
Tshenyi i song
Hüju sam ba
Tshen shin gue yi cho dzhu sam bau
Tshön shing myen ming tsö mo dzhongshön
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Fo wej tau shü fa wej tshön tau
Söm wej shan nü t'chom wej tshou du
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Töng shan tje ki guo chö tshuan dzhau
Tshü-ü chuej dön tshä laj tan ko
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
O som tshön yen shin dzhon tshi tau
Di ü lyä choa tsom tsö shi myä
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Tshang song lyo tsö shong djong fa yön
Dang lyü bing shö shau lom byen nua
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Song tshü lyo tsö wej li u bi
Shü da di ü byen tshön lo t'ho
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Shö tjä mu shü yin yuän nan lau
Shön tsö lön chwej shing shang wej yau
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Uan mu u tshan shan mö tshau di
Tshan shan tshin tsing shü tshü bo yü
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Sha ma yön shön nan do dzhü bau
Shü du tsö shöng shü wej kö shi
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
Om ma ni bad mä chom, Om ma ni bad mä chom
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Tapas, Bratwurst, Autoreparatur
Ich hab' 'ne Tapas Bar in Weissensee
Aber es läuft nicht so wie es würd' an der Spree
Die Leute hier sind nicht so raffiniert
Auf ihre Art sind sie sehr kleinkariert
Diese Proleten wollen nichts Neues probier'n
Nicht einmal Jesus Knochen wollen sie degustier'n
Ich habe allmählich genug davon
Ich glaube ich bekomme eine spanische Depresión
Tapas, Bratwurst, Autoreparatur
Ist des Kreises Quadratur
Tapas, Bratwurst, Autoreparatur
Ist des Kreises Quadratur
Um mein Etablissement nicht zu verlier'n
Muss ich das Angebot wohl diversifizier'n
Ich biete Bratwurst an für dieses Pack
Denn diese Art von Essen trifft den lokal'n Geschmack
Ich liess auf der Terrasse Tische montier'n
An denen die Gäste ihre Muskeln trainier'n
Ich habe jetzt schon etwas mehr davon
Aber immer noch meine spanische Depresión
Tapas, Bratwurst, Autoreparatur
Ist des Kreises Quadratur
Tapas, Bratwurst, Autoreparatur
Ist des Kreises Quadratur
Jetzt setz' ich alle meine Fähigkeiten ein
Ich kann auch Autos von ihren Problemen befrei'n
Ab nun können Sie bei uns Ihr Fahrzeug reparier'n
oder auch nur den Ölstand kontrollier'n
Während Sie warten auf die Reparatur
Geniessen Sie doch uns're Biertischgarnitur
Kommen Sie mal wieder in zwei Wochen
Vielleicht hab'n wir dann auch wieder Jesus Knochen
Tapas, Bratwurst, Autoreparatur
Ist des Kreises Quadratur
Tapas, Bratwurst, Autoreparatur
Tapas, Bratwurst, Autoreparatur
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Colonisation II
Why are the locals such terrible scum
They throw their garbage on the floor
Each one of them is a lazy bum
They are just primitive to the core
What do we have these countries for
They use our money to make war
Why are they watching crap on TV
Instead of being politically aware
We try to teach them democracy
But they just don't seem to care
What do we help these countries for
They use our money to make war
Look at those pigs.
They throw all their garbage on the ground!
I will teach them how to do it.
I will now demonstratively walk over to the garbage bin and throw a papiertje into it,
in front of their eyes, for all to see,
as a good example so they will know how they have to do it.
But wait, I have an additional idea.
On the way there, I will drop the papiertje and pick it up again
so they can see that you can actually pick your garbage up again
and throw it in the dustbin nevertheless, even if it fell.
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Nature is Overrated
I have got enough of nature
It is really far from perfect
There are many examples of this
The most blatant is the one of teeth
The first victims of this evil
Are those poor innocent babies
Why do they have to be in pain
When their first teeth start to grow
And you notice while you're eating
Bits of food get stuck between them
It would have been so much better
To make them in gapless design
Solo
Why do wisdom teeth have to grow
Often they don't even fit there
When you finally get used to them
All your teeth start falling out
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The Hardrock Shocker (Live)
Hello Conakry!
Crowd: Booo!
What, this is not Conakry?
Crowd: Nooo!
Well then, hello Phnom Penh!
Crowd: Booo!
What, also not Phnom Penh?
Crowd: Nooo!
Where am I then?
Crowd: New York!
Aah, OK. Hello New York!
Crowd: Yeah!
Are you ready?
Crowd: Yeah!
I said: Are you ready?
Crowd: Yeah!
Are you ready for The Hardrock Shocker?
Crowd: Yeah!
OK, this is what you want, and this is what you're gonna get!
Crowd: Yeah!
We are now gonna make some noise that will blow your brains outta your head
The volume of our amps are gonna hit the red
Listening to our deafening noise is like a mental rape
We're gonna set the place on fire, nobody's gonna escape
The walls are startin' a shake and the Earth is is startin' a quake
Your ears are startin' a ache and it's much more than you can take
Hard Rock Shocker
We're gonna wreck this place
Hard Rock Shocker
Causing a total disgrace
Hard Rock Shocker
Blow you right inna space
Hard Rock Shocker
Gonna kick it right in your face
We are now gonna make some noise that will make the Earth explode
The loudspeakers are red hot, ready to overload
You're gonna get dead struck by a thundering lightning bolt
You're gonna get electrified by 56 million volt
The walls are startin' a shake and the Earth is is startin' a quake
Your ears are startin' a ache and it's much more than you can take
Hard Rock Shocker
We're gonna wreck this place
Hard Rock Shocker
Causing a total disgrace
Hard Rock Shocker
Blow you right inna space
Hard Rock Shocker
Gonna kick it right in your face
solo
Hard Rock Shocker
We're gonna wreck this place
Hard Rock Shocker
Causing a total disgrace
Hard Rock Shocker
Blow you right inna space
Hard Rock Shocker
Gonna kick it right in your face
OK then Cona... eh... New York
Are you having a good time?
Crowd: Yeah!
I can't hear ya, are you having a good time?
Crowd: Yeah!
And now I will introduce to you the band:
On the bass, Sven Bøndånsen!
Crowd: Yeah!
On the rhythm guitar, Sven Bøndånsen!
Crowd: Yeah!
Sven: And on the drums, José Boundo!
Crowd: Whaaa!
On the solo guitar, mister Sven Bøndånsen!
Crowd: Aaaaah!
Sven: And that guy over there.
Do you know that guy over there?
A big applause for José
Crowd: Boundo!
We are now gonna make some noise that will blow your brains outta your head
The volume of our amps are gonna hit the red
Listening to our deafening noise is like a mental rape
We're gonna set the place on fire, nobody's gonna escape
The walls are startin' a shake and the Earth is is startin' a quake
Your ears are startin' a ache and it's much more than you can take
Hard Rock Shocker
We're gonna wreck this place
Hard Rock Shocker
Causing a total disgrace
Hard Rock Shocker
Blow you right inna space
Hard Rock Shocker
Gonna kick it right in your face
Hard Rock Shocker
We're gonna wreck this place
Hard Rock Shocker
Causing a total disgrace
Hard Rock Shocker
Blow you right inna space
Hard Rock Shocker
Gonna kick it right in your face
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Handball Hymn
While all of you watch football
I have much more refined taste
Handball is more sophisticated
But for the plebe it is a waste
Handball players are very well mannered
They don't scratch their private part
They never spit on the ground
A handball game is a piece of art
They don't look like vulgar cavemen
They are a heavenly appearance
They all look so graceful
An are an expression of elegance
solo
Like riders on white Pegasus
They just glide in the air, ball in hand
Their shots are like golden arrows
On a flowered cushion they land
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O Flucho quatro
Eu senti o gosto do Paraíso
Bebi o suco da fruta proibida
Mas foi fruta envenenada
Que de mim logo foi tirada
Agora estou viciado
Não posso ser livrado
Destinado a ser destruído
Mas eu preciso, wha
Estou vivendo um pesadelo
Acordo toda noite suando
Ando as ruas feito um fantasma
Sem sentido, nem destino
Minha mente asemelha
Um campo de batalha
Ensopado de sangue
Naquele afogarei-ei
Não consigo viver assim
Minha vida virou vazia
Não vejo mais sentido
Só tem uma saída
Só quero morrer
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Uniqum
Phil Taylor's Daughter
I am in love with Phil Taylor's daughter
She's as delicious as a pint of stout
But I found out it's not so easy
To make a maximum check out
I tried a diddle for the middle
But I crossed the oche and my feet got wet
I couldn't even aim for top banana
The girl remained in daddy's bed
Phil Taylor's Daughter
If only I caught her
I'd murder and slaughter
For Phil Taylor's Daughter
Three in a bed was not really my fancy
I'd need lipstick to keep her dad at bay
But I can't even throw a redeemer
Since my tactics consist of spray and pray
My last try just landed in the basement
Every arrow of mine miserably fails
Not even a leg, only wanker's fifty
My life is just a bucket of nails
Phil Taylor's Daughter
If only I caught her
I'd murder and slaughter
For Phil Taylor's Daughter
Phil Taylor's Daughter
If only I caught her
I'd murder and slaughter
For Phil Taylor's Daughter
Whaaaaa
Aaa aa
A a a aaaa
Eueu
In my dreams I dance a waltz with Phil Taylor's daughter
It feels just as though we are flying in the air
Her eyes seem to me those of a phantom
But I swear her tears on my shoulder are for real
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Charb
Une plume vient de mourir
Elle caressait le papier
Et nous éblouissait
Avec son tracé raffiné
Par leur crime ils ont tué l'éclaireur de nos nuits
Désormais tout ce qui demeure encore pour nous,
Une page blanche
De ces champs d'encre répandue
Renaîtront d'autres plumes le combat continue
Les contours de ses croquis
Toujours atteignaient toujours leur cible
La plume au poing il enseignait
Un message invincible
Ceux qui se sentent menacés
Par de simples dessins
Répandent leur ignorance
Allons sonner le tocsin
Parmi tout ce qu'il a crée durant sa courte vie
Ce qui restera pour l'éternité fut le logo
D'Osbaptonne
De ces champs d'encre répandue
Renaîtront d'autres plumes le combat continue
Continue, continue, continue, continue
Continue!
Continue, continue, continue, continue
Continue!
Continue, continue, continue, continue
Continue!
Continue, continue, continue, continue
De ces champs d'encre répandue
Renaîtront d'autres plumes le combat continue
Continue, continue, continue, continue
Continue, continue, continue, continue
Continue, continue, continue, continue
Continue, continue, continue, continue
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Néhány Tanácsot
Nem védi a fényképezőgépet, ha éppen egy bárban
Csak külföldiek csinálni
A magyarok becsületes emberek, és nem fog lopni
Itt van néhány tanácsot, hogy hogyan néz ki, mint egy magyar
Hagyja a laptop egy szék kívül
Csak sétálni, és hagyja ott
Ugyanezen okok miatt, ahogy azt a korábbi vers
Itt van néhány tanácsot, hogy hogyan néz ki, mint egy magyar
A mágikus ital Unicum
A varázsszó Pokolgép
A mágikus zene Piros Meleg Chili Paprika
A bűvös szám száznyolcvan - É
Ő - A mágikus ital Unicum - Unicum
A varázsszó Pokolgép
A mágikus zene Piros Meleg Chili Paprika
A bűvös szám száznyolcvan - Á
A mágikus ital Unicum
A varázsszó Pokolgép
A mágikus zene Piros Meleg Chili Paprika
A bűvös szám száznyolcvan - Áá
Áá-áá
A mágikus ital Unicum - Öhöhö
Áá-áá
A varázsszó Pokolgép
Áá-áá
A mágikus zene Piros Meleg Chili Paprika
Áá-áá
A bűvös szám száznyolcvan - Paprika
Áá-áá - Kuros
Áá-áá - Pokolgép
Áá-áá - Unicum - Unicum
Áá-áá - száznyolcvan, mágikus
Felejtsd el a mobiltelefont bár asztalok
A pincér hozza meg, miután
De ne tedd ugyanezt várostérképek!
Itt van néhány tanácsot, hogy hogyan néz ki, mint egy magyarrr
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Cold is for the Mind
I walk the street in the icy breeze
You might think I'm startin' to freeze
But I'm not one of these southern guys
This arctic wind really purifies
my soul
Oo yeah
Cavemen like it warm
But I'm more refined
Heat is for the body,
Cold for the mind
I don't know why people like to sweat
And get their bodies all sticky and wet
In the cold bacteria don't stand a chance
Cleanliness and health are the stance
of mine
Oo yeah
Cavemen like it warm
But I'm more refined
Heat is for the body,
Cold for the mind
Cavemen like it warm
But I'm more refined
Heat is for the body,
Cold for the mind
Aah, I like the cold
Watjes, those who don't like this
Ah, this is so stimulating
I'm not just trying to talk myself into it, I really love it
How can you stay at home with such nice weather?
I actually don't need this jacket but it's stylish, you see?
I could roll myself naked in the snow, but not in public of course
I could stay out all day, but I have to go home
But still, the heating's not on
If you see me walking with closed coat
It's not coz I'm afraid of a sore throat
Sloppy dress code is just not my style
I welcome the frost with a smile
on my face
Oo yeah
Cavemen like it warm
But I'm more refined
Heat is for the body,
Cold for the mind
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You have to suffer to be ugly
I adorned my body with grotesque paintings
To look like a zombie scaring human beings
But unfortunately the needle stings
You have
To suffer
To be
Ugly
You have to suffer to be ugly
You have to suffer to be ugly
Thrust metal items through all members mine
I now resemble the creature of Frankenstein
Alas the perforation process made me whine
You have
To suffer
To be
Ugly
You have to suffer to be ugly
You have to suffer to be ugly
Embedded silicon shapes underneath my tan
To pass for some kind of Elephant man
Regrettably I hadn't foreseen the pain in my plan
You have
To suffer
To be
Ugly
You have to suffer to be ugly
You have to suffer to be ugly
You have to suffer to be ugly
You have to suffer to be uglyyy
One single ornament won't suffice
This is paying far too low a price
Don't be fooled by charlatans who sell
An easy and comfortable way out of hell
There is no short-cut to paradise
Certainly some guys are ugly from birth
You might think they are the luckiest on earth
This kind of repulsiveness I don't strive for
The path leading to it is not hard-core
Solely through torment one can see a man's worth
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Ítélet Helyett
Vadnak születtünk, az utca nevelt,
Senki nem vigyázott ránk!
A beton házak között nem várnak csodák,
Így lettünk mi megátkozott nemzedék!
Soha nem láthattál könnyet a szemünkben,
Ha volt is, észre sem vetted.
Ha féltünk, egymástól vártunk biztatást,
Így lettünk mi megátkozott nemzedék!
Vadnak születtünk, az utca nevelt,
Senki nem vigyázott ránk!
A beton házak között nem várnak csodák,
Így lettünk mi megátkozott nemzedék!
Ítélet helyett!
Én nem vádolok senkit, nem is kérhetem,
Hogy szeressetek.
Ítélet helyett!
Nézz önmagadba, téged az sem érdekel,
Hogy mi van velem!
Ítélet helyett!
Nemzedékemért csak annyit kérhetek,
Hogy szeressétek a gyerekeket!...
Ohóhohóhohóhohóhohohó
Ohóhohóhohóhóhó
Ohóhohóhohóhohóhohohó
Így lettünk mi megátkozott nemzedék!
Úhuhúhuhúhuhúhuhuhú
Úhuhúhuhúhúhú
Úhuhúhuhúhuhúhuhuhú
Így lettünk mi megátkozott nemzedék
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Winter Days
Let's make a snowman
and throw snowballs but not hard ones, yeaeaea
I hop on the cable car
and go sledding with my friends oohoo
We can roll in the snow
and make a lovely snow angel, yeeah
Also go ice skating
and go shopping for winter clothes
Let's warm up in the sauna
and in the Chena hot springs
Have a glass of hot wine
just to warm up the hands yeayeahea
Winter days
Oh Winter days
You can have so much so much fun in the winter days
Oh Winter days
Oh Winter days
You can have so much so much fun in the winter dayayays
Winter days ooh
Oh Winter days
You can have so much so much fun in the winter dayyeah
Winter days
Oh Winter dayeahs
You can have so much so much fun in the winter dayyeaheah
I love opening presents
and decorate the Christmas tree
Ooh let's bake cookies together
and watch Tea for One on TV
Yeah finally après-ski disco
in the Shaddock club and Alambic
Back home cosy up at the fireplace
of course I have fluffy Clarks
Winter days
Oh winter days
You can have so much so much fun in the winter days
Winter days
Oh winter days
You can have so much so much fun in the winter days heyheyhey
Winter days
Oh winter days
You can have so much so much fun in the winter days
Winter days, oo
Winter days
You can have so much so much fun in the winter days yeahea
Winter dayheyhey
Oh Winter days heyhey
You can have so much so much fun in the winter dayheyheys - So much fun
Winter days
Winter days
You can have so much so much fun, winter days
Winter dayhees - Winter days
Oh Winter dayheys - Oh Winter days
You can have so much so much fun in the winter days - Come on
Winter days
Oh Winter days - Let's go
You can have so much so much fun in the winter days - Ohoyeahea
Winter days - Winter
Winter days - Ah
Winter - Ha
Winter days - Ohohoo
Winter days - So much fun
I want to have fun - So much fun ..ays
So much fun! - Fun!
Have so much - Winter dayayhayayswhooaa
Haaa
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The last Büezers Stronghold
Egy-két-há-négy!
Az a szép, az a szép, Akinek a Pokolgép, Akinek a Pokolgép.
Az a szép, az a szép, Akinek a Pokolgép, Akinek a Pokolgép.
Az a szép...
Look at these fluffies with their stupid hairdo
Walking all over town
With their ridiculous clothes each of them
is a clown
They carry their little brats around like trophies
In their oversized buggies
They consume carrot juice, macchiato and
brownies
We are the strong hold
We will never get sold
Look at them trying to feel important
They are just a cheap face
Sitting in the café with their tablets taking all
the space
Here in our lair we don't fear anything
It's still down to earth and rough
But outside the fluffies are getting more and more
Enough!
We are the stronghold
We will never get sold
We are the stronghold
We will never get sold
Never!
But look at this they're coming in our bar
It really is not funny any more
They order juices and lemonade
I think they're looking for war
We have to chase these fluffies outta town
Before they take over the bar
We are not going to be overrun
This is now going much too far
We have no other choice
We gotta prepare for war
The time has come to defend our refuge
We have to protect it from the deluge
Barricade ourselves behind the bar
They will bitterly find out who we are
Make Molotov cocktails with Pálinka
Just like the Spanish treated the Inca
We shall do anything to protect our land
If we die it's with Ászok in our hand
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Zen is not
Zen is not
Zen is not spending a lot of money
Zen is not
Zen is not falling asleep while punching in/out
Zen is not
Zen is not accelerating to make it through the orange light
Zen is not
Zen is not screaming when you're being kidnapped
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Fate Happens
The Denouncer
In the express lane of the supermarket
some have more than 10 items in their basket
Is it so hard to stand right on the escalators?
they're not for ice cream eaters and roller skaters
Some other thing one can see more and more
is people entering through the exit door
Or they remain standing as if nailed to the floor
Instead of moving to the corridor
Why do they keep ignoring the writ
So many rule infringements they commit
In the face of civilisation they spit
and they even get away with it
The authorities don't do a single bit
Unbelievable the things they permit
This whole world is so hypocrite
If it continues I will throw a fit
At the passport control for Europeans only
you can always see folks clearly queuing wrongly
In the plane people are already standing
with the fasten seat belt sign still on after landing
Safety, many a traveller neglects it
putting his suitcase in the emergency exit
Others display their lack of education
Eating Tupla in public transportation
Why do they keep ignoring the writ
So many rule infringements they commit
In the face of civilisation they spit
and they even get away with it
The authorities don't do a single bit
Unbelievable the things they permit
This whole world is so hypocrite
If it continues I will throw a fit
Why do they keep ignoring the writ
So many rule infringements they commit
In the face of civilisation they spit
and they even get away with it
The authorities don't do a single bit
Unbelievable the things they permit
If I can't find a Messerschmitt
I'll find another way to have their throats slit
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Rent-a-Baby, inc.
If you want to skip a queue
Get a seat in the bus
Even when it's full
Want more leg space in the plane
Use the public bathroom
Without having to pay
Get the solution asap
You need a baby on your lap
Come rent a baby
Just a mouse click away
Come rent a baby
This will make your day
Come rent a baby
Delivered without delay
Come rent a baby
We have special offerings
Trolleys or baby slings
And many other things
If you are a bit shy
And want to find a way
To approach ladies
Women tend to defrost
When you make them believe
You're caring 'n' warm
Get the solution asap
You need a baby on your lap
Come rent a baby
Just a mouse click away
Come rent a baby
This will make your day
Come rent a baby
Delivered without delay
Come rent a baby
We have special offerings
Trolleys or baby slings
And many other things
If you are a burglar
And you look too shady
When you observe a house
If you want to avoid
Arousing attention
When you roam around
Get the solution asap
You need a baby on your lap
Come rent a baby
Just a mouse click away
Come rent a baby
This will make your day
Come rent a baby
Delivered without delay
Come rent a baby
We have special offerings
Trolleys or baby slings
And many other things
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Love Letter
inarticulate
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The second Livonian War
Viens, divi, trīs, četri
Dievs, svētī Latviju,
Mūs' dārgo tēviju,
Svētī jel Latviju,
Ak, svētī jel to!
Kur latvju meitas zied,
Kur latvju dēli dzied,
Laid mums tur laimē diet,
Mūs' Latvijā!
Dievs, svētī Latviju,
Mūs' dārgo tēviju,
Svētī jel Latviju,
Ak, svētī jel to!
Kur latvju meitas zied,
Kur latvju dēli dzied,
Laid mums tur laimē diet,
Mūs' Latvijā!
Kur latvju meitas zied,
Kur latvju dēli dzied,
Laid mums tur laimē diet,
Mūs' Latvijā!
I just checked the tourist map of the country I love most
I can see a small island that's just off our own coast
The map says it's Estonian but that doesn't make sense
It should belong to Latvia, a logical consequence
Dalīts mēs krist, kopā mēs stāvam
Mēs cīnīties kaujas līdz beigām
Let's go to war weapon in our hand
We shall conquer this isle for our land
Divided we fall, together we stand
We shall fight the battle till the end
Ejam karot ar ieroci mūsu
Mēs iekarot šo salu
Dalīts mēs krist, kopā mēs stāvam
Mēs cīnīties kaujas līdz beigām
Let's go to war weapon in our hand
We shall conquer this isle for our land
Divided we fall, together we stand
We shall fight the battle till the end
Ejam karot ar ieroci mūsu
Mēs iekarot šo salu
Dalīts mēs krist, kopā mēs stāvam
Mēs cīnīties kaujas līdz beigām
Here I sit in my cold cell
The only one left of a 12 men army
We failed to conquer the island of Sāmsala
The ennemy reacted sooner than expected
At 5 o'clock ...
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Corruption
Yeahhh
I like corruption
It's a life force
Some are against it
The truth is they are simply losers
Either they're jealous
Or maybe even worse
Too stupid to find out
how to take advantage from it
Just look around you
The achievements of man
Are the result of corruption
It's the key to world domination
It's the key difference
Between man and beast
The peak of life evolution
Darwinian optimization
Corruption, corruption
The best way to spend a pound
Corruption, corruption
It makes the world go round
The best stimulus
Of creativity
It gets things done
Without it we'd have no pyramids
The Great Wall of China
The Taj Mahal
Or even Disneyland
All wouldn't exist without bribery
Just look around you
The achievements of man
Are the result of corruption
It's the key to world domination
It's the key difference
Between man and beast
The peak of life evolution
Darwinian optimization
Corruption, corruption
The best way to spend a pound
Corruption, corruption
It makes the world go round
Corruption, corruption
The best way to spend a pound
Corruption, corruption
It makes the world go round-ah
Corruption, corruption
The best way to spend a pound
Corruption, corruption
It makes the world go round
Corruption, corruption
The best way to spend a pound
Corruption, corruption
It makes the world go round-ah
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Heximal Spirit
Six is by far the most harmonic number
All other numbers are obviously dumber
The hexagon is the geometrical ideal
A decagon could be mistaken for a wheel
Users of base 10 are so narrow-minded
They are so bourgeois and square
Whereas base 2 is for computer freaks
A geeky and nerdy affair
Base 6 is handy for our polydactyle friends
They can count all digits on only one of their hands
In base 10 there are too many digits
No one can remember them all
Whereas in base 2 they may be fewer
But numbers are long even when small
In base 6, there's an easy rule to find out if a number is dividable by 7 whereas in base 10 there is none.
In base 6, the rule to find out if a number is dividable by 3 is much easier than in base 10, where you have to calculate the cross sum.
Admittedly, the rule for finding out if a number is dividable by 5 is easier in base 10, but much less important than to find out if a number is dividable by 3.
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
Come and join heximal spirit
The world will be in perfect harmony
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La mulți ani, Dracula
Îmi place mirosul atât de mult
și de nucă de cocos ah
Mă faci să mă simt bine Nu știu ce voi face
Mă vrei mai mult decât pot face
La mulți ani, Dracula
Transilvania fericita
zâmbet și zi fericită
În orașul de munte
Îmi place soarele și marea
Îmi place mai mult decât orice
Vino cu mine pentru a sărbători
Gust de tort și nu întârzia
La mulți ani, Dracula
Transilvania fericita
Dracula sarbatoresc
Toată lumea vium
La mulți ani, Dracula
Transilvania fericita
Bucurie jurul lumii
Toată lumea vium
Îmi place mirosul atât de mult
și de nucă de cocos ah
Mă faci să mă simt bine Nu știu ce voi face
Mă vrei mai mult decât pot face
La mulți ani, Dracula
Transilvania fericita
zâmbet și zi fericită
În orașul de munte
La mulți ani, Dracula
Transilvania fericita
Ochii și vise fericite
În orașul de munte
La mulți ani, Dracula
Transilvania fericita
Dracula sarbatoresc
Toată lumea vium
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In Space III
Space triggers controversial opinions
Some pretend it is the best place around
Some will state there is no worse location
You may find reasons supporting either view
But debating upon this is meaningless
Since there's simply not any other place
All opinions do not reflect space as such
But rather expose the mind frame of the people expressing them
Space doesn't care about our value systems
It is neither good nor bad, space simply is
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
SPACE IS
Some people argue against the fact that space is the only place
Strange theories are circulating about multiverses and extra dimensions
These hypotheses are simply rubbish because I say so
You cannot multiply space because it is undividable and one
So we see there is no way around it
Space is too vast to encircle with theories
Since we are definite and it is infinite
You can turn it any way you want
Don't expect space to turn along
Space is and will remain so